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Mark Frauenfelder

Bio: I wanted to live in the greatest city on Earth, so I moved to Los Angeles

The making of Bob Staake's New Yorker cover

October 6, 2008 5:46pm

Nelson.C@13: "Ouch! I was joking; did the snark tags not make it through?"

No. Tags don't show up, even fake ones. If they had shown up, you wouldn't have been disemvoweled!

Wonderful noodle stretching and folding video

October 6, 2008 5:43pm

Is Phillip Morrison the same guy who narrated the Eames' Powers of Ten film?

Restaurant features "wireless service bell button" to summon waiters at your command

October 6, 2008 11:18am

paulatz@21: "I can't believe you're so shy you prefer to mediate human interactions with a wireless machine!"

Er... I talk to the waiter when s/he comes to the table.

How I dehydrated my vegetables

October 4, 2008 12:28pm

Thanks for all the good ideas here, everyone. I want to try all of them. The fun thing about making your own food is that it never gets boring. There's always something new to try.

The art of A. Andrew Gonzalez

October 3, 2008 6:30pm

dredgemortle@3: "It's like the antithesis of H.R. Giger's work."

That's a really good way to describe it!

How I dehydrated my vegetables

October 3, 2008 4:34pm

Falcon_Seven@7: Yes, and if you had read the post, you'd have seen where I wrote "I put the tomatoes and peppers into my eggs every morning and I cut the figs up and sprinkle them on my nightly bowl of blueberries and cream."

It's scary for some people to eat food they've grown and processed themselves, but once you get past the fact that it doesn't come in a box from Kraft, you'll find it's delicious.

How I dehydrated my vegetables

October 3, 2008 3:49pm

Do you dry them on the tree, Antinous?

Rolling Stone presents 11 myths about Sarah Palin

October 1, 2008 4:22pm

Bruno the Pig: Is pointing out Palin's lies considered "bashing" in your parts?

Rolling Stone presents 11 myths about Sarah Palin

October 1, 2008 3:56pm

se7a7n7@2: "Politco.com Swing State Map shows that if the election were held today, Obama would win in a landslide..."

This will make it a lot harder for the Republicans to cheat like they did the last two times. They might have to resort to nastier things to get their way.

The Faith Tones: "Jesus Use Me" LP cover

October 1, 2008 11:45am

powerpants@31: "at what point did we decide that all christians are intolerant?"

At no point.

The Faith Tones: "Jesus Use Me" LP cover

October 1, 2008 10:28am

Lilorfnannie@10: "It's also really hypocritical when liberal, supposedly open-minded people are anything but when it comes to Christianity."

The old "you're a hypocrite for not being tolerant of intolerance" saw.

Palin believes dinosaurs and men once coexisted

September 30, 2008 8:22pm

All I can think of right now is Raquel Welch in a fur bikini.

Woman Dressed as Cow Gets a Month in Jail

September 30, 2008 11:37am

I heard a fly flew into one ear and out da udder.

Computer-Generated Sarah Palin Interview

September 30, 2008 9:24am

Enochrewt@10: "I was expecting it to be Eliza-level coherent."

I expected that from the real Palin, too.

3D Stereo Vision Robot Kit

September 29, 2008 9:47am

Dinosaurs and Robots is back up. We forgot to renew the domain! We renewed for another 3 years. We'll probably forget again.

The Casbah

September 28, 2008 3:13pm

getback@8: "Maybe this rocked 25-30 years ago..."

I know it's all about "rocking" for you, Getback, but I doubt this music "rocked" even 25-30 years ago, as some of this stuff is over 40 years old.

James Howard Kunstler's "Eyesore of the Month"

September 28, 2008 7:23am

derelictmindset@57: "Keep it up, and I will be forced to start a petition against you being a regular contributor on this site."

Please note that we only accept petitions submitted on parchment made of caecilian skin. Please mail it to:

Boing Boing
/dev/null Department
13547 Ventura Blvd
Sherman Oaks, CA 91412

Thanks!

James Howard Kunstler's "Eyesore of the Month"

September 28, 2008 7:07am

I'm about halfway through his post-apocalyptic novel, World Made By Hand. It takes place in the near future, after the world has run out of energy, has had major cities nuked, and has been hit with population-decimating disease epidemics. It's a gripping read so far!

Photos from Picklefest 2008

September 24, 2008 3:58pm

scottso@4: "It had really bad spelling and grammar errors..."

I spoke to Erik about this. He said the 2nd printing will take care of the typos and grammatical errors. Nevertheless, these didn't bother me when I read it.

Photos from Picklefest 2008

September 24, 2008 3:32pm

It was great to meet you Wingo! Looking forward to seeing you at the Picklefest 2008, Part 2 meeting where we get to eat the stuff!

U.S. Army releases doctored photographs

September 23, 2008 4:52pm

artfreakydude@16: "...i feel that making a big fuss about it is more disrespectful to the deceased than photoshopping his head onto a body with a flag behind it."

Who is making a bug fuss about it? And even if someone were making a big fuss out of it, why would you hallucinate that it equated disrespect towards these soldiers?

Hugh Hefner toy by eBoy

September 23, 2008 4:34pm

His eyebrows are arched on the box photo, but they're horizontal on the doll.

Photos of a very messy house

September 23, 2008 1:31pm

Agger@63: "These photos may be fun to look at."

Maybe they're "fun" for you to look at, but not for me.

"posting them online is also a gross violation of that person's privacy"

No, it's not, because we don't know who the person who made the mess is.

How Children Learn: classic of human, kid-centered learning

September 23, 2008 8:05am

I'm writing a book about the DIY movement and have been interviewing unschooler parents and kids. It seems like unschooling is a good way to raise kids to become DIYers.

Serialization of The Deal, Chapter 16

September 20, 2008 8:57am

You'll get the whole book. A new chapter is being posted each week. This isn't an ad.

Photos of figeater beetles

September 19, 2008 7:30pm

Lizzle@: "S'funny, but I'd always considered the inside of a fig to be *fig*-flavoured, and nothing at all like a raspberry."

There are thousands of variety of figs. In fact, it might be the first plant cultivated by people. The different types of figs have different flavors.

Photos of figeater beetles

September 18, 2008 6:16pm

The camera I used is just a little Canon PowerShot SD1000. It has a pretty good macro lens, at least for me.

Palin's Yahoo email account hacked, contents posted to Wikileaks

September 17, 2008 11:18pm

Very intersting, Itsumishi!

I also think we are going to start seeing fake emails gifs being touted as "the other emails" swiped from Palin's account.

Picklefest 2008 at Machine Project, Los Angeles, Saturday September 20, 2008

September 17, 2008 8:11pm

wolfiesma @13: I just ate dinner, but you made me hungry all over again with that description\.

Funny doctored science fair photos

September 17, 2008 5:40pm

I respect Radiotube's wish not to have his image used for a joke, though. His actual science project from 1974 is very cool.

Funny doctored science fair photos

September 17, 2008 3:54pm

Thank you. Check out this rhizome:

http://flickr.com/photos/frauenfelder/2865853893/

Funny doctored science fair photos

September 17, 2008 3:41pm

Cpt. Tim@8: "also basically and precisely are not mutually exclusive. just sayin."

You are correct! Now can you please tell me how much vinegar I need to kill the bermudagrass on my lawn?

Funny doctored science fair photos

September 17, 2008 3:38pm

Cpt. Tim@6: "not giving credit is teh suck."

Yuo aer rihgt! ¡ credtied teh cretaor. Nwo ti si nto teh scuk!¿"

Funny doctored science fair photos

September 17, 2008 3:19pm

Cpt. Tim@4: Not basically, my friend -- precisely!

1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread

September 17, 2008 1:00pm

And here's a video of the Klones playing in July 2008!

http://www.vimeo.com/1460559

1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread

September 17, 2008 12:56pm

Here are a bunch of Colorado postpunk bands that I remember:

http://newwave.50megs.com/discography.html

1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread

September 17, 2008 12:54pm

Remember the fake punk band - The Kamikaze Klones? I wonder what happened to them? They often opened for real punk bands when they played at the Rainbow.

Their big song was "Dork at the Party"

http://www.collectorscum.com/volume3/rockies/kamikaz7.jpg

1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread

September 17, 2008 12:47pm

Kip w@262: "Tell 'em ol' Dick Lewis sent ya!"

I used to watch him when I was 4 or 5. He would say "Go tell your mom right now to buy a case of **** soda pop. Go tell her now!" and I would run to my mom and tell her to buy some, pleading with her because Dick Lewis really wanted me to.

Do you remember the brand of soda pop? I think it had a smiling elf as a logo.

Picklefest 2008 at Machine Project, Los Angeles, Saturday September 20, 2008

September 17, 2008 12:40pm

I make sauerkraut. I use nothing but cabbage and salt. Nature does the rest. Using vinegar to pickle foods doesn't produce bacteria that are good for you. Lacto fermentation is where it's at!

See: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4347443.stm

Caligula for President: Better American Living Through Tyranny

September 17, 2008 10:16am

Anonymous@22: "Could we please, pretty please, stick to shorter versions for the RSS feeds?"

I don't know how to set that up without making it really complicated.

Brain implant results in non-stop self-stimulation

September 16, 2008 5:51pm

smellybug@27: "My god that's an old story. Like 5 years old..."

Er, did you read the first sentence of the post, Smellybug? It's 22 years old, not 5.

Top 10 Worst Types of Blog Post (and how to fix them)

September 16, 2008 4:07pm

Because I'm a low-carber, I usually do the block quote sandwich with one slice of bread. And it's usually a very thin slice. Now excuse me while I go spin a plate that's getting dangerously wobbly....

Stabilized bigfoot film

September 16, 2008 10:07am

I don't even remember posting this the first time. Help me.

HOWTO Make a perfect cup of coffee -- the science of ferocious black madness

September 16, 2008 7:06am

Ordodk@43: Thanks for the info, and congrats on winnning the Denmark Championhip! I agree with you, I left the word "ground" out by mistake. The coffee should be ground just seconds before you use it, right?

Jill Greenberg's Photoshopped McCain out-takes

September 15, 2008 11:52am

This is not about McCain. It's about the photographer and what she did with the photos she took.

"I'm a Canadian living in Germany so I have no personal stake in whatever happens in November."

You really think so?

HOWTO Make a perfect cup of coffee -- the science of ferocious black madness

September 15, 2008 10:24am

I asked Kyle Glanville, US Barista Champion about what makes good espresso. He said tamping is not important. Anything between 20 and 80 pounds is fine.

Using great coffee, properly roasted and freshly (like just a few seconds ago) is essential, of course.

What surprised me is that he said precise water temperature is *extremely* important. I have a Rancilio Sylvia espresso machine. It has a lot of good things going for it, but the stock bimetallic thermostat provides lousy temperature control. It can swing as much as 40 degrees. You can narrow that range a lot by temperature surfing (google it). Better yet, get a PID temperature control kit and install it on your machine. I did and it changed everything.

HOWTO Make a perfect cup of coffee -- the science of ferocious black madness

September 15, 2008 8:29am

schwal@1: In addition to being allergic to coffee, you are also allergic to your own behavior. That's a real drag.

Fourth grader suspended for using broken pencil sharpener

September 12, 2008 5:33pm

"Preferable != practical."

But practical = preferable, right?

Fourth grader suspended for using broken pencil sharpener

September 12, 2008 5:15pm

Brandon Abell@34:

Ain't it the truth -- It's always preferable to cover your ass by adhering to a black-and-white worldview than it is to use your brain and judge things on a case-by-case basis. Keep at it and you might just get to be the president of the United States one day.

Fourth grader suspended for using broken pencil sharpener

September 12, 2008 4:40pm

HuronBob@8: "It looks like it was handled as best as it could be given the situation."

You have a bright future as people with your perspicacity are in high demand.

Fourth grader suspended for using broken pencil sharpener

September 12, 2008 4:15pm

Brandon Abell@4: "A suspension was appropriate (even if it's just for being dumb), but I think involving the police was a little excessive."

You are soft on terror, my friend. Why do you hate America so much?

Stand Up To Cancer: Podcast Version

September 12, 2008 2:15pm

Thank you for sharing this story, Geek Dad Canada. I wish you and your family the best.

Argument over genital size leaves three killed

September 12, 2008 12:34pm

smellybug@8: "How is this a 'wonderful thing'?"

Because it evokes my sense of wonder. I wonder about it. I shake my head in wonder.

LP record for the do-it-yourselfer

September 12, 2008 12:31pm

#8: (snort!) You are channeling, Lileks, Stefan!

My kitten massages a large stuffed unicorn

September 10, 2008 4:39pm

thevinery@29: "I had a cat JUST LIKE THAT as a little girl and have been trying to figure out what kind of cat it is for years and years -- clue me in!"

I wish I knew what kind of cat it was. My wife found him near death under a bush in the hills of Pasadena a couple of months ago. He is awfully cute.

My kitten massages a large stuffed unicorn

September 10, 2008 2:02pm

A quick look at Loci's previous comments makes it abundantly clear that he/she/it is more interested in saying nasty things than creating anything interesting, surprising, or funny.

Slate reviews adult diapers

September 10, 2008 11:49am

I have three dear adult relatives who wear adult diapers. They don't like it that they have to wear them, but they would sure get a kick out of this article. They may have lost bladder control but they haven't lost their sense of humor, unlike the sourpusses above who say this article is insensitive.

1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread

September 9, 2008 3:05pm

I just found out a few years ago that Arvada has a main street! A cute old-timey main street, with a good sandwich deli if I recall correctly.

1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread

September 9, 2008 2:56pm

Some nice photos of Lakeside here:

http://xrl.us/oqr5x

What beautiful signs!

1960s and 1970s Denver pop culture open thread

September 9, 2008 2:39pm

Thanks for the memories, Octopede!

Was Channel 4 the station that had a mid-afternoon movie that they introduced with a psychedelic abstract animation and the orchestral theme song from The Who's "Tommy?"

A visit to Casa Bonita restaurant in Denver

September 9, 2008 2:01pm

Somebody mentioned the Celebrity Sports Center. I used to race slot cars there. Gee, maybe I should start an open thread on Boing Boing for all of us Denverites and ex-Denverites to reminisce.

Jim Woodring's "Dirt in the Afternoon" drawing

September 8, 2008 6:20pm

Falcon_Seven@5: "That house looks like any other Craftsman style home of the early twentieth century. Mark, why does that creep you out?"

Beats me. It only really affects me when I view the full res version on Jim's blog.

A visit to Casa Bonita restaurant in Denver

September 8, 2008 4:43pm

For Blinky fans: http://twurl.nl/5g3cc5

Remember how he would play a day-glo xylophone with white gloves and illuminate it with a black light so it looked like disembodied hands playing?

A visit to Casa Bonita restaurant in Denver

September 8, 2008 2:23pm

Enochrewt@13:

You are right -- the soapapillas are great, and we enjoyed the cave, going through it several times.

Update on CIA drug plane owned by “Donna Blue Aircraft, Inc”

September 5, 2008 5:08pm

The site is gone. Archive.org's copy doesn't have any images:
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://donnablueaircraft.com/

Kevin Kelly on the history of Wired

September 5, 2008 4:45pm

Will Kreth is in the photo! He's to the right of the woman in the red jacket.

Update on CIA drug plane owned by “Donna Blue Aircraft, Inc”

September 5, 2008 3:27pm

yeah sorry about that

High Flight, 1960s TV sign-off shown on Mad Men

September 5, 2008 7:57am

Stefan, you really nailed it. I did the same thing, with a big bowl of Cap'n Crunch in front of me.

My TiVo-adept 5-year-old doesn't know how much better we had it as kids.

Sarah Palin, would-be banner of books

September 3, 2008 12:57pm

TJIC@18 --

I don't disagree. I'm saying that religious fundamentalists are going to be pleased to learn that she wanted to ban books from libraries.

Sarah Palin, would-be banner of books

September 3, 2008 12:01pm

If she's a banner of books, that can only help her get more votes from conservatives. She should brag about it in her speech tonight.

The history of urawaza in the Japan Times

September 3, 2008 9:22am

rancor01@3: "Is Boingboing changing formats?"

Yes. You should have already received the neural implants that convert the Tokyo-related posts into posts about Duluth and Wichita. If you don't have your neural implant or don't know how to connect it to your hindbrain, please contact our reader services agent, Kata Sutra, by semaphore immediately.

Today on TokyoMango

September 3, 2008 9:16am

oo0oo@15: We asked Lisa to include the line "Lisa Katayama is a guestblogger" in every post. Also, not everyone reads TokyoMango, and so we asked her to include a daily round up of her posts on that site. If you don't like her wrap-up posts, just skip them. Complaining that they're intrusive or burdensome for you to deal with is ridiculous.

Harper's Weekly for September 2, 2008

September 2, 2008 5:14pm

Peterman@6: You are wrong on three counts.

1. I am not quoting from a magazine, I am quoting from Harper's Weekly.

2. Harper's Weekly is not a magazine. It is an email newsletter is published by the same people who publish Harper's Magazine.

3. I did not quote from Harper's Magazine. I quoted from Harper's Weekly.

Subscribe to Harper's Magazine
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SUBSCRIBE to Harper's Weekly
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Electropop remix of the oldest Japanese song ever

August 29, 2008 10:36am

Wonderful!

Ub Iwerks would be proud:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkhxjzc9uuE

Seth on cartooning

August 29, 2008 9:21am

Halloween Jack@6: Me, too. I always picture Seth in a suit and hat, blowing cigarette smoke from the side of his mouth.

Seth on cartooning

August 28, 2008 9:06pm

Same for me. I listen to music or podcasts when I paint or make something. But if I'm writing, reading, or editing I can't listen to music. I mean, I don't even hear it. My brain shuts it out.

Bush-McCain "Tijuana Bibles" at DNC

August 26, 2008 5:25pm

It's an art project, and a damn funny one. kokopelliwoman@19 is right on target.

Bush-McCain "Tijuana Bibles" at DNC

August 26, 2008 4:55pm

Who said anything about it being an appeal to "people you want to draw into your camp." That's nuts.

Burning Man Department of Public Works "mugshots"

August 26, 2008 12:39pm

They really shouldn't be called mugshots. They are the "mugs" of the volunteers.

Freefall127: do you have any theories?

Mayor shuts down home produce stand operated by kids

August 21, 2008 7:13pm

David Guerrero@71

I do like "foodstuffs." It's a fun word!

Reminiscing about The Knack's "Good Girls Don't"

August 21, 2008 2:43pm

The masses didn't like Television back then, and they won't ever like them. That doesn't mean Televsion isn't and won't always be loved and admired by some people. (like me.)

Mayor shuts down home produce stand operated by kids

August 21, 2008 2:41pm

JDavid@45: bingo!

Reminiscing about The Knack's "Good Girls Don't"

August 21, 2008 1:32pm

isaacb2@4: They did a watered-down version for radio.

Reminiscing about The Knack's "Good Girls Don't"

August 21, 2008 1:03pm

I'm just glad I'm didn't take them to the church that got infamous for practicing pedophilia!

Newlyweds tasered and arrested twice in 48 hours

August 20, 2008 3:18pm

bob10000@12: I'm more disappointed in the police for tazering the bride and groom.

Simple garden lights made with LEDs and mason jars

August 20, 2008 1:35pm

Xopher@8: Thanks. I added the missing "d."

Human rights worker: JFK's secondary screening procedures are "human rights abuses"

August 19, 2008 4:41am

I expect things will get worse if McCain is elected. Unfotuntately, I expect things will get worse if Obama is elected, too. Neither of them give a damn about civil liberties. And most Americans don't give a damn about anything the government does as long as gas prices don't go up and their God-given right to buy Chinese made crap at Wal Mart isn't threatened.

HOWTO Make a Viking spoon

August 19, 2008 4:18am

I cry foul. Everyone knows Vikings drank soup by dipping their beards in it and wringing it out into their mouths.

Decontextualized video comments become modern pieces of poetry.

August 18, 2008 6:19pm

I hear you, Buddy. But don't you think Ape Lad could do one hell of a drawing of the Rabbit Guy's predicament?

Debate coaches scream at each other

August 18, 2008 2:44pm

I find it refreshing that both coaches care this much about what they are doing. A lot of my professors seemed not to care about anything, except getting home at the end of the day.

Forbes Traveler on travel scams

August 18, 2008 11:39am

Swanky@3: I know a couple of other people who do that. I wish I had the stomach to deal with those pushy salespeople.

Former Seattle Police Chief on the high costs of the drug war

August 15, 2008 1:38pm

Vellon@12: "I don't feel these drugs have any place in a healthy society."

I agree with you. The unfortunate fact is that, like disease, these drugs will always be in our society. We can only do things to reduce their harm to society. The current method, criminalization, has a lot of horrible side effects that have been covered nicely in the comments above. It's time to try something else, like treating drug addiction as a social/medical problem instead of a crime.

Farting preacher back on YouTube

August 15, 2008 10:58am

Eclectro@65: "...this is nothing more than junky bathroom humor. Isn't boing boing any better than this dross??"

I couldn't find any high-quality bathroom humor yesterday, but I needed my fix so I took what I could get.

Man whose US immigration notice was sent to the wrong address is detained with untreated spinal cancer until he dies, denied access to his wife and children

August 14, 2008 8:09am

Man, the photos of that Wyatt Detention Center sure are grim. Look at the "recreation program":

http://xrl.us/onk2x (Link to www.wyattdetention.com)

Experiment on Craigslist: "I found some cash. Did you lose it?"

August 13, 2008 6:43pm

Huronbob@30: How are the negative vibes of your schoolmarmish shaming any better than what Rob did?

Experiment on Craigslist: "I found some cash. Did you lose it?"

August 13, 2008 12:52pm

Rob isn't trying to scam anyone. Also, I'm the one calling him a sociologist, he probably has a different name to describe what he does.

Experiment on Craigslist: "I found some cash. Did you lose it?"

August 13, 2008 12:06pm

I think the sad thing is that these people didn't care that they were trying to take money that somebody else lost. Rob's experiment harmed no one.

Story of flying without ID

August 11, 2008 2:53pm

Setharian@4: She *was* allowed to fly, and she wrote an interesting story about the process of what happens when a person tried to get on a commercial flight without an ID.

If your story about *not* being able to buy booze because you did not have an ID is interesting then by all means share it with us.

Device clamps on face to preserve goatee

August 7, 2008 7:42pm

Aloisius@21

I was joking about him being a hipster. C'mon!

SWAT team raids mayor, shoots family dog because someone mailed them pot

August 7, 2008 7:25am

Cops shooting dogs immediately upon breaking into a place is becoming standard procedure.

Rene Cigler, RIP

August 6, 2008 5:45pm

No. I don't have any details. I will post an update when I find out.

Ridiculous $550,000 crystal Earth-pustule watch (want)

August 5, 2008 8:38pm

I'd give Gary 1st place. MinTphresh a close second.

Lawrence Lessig on the coming "i-Patriot Act"

August 5, 2008 3:27pm

They'll take away my encrypted software-defined mesh-network wireless fidonet when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

The 5 greatest things ever accomplished while high

August 5, 2008 12:12pm

Maturin@10: "Please provide the sister post..... 'Top Billion Things Never Accomplished While High Because Leaving The Bedroom At Your Parent's House Seemed Too Hard'"

Please provide the other sister post....."Top Trillion Things Never Accomplished Without Having Any Excuse Whatsoever"

Jerry Beck finds the worst comic strip ever

August 3, 2008 4:18pm

The creator of Mallard Fillmore sounds like quite a character:

http://dkosopedia.com/wiki/Edward_Bruce_Tinsley

Freaks (1932 Tod Browning movie) at Archive.org

August 1, 2008 10:49pm

bless you, drivenbyboredom.

Freaks (1932 Tod Browning movie) at Archive.org

August 1, 2008 3:23pm

JEFF@&: Thanks. Fixed.

Robot "responds" to human attention

August 1, 2008 3:20pm

Remember the guys who made a video of a Pleo being "tortured to death?"

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/12/05/killing-a-pleo-robot.html

Freaks (1932 Tod Browning movie) at Archive.org

August 1, 2008 3:15pm

CELYNNEN@1: Fixed. I had it right on the headline, but put 1993 in the body of the post.Thanks.

Why America is F'cked: funny but true video about graphic design

July 31, 2008 5:56pm

CHELVIS@70: I'll bet you're a dapper gent, tapping away at your keyboard. Please send a picture of yourself so we can discuss your fashion sense and grooming.

Public Fruit Jam at Machine Project in LA, August 3

July 31, 2008 1:37pm

Takuan @5: That's a really good question.

Public Fruit Jam at Machine Project in LA, August 3

July 31, 2008 12:36pm

Fruit that's on tree branches hanging over sidewalks is public fruit. Anyone can harvest it.

Why America is F'cked: funny but true video about graphic design

July 31, 2008 11:06am

Username: what is a "fatty police?"

Why America is F'cked: funny but true video about graphic design

July 31, 2008 10:36am

Who cares what Draplin *looks* like? Jesus Christ. He's a great designer and entertaining as hell.

Sculptures from sheets, towels, and pillows

July 30, 2008 3:34pm

This made my day!

Man places casino bet with marijuana

July 30, 2008 1:20pm

That's what I was thinking. I love the cops' wry sense of humor here.

Homegrown Evolution blog on the ethics of raising chickens

July 29, 2008 9:52pm

Haaz @34: I'm really excited about the prospect of using mulch, too. (I can't believe I said that.) It seems like a wonder substance. I went around today taking pictures of how people have replaced the grass in their front yards with mulched gardens. It looks so much better than a lawn!

Homegrown Evolution blog on the ethics of raising chickens

July 29, 2008 7:03pm

Falcon Seven @12: "I would rank them number two after pigs as to the odor."

That's odd. My grandmother kept chickens and they never smelled. Recently, I've been visiting people who have henhouses and the smell has never been bad. In fact, I kind of like the smell.

Homegrown Evolution blog on the ethics of raising chickens

July 29, 2008 4:37pm

Well, it appears to be a zombie film, so we'll let it slide this time.

Radley Balko: A Few Questions for Barack Obama

July 28, 2008 4:44pm

Silkox @6: "And where are the questions for McCain?"

I'm not even interested in how McCain would answer these questions. I lost all respect for him when he started courting the fundamentalist right wing.

Radley Balko: A Few Questions for Barack Obama

July 28, 2008 4:33pm

TJIC @2: that's valid.

BC2 @3: while no fan of Fox News, please not that Balko did indeed address the current president's illegal drug use.

Law prof and cop agree: never ever ever ever ever ever ever talk to the cops about a crime, even if you're innocent

July 28, 2008 3:56pm

I've talked my way out of several traffic violations and jaywalking. The police officers in these situations were very kind.

To balance that, I was once issued a ticket for something I didn't do. The cop knew it, and lied in court. The judge found me guilty. I was young and naive, and quite surprised. Thank goodness it wasn't for something that I could have been jailed for.

Compunctious smirk of Justice Department official accused of federal crime

July 28, 2008 1:52pm

Ms. Goodling has this to be proud of:

"On March 23, 2007, she took an indefinite leave of absence. On March 26, 2007, Goodling canceled her upcoming appearance at a Congressional hearing, citing her Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. In its history, no Department of Justice employee has ever exercised his/her Fifth Amendment rights with respect to official conduct, and remained an employee.On April 6, 2007, Goodling announced her resignation from the Department of Justice, writing to Gonzales, 'May God bless you richly as you continue your service to America.'"

Here's Ms. Goodling in happier times: http://xrl.us/ok3mp

Compunctious smirk of Justice Department official accused of federal crime

July 28, 2008 11:48am

TJIC @1: "Can we get a picture of Hillary Clinton's compunctious smirk when she was accused of the exact same federal crime in the TravelGate scandal ?"

Go find one!

TV ad features creepy fembot

July 25, 2008 8:54pm

Everyone is especially witty today. I love it!

Monster Corner vintage hobby shop

July 25, 2008 6:11pm

Jack @3: "Do you mean because of the specific nature of the stuff being sold? Or the old-timey layout of the store?"

Both. The whole shebang.

More on moonwalker Edgar Mitchell's claim that space aliens have visited earth

July 25, 2008 3:59pm

Of course it's not real. There was never a crash at Roswell. I love it just the same.

Fake Mickey Mouse statues at the Beijing Olympics

July 24, 2008 5:11pm

Sourbob @30:

“Ill-disposed critics in 1925–1930 gave further examples of their ignorance when they reproached us for delighting in such childish distractions.” -- André Breton

Medical Marijuana and minors

July 24, 2008 2:02pm

Billy Blight @2: "It's almost as if some people aren't old enough to be let down by a politician they support."

He's not letting me down. I never expected much from him in the first place.

Avon and Somerset Police publish 999 (911 in US) calls from foolish people

July 24, 2008 1:18pm

DavidPFarrell @4: Great idea. I think some places are trying that.

Fake Mickey Mouse statues at the Beijing Olympics

July 24, 2008 12:37pm

Church @16: "Though they'd like you to think so."

Citation, please?

Fake Mickey Mouse statues at the Beijing Olympics

July 24, 2008 11:43am

Rusty McLoon @%:

"There are many knock-offs of Western IP and characters in China, but I wouldn't consider this one of them."

If Mickey Mouse had never existed, would Coin-Eared Rodent look exactly like it does?

Lessons Learned.

July 22, 2008 10:15pm

Waraw, don't be such a sourpuss.

Paparazzi at The Ivy in Los Angeles

July 22, 2008 12:58pm

Buddy66 @20:

Here's a video I shot that's not about anthills, but ants play a starring role:

http://www.vimeo.com/1189730

Paparazzi at The Ivy in Los Angeles

July 22, 2008 11:48am

Antinous @12: What a terrific hack!

Paparazzi at The Ivy in Los Angeles

July 22, 2008 11:29am

Random Chick @ 4:

I'm blessed/cursed with a strong sense of curiosity for anything that's out of the ordinary. It's not often I come across a bunch of paparazzi standing on the street waiting for a star to appear.

So, what kinds of things pique your more discriminating sense of interest?

Britain on alert for deadly new knife with exploding tip that freezes victims' organs

July 21, 2008 4:49pm

"Mall ninjas" is an awesome term!

Artist taking commissions to pay for spider bite treatment

July 21, 2008 11:59am

HarveyBoing @ 17 posted:

"Not to co-opt a legitimate advertisement for the services of a friend of the Boing Boing editors"

I don't know the artist. I've never heard of him or seen his work until this morning when I read the post at Drawn.ca.

Artist taking commissions to pay for spider bite treatment

July 21, 2008 10:57am

pugdaddy @5: What's wrong with offering your services in exchange for money to pay medical bills?

More conversations with GM's fuel cell technology director, Chris Borroni-Bird

July 20, 2008 9:36am

happyisland @12 - Just to be clear, I don't take money to post on Boing Boing. Never have.

More conversations with GM's fuel cell technology director, Chris Borroni-Bird

July 19, 2008 1:19pm

"How about the real pure-electric cars they recalled and crushed?"

When crushed properly, they're fantastic tossed in an arugula and endive salad.

More conversations with GM's fuel cell technology director, Chris Borroni-Bird

July 19, 2008 12:43pm

Actually, they made an error. It's "Echhnology Evangelist." That's what's printed on the badge I picked up at the salt-and-slugs-equal-free-energy.com conference.

Scan of Li'l Abner venereal disease comic strip

July 18, 2008 10:16pm

Stephen @12: Thanks for weighing in. As usual, your comments are astute and mirthful.

Merlin Mann reviews It's All Too Much, a book on decluttering

July 18, 2008 7:05pm

@16 zikzak:

How do you get food and clothes and other things you need?

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 5:22pm

Short version of 329: "I knew that you knew, all along! I even knew that you knew that I knew that you knew!"

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 5:17pm

@ 309 DW:


"[I]t seems this easy dismissal, combined with the caustic moderation, has only fed this kerfluffle. It makes me think you're not willing to admit that maybe there is some truth to what's been said."

We created these threads precisley *because* we admitted and apologized for fucking up.

"I mean, in a sense, you're responding to these comments with non sequiturs and name-calling. Isn't that what trolls do?"

Yes, trolls call people names. Non-trolls do, too. Trolls eat breakfast. Non trolls do, too. So what?

"And it saddens me to see how poorly you've handled all of this. I mean, who's the "winner" in this mess? Yeah, exactly. She could just sit there and grin while you all stumbled through this mess. Meanwhile, you've been pilloried in the papers and on blogs around the world for all the mistakes listed in this post."

Boing Boing has not been "pilloried" by any paper. Some blogs have had harsh words for Boing Boing, and I'm hopping mad about it. I tried to unpublish the posts on those blogs, but our Movable Type install just wouldn't let me do it! You've been on the internet since the Bush, Sr. era. Do you think you can help me out?


"It's sad. I really liked reading you guys, but lately I feel like I'm listening to some band's rehashed new album wondering what the hell happened."

It's all Yoko's fault, man.

All this kerfluffle was just the concert tour you phoned in on top of the bad album. Get back to being creative. Stop being so stretched between your thousand projects. Get interesting again.

Wait till you hear my solo album! I've converted to Mithraism and you're really gonna dig my message for all humankind.


"And stop being so dismissive of anyone who opposes you as 'trolls' or 'cranks.' Many of us read the blog from the beginning, some (not me) read the zine. I think we have the right to say that you've lost the plot and not get called a bunch of cranks or lumped in with a bunch of trolls."

You are not a troll, DW. You are not a crank. Now will you please tell me where that darned plot went?

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 4:29pm

@ 298 Burnchao:

Phew -- glad we cleared up that little misunderstanding!

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 4:21pm

@287 Brian Carnell:

I feel a great deal of empathy for Xeni, and don't fault her for what she did.

Boiling it down to "Q: ZOMG we hate Violet Blue now what are going to do?" "A: Off with the posts." is an insensitive, unfair, and inaccurate characterization. I wish you wouldn't do that because I know you are smarter and kinder than that.

I'd do the same as Xeni I were in her shoes and I might do the same at some time in the future, but not without consulting with the rest of the gang for their opinion first, and working in good faith to reach consensus. That's what we learned. I hope that's good enough for you.

Martha Stewart blogs her trip to the DMV

July 18, 2008 4:10pm

@ 17 kenmce

Because I liked it.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 3:52pm

@270 Brian Carnell: "It gives me and others important information on just how seriously BB posters take the site and how seriously the rest of us should take it."

I hope you never took it seriously in the first place, Brian. I don't.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 3:35pm

@257 Mike Harris: No, the *exact* same meaning is at play. You said Teresa needed to have her butt right out to the curb for being rude, and David said you should have you ass kicked out the curb for being rude (not for having a opinion he disagreed with).

You have wasted my time long enough. Everything you've said here has been wrong.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 3:26pm

@252 Mike Harris:

I've told you twice that I gave you my reasons why I think Teresa did and does a bang-up job over on the moderation thread. Please look there. I sure hope you do, because I'm not going to tell you a fourth time.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 3:17pm

@ 246 Mike Harris

I'm talking about how hilariously ironic and incredibly amusing it is that you can dish it out but can't take it.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 3:09pm

@237 Mike Harris "I'm aware it's not official BB mods doing it (well, aside from David's threat to kick me to the curb -- so perhaps it is)"

Just have to comment about how it's incredibly amusing to see that you were the first to suggest that Teresa be kicked to the curb, but when David says it to you, suddenly it's a threat.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 3:01pm

@232 Sumer88: "In the spirit of what a lot the site (to me, anyway) stands for it all seems quite hypocritical."

You're shooting blanks. One of the things I stand for is personal freedom. That includes the freedom to delete my own posts. I also stand for personal responsibility and that includes not screwing over my readers. I don't think we screwed over our readers here, and I haven't read any comments that convince me otherwise.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 2:56pm

@ 187 Mike Harris:

"Teresa did a crappy moderation job. That might be "rude" (oh dearie me, where's my fan, I've got the vapors?!), but it's factual."

No. It's your opinion. It's not factual. My opinion is that she did a terrific job. If you would read the moderation post instead of trying to be cute, you'd learn why I think that.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 2:52pm

@ 222 Mike Harris:

Funny, but wrong!

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 2:49pm

@ 163 negentropic: "Generally, Boing Boing leeches content..."

But we are pretty good at selecting interesting hosts, and the way our bodies undulate as we suck blood makes for a good show.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 2:24pm

@#206 posted by blingcheese: "....did I miss something here Mark?"

Yes. I'll repeat myself: Please discuss moderation in the moderation thread.

Merlin Mann reviews It's All Too Much, a book on decluttering

July 18, 2008 2:05pm

"Its wise to hoard. A dark age looms."

And you need to know what to hoard. My grandmother was a hoarder. Orphaned in Russia during the revolution, she learned the value of saving stuff that could be put to good use. Her bottles, bolts of fabric, jars of seeds, nails, rubber bands, and other salvaged and scavenged supplies were stored neatly in the basement next to her bags of dried mushrooms, canned garden preserves, and shelves of dandelion wine.

Boing Boing's Moderation Policy

July 18, 2008 1:58pm

And I should add that *all* the moderators on Boing Boing do a terrific job. I'm amazed they don't lose their cool every 10 minutes.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 1:51pm

Let's try to keep the comments on moderation in the moderation thread. I just posted a comment there: http://xrl.us/k7yp8

Boing Boing's Moderation Policy

July 18, 2008 1:44pm

I think of Teresa's moderation style as strong, very effective medicine that keeps these discussions from becoming as crazy as YouTube's. Yes, there are side-effects but the overall result is overwhelmingly positive. I'm not about to switch medications or experiment with the dosage. Teresa works wonders.

Man electrocutes pickle to demonstrate power of Christianity

July 18, 2008 12:00pm

"#38 posted by skarbreeze: ...There's nothing about that vid that connects with your headline or caption - it's just an analogy of an aspect of Christianity that was made for a very young audience."

Of course it connects with the headline and posts. He said: "I want to show you a really neat experiment which demonstrates how Christianity can make a difference in people."

That he's foisting this malarky on a "very young audience" is a bonus.

Lessons Learned.

July 18, 2008 11:19am

One of the commentors above asked me what I think. I agree with what Xeni said here. I don't anything to add to it. She covered all the points I would have raised.

Scan of Li'l Abner venereal disease comic strip

July 18, 2008 10:56am

I'm not a fan of Capp's politics, but he was a brilliant satirist and everything I've seen by him is excellent. (And, even though Frazetta drew a lot of the strips, at least Capp had the good taste to hire the best in the business.)

Shawn Wolfe: Nauseously Optimistic art opening Seattle

July 17, 2008 2:02pm

I took it to mean he is so optimistic that he nauseates people.

Why is someone putting sharp spikes in park ponds?

July 17, 2008 12:35pm

Fixed. Thanks.

Police smash car window to "rescue" reborn baby doll

July 17, 2008 12:34pm

"I think the police department/city should pay to replace it even though I don't think they did anything wrong."

I don't think the police dept. should pay for the broken window. It was very irresponsible for the women to leave this realistic doll in her car like this. She should have known better.

3 new paintings by Amy Crehore

July 16, 2008 8:56pm

Thanks, Ape Lad. All the artists I know really like (and many buy) Amy's work.

3 new paintings by Amy Crehore

July 16, 2008 8:51pm

Thanks, all. I really appreciate it.

I post about an awful lot of painters, illustrators, cartoonists, sculptors, and other artists. I post about Amy Crehore's work a lot because I like it a lot. I think she's technically gifted, and her work is surprising, strange, funny, and often sweetly sad.

I don't mind that others don't like her art, but people complain about the fact that I like it can take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

Shower cap promises "personal paradise"

July 15, 2008 5:11pm

project921: Obviously, this had no appeal or interest for you. That's fine. I felt differently about it.

US Gov't torture playlist stickers

July 15, 2008 2:27pm

Yep, you're right. I updated the post.

Guide to FISA

July 15, 2008 2:24pm

Thank you, Antinous.

Pedo-crazed parents call father a "pervert" for photographing his own children at a park

July 15, 2008 12:44pm

I am seeing a PSA starring Iron Eyes Cody tearfully riding a horse past people taking photos in parks, on the beach, at zoos. "People start photography... people can stop it."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m4ozVMxzNAA

Shower cap promises "personal paradise"

July 15, 2008 11:54am

@ #7 project921

Anything can be thought of as "dumb" if you don't care to put any effort into thinking of the possibilities. I think this package label could be the inspiration for a good science fiction story for example, or a commentary on how marketers like to promise ecstasy for people who use their products. "Discover Freedom. Discover Honda."

Shower cap promises "personal paradise"

July 15, 2008 11:46am

@ #7 project921

Anything can be thought of as "dumb" if you don't care to put any effort into thinking of the possibilities. I think this package label could be the inspiration for a good science fiction story for example, or a commentary on how marketers like to promise ecstasy for people who use their products. "Discover Freedom. Discover Honda."

Golf balls stuffed into holes of lava wall

July 15, 2008 11:41am

The wall was very near a golf course, so I am guessing kids found stray golf balls and stuck them in the holes.

iPhone line-waiter strikes back at jackass TV reporter

July 14, 2008 5:47pm

@43: It seems like a decent apology from Spillman, if you ask me!

Susan Rudat's Moleskine art

July 14, 2008 2:27pm

"why is it necessary to label this stuff as 'Moleskine art?'"

It's not really necessary, but a lot of artists use Moleskines to sketch, and Susan does, too. It's just a way to say "notebook sketches," I guess.

The New Yorker on Americans' love for lawns

July 14, 2008 2:22pm

("It's also quite possible to have a lush tropical garden without huge water usage. If you dig in lots of compost, lay down inline drip and top with bark, you can have guilt-free tropical, even in Southern California. You just have to choose the right plants.")

I would like to try this. Have you done it?

Funny espresso rant

July 14, 2008 1:25pm

("Starbucks incinerates their beans")

I've heard people call it "Charbucks."

Bug-In Bag: What tools for the Outquisition?

July 14, 2008 1:15pm

This is a good, dense book: http://xrl.us/kkvof

The Survival Book, by Paul H Nesbitt, Alonzo W. Pond, and William H. Allen.

Man can dip fingers in boiling oil

July 14, 2008 1:10pm

Does the Leidenfrost effect work with oil, too?

iPhone line-waiter strikes back at jackass TV reporter

July 14, 2008 1:09pm

Attention Boing Boing readers! Attention Boing Boing readers!

Let it be known that Internet Tough Guy Joe (post #14) has decreed that, unless your interests meet with his approval, you have no life.

One activity Joe would approve of is using a message board in the middle of the day to accuse others of having no life. This activity can safely be performed without risk of Joe's scorn.

The New Yorker on Americans' love for lawns

July 14, 2008 1:02pm

My lawn currently looks awful. The weather has been in the 90s and 100s all summer here in Tarzana. I'm going to plant a lot of drought-tolerant native grass in the yard, along with raised bed planters.

Funny espresso rant

July 14, 2008 1:00pm

I kind of like the snobbery at this place. It's amusing, but maybe I'd be less amused I was the one who wasn't getting his fix made up the way I like it.

NY Times editorial on laptop seizures by Homeland Security

July 10, 2008 3:48pm

@2: "I'd like to know what was seized, what was the reason given, and were the items returned."

We'd all like to know, but the DHS isn't saying.

From http://xrl.us/kkkwy

"To those who object to the policies, matters have been made worse by an apparent refusal by DHS to clarify any of its processes, activities, administrative safeguards or the number of travelers impacted by laptop seizures. According to Feingold, despite repeated requests by nonprofit organizations and the Senate Judiciary Committee, DHS (and Secretary Michael Chertoff) had neither satisfactorily answered questions nor provided a witness to testify at the hearing. 'DHS did provide written testimony,' Feingold said. 'That testimony, which incidentally was submitted over 30 hours later than the committee's rules require, provides little meaningful detail on the agency's policies and raises more questions than it answers--questions that no one from DHS is here to address.')

Bank of America enrolls you in "Credit Protection Plus" without your permission

June 30, 2008 1:12pm

@21: I forgot to include the part that makes it clear that a BB reader named Brian wrote this, not me. He's the one with the BofA account. I don't have a BofA account. Thanks for pointing it out, Secret Life of Plants. I'm sorry for the confusion and I amended the post.

Serialization of The Deal, Chapter 4

June 28, 2008 2:06pm

Thanks, Davy. I fixed it.

Pretend cops bully videographer, videographer wins

June 27, 2008 8:42pm

You know -- I remember watching it, but I wasn't sure if I blogged it before. I searched the blog and couldn't find it, so I posted it. My apologies! (Darn that brain slug.)

King Abdulaziz Center for Knowledge and Culture

June 27, 2008 4:35pm

@12: Instead of the hundreds of trillions we'd spend on the 1000 year war that followed from dropping a nuclear bomb, how about spending money on become energy independent using renewable energy resources? I know it's much harder than killing thousands of people at a go, but it might be worth a try.

Rocket stoves use twigs to cook food quickly, efficiently

June 26, 2008 3:28pm

Ooh - that Kelly Kettle is cool!

Uncombable Hair Syndrome

June 26, 2008 10:56am

Rod Stewart turned it into an asset.

American Eagle flight returns to gate after flight attendant goads autistic toddler into a tantrum

June 25, 2008 11:39pm

I've never had a flight attendent tell me or my little kids to tighten our seatbelts, much less tighten one for me. Why was this attendent so keen on tightening this kid's belt?

Blackwater owner requests Shari’a law to avoid paying lawsuit damages

June 25, 2008 4:52pm

@14: The truthdig article was written by the former New York Times Mideast Bureau chief. If you are saying he's a liar, why don't you point out where he lies in the article?

Roku: $100 gadget for watching Netflix movies on your TV

June 25, 2008 3:57pm

I used a cheap PC hooked up to my TV to watch Netflix videos but the delays in streaming were unbearable. The Roku has not stuttered yet.

Roku: $100 gadget for watching Netflix movies on your TV

June 25, 2008 3:51pm

@2: no, but you need to connect an ethernet cable from your broadband router to the Roku. I have Wi-Fi so it was really easy to set up.

Device projects images onto things tourists are taking photos of

June 25, 2008 12:56pm

He should use it to project images of ghosts, Jesus, or Mother Mary. Then people can sell their photos on eBay. Win-win.

Homegrown Evolution bloggers on local TV news

June 25, 2008 12:52pm

"maybe you can get O'Reilly to start GROW magazine."

Great idea, Stefan. Actually, I've already asked Kelly and Erik to write some pieces for Make. I could totally see a GROW magazine growing from the pages of MAKE.

Where does petroleum oil come from?

June 25, 2008 11:20am

@3: Is every non-falsifiable idea worthless to you?

Marina Bychkova "Mermaid Song" doll

June 23, 2008 7:13pm

@10: She "fetishizes" the male body, too.

What the Thinker thinks, the Prover proves.

Conversation with GM's fuel cell technology director, Chris Borroni-Bird

June 21, 2008 1:07pm

"Hydrogen cells and electric cars are both incredibly oil dependent. Neither are suitable or realistic solutions. "

Wrong and wrong. Nuclear, wind, hydroelectric, solar, geothermal, and any other process that generates electricity would work.

Plutonium spill in Boulder, Colorado has spread

June 20, 2008 11:16pm

I searched google images for Hiroshima and saw a photo of a man with sores that looked just like the radioactive boy scouts'. I didn't know they had cyrstal meth back in the 1940s, Amuderick.

Plutonium spill in Boulder, Colorado has spread

June 20, 2008 6:28pm

@enginerd94303: I own stock in two nuclear power companies. I'd put a pebble bed reactor in my spare bedroom but the ominous police state won't let me.

Review of Jack Kirby's OMAC

June 20, 2008 1:55pm

This is a fascinating discussion. Thanks to all of you for keeping it interesting and lively!

(Except that "first" stuff. Don't do that any more.)

Review of Jack Kirby's OMAC

June 20, 2008 2:22am

Thank you, Soulbarn. You articulated my feelings about Omac much better than I could have.

Review of Jack Kirby's OMAC

June 19, 2008 8:40pm

What does "first" mean? The first to post?

(Probably not) doctored photo [from Getty runs] in Washington Post

June 12, 2008 4:33pm

@5: You're lucky I know the guy on the right. The only other pro sports players I know by sight are Joe Namath and Babe Ruth.

Baby bounces gleefully to mom's banjo playing

June 12, 2008 2:02pm

"The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful."

I appreciate that sentiment. An exception to this rule is Dock Boggs, I'd day. But for every Boggs, there's a Harry Reser.

Man at homes laughs at TV show, ends up getting pepper sprayed by cops

June 12, 2008 11:13am

"So either he weighs 600lbs or the ceiling/floor is very thin? Laugh so hard you fall off the couch?"

You're right. It's almost as preposterous as claiming to have fallen off the couch from choking on a pretzel.

Comic Epitaphs from the Very Best Old Graveyards

June 10, 2008 1:04pm

I also like:

As you are, so was I
As I am, so shall you be.

Coop's "Smoking Devil" painting

June 10, 2008 12:47pm

@1: "He was an illustrator." When did he die?

Your ignorance of facts matches your ability as an art critic.

Scott Beale on the Sierra Wireless Compass 597 EV-DO USB Modem

June 9, 2008 8:26pm

@2: Scott Beale is my friend, and a very sharp guy, so I follow his advice and opinions about technology closely.

Emotionally charged photo of woman being evicted from private property in Brazilian Amazon

June 6, 2008 1:40pm

"are we supposed to pity someone who is being removed from someone else's property?"

You are supposed to think for yourself.

Restaurant lays off waitress who shaved head for cancer charity

June 6, 2008 11:04am

There's an opportunity here to capture that coveted "appalled by baldness" demographic. The restaurant should hang a banner over its door that says "OWEN SOUND'S ONLY GUARANTEED BALD-FREE RESTAURANT!"

Vanity Fair's oral history of the Internet

June 4, 2008 2:22pm

"You would know that I acknowledged Al Gore's contribution to the Internet twice already in this thread.."

Then what is your point?

Vanity Fair's oral history of the Internet

June 4, 2008 12:21pm

Can you tell the difference between "I took the initiative in creating the internet" and "I created the internet?"

No?

I didn't think so. Your agenda has blinded you.

Vanity Fair's oral history of the Internet

June 4, 2008 11:25am

Oh yes, Al is here: http://xrl.us/bmh7f

The Legislator: Vice President Al Gore
He got a bum rap. Gore never claimed to have “invented the Internet,” though columnists said otherwise and had sport with him anyway. Here’s what Gore really did: throughout the 1980s, as a senator from Tennessee, he stood out as a highly visible, early proponent of networking. In 1991, Congress passed the High-Performance Computing Act, also known as “the Gore Act,” which paved the way for a privatized, commercialized Internet that could thrive and evolve outside the government’s hands—in other words: the Internet as we know it today.

John Hodgman reviews Jack Kirby’s Fourth World Omnibus for NY Times

June 2, 2008 1:40pm

Kamandi is my favorite. DC hinted that Kamandi lived in the same universe as the New Gods.

LA Times on guerrilla gardeners

June 1, 2008 3:41pm

imagine if people randomly sowed fist fulls of cannabis seeds everywhere

Some people put pot seeds in balloons, fill them with helium, and release them.

Earle Hagen, Andy Griffith Show, Mod Squad, I Spy composer (RIP)

May 27, 2008 8:55pm

My wife, daughter and I were just watching Andy Griffith and whistling the tune 1/2 hour ago, and now I learn that the original whistler has passed away. RIP, Mister Hagen!

Shane Glines recreates classic comic pin-up pages

May 24, 2008 7:25pm

Has Boingboing ever considered a sketch blog or a group sketch blog? Maybe on flickr? I'd participate.

That's not a bad idea. It could be a lot of fun. I'll look into it, Noen.

Barrier pole exhibits hostile behavior

May 23, 2008 3:34pm

I couldn't have replicated that again if I tried.
That's because straws are sneaky, and will never use the same way to hurt you more than once.

Will Elder interview from Comics Journal

May 23, 2008 2:45pm

Those butts were painted by Frazetta, which explains it.

Barrier pole exhibits hostile behavior

May 23, 2008 1:10pm

The meanest, strongest and most wily soldiers in the war of resistentialism: Cords and hoses.

You said it. Everytime I drop a hose with a squeeze sprayer attached, the sprayer blasts me with cold water. It could shoot in a dozen directions, but it knows to aim right at my head.

Hypocrite GOP House Leader Boehner wants wiretapping protection -- but only for himself

May 20, 2008 4:02pm

This makes me suspicious.

Duly noted. Henceforth, you shall go by "Suspicious Valacosa." It has a nice ring to it.

New release at archive.org: The Hoodlum (1951)

May 17, 2008 6:31am

Cool! What are you doing there?

Little Brother, New York Times and Booksense bestseller!

May 15, 2008 4:09pm

That's great news, but I have to say I'm not surprised. I thought it was a terrific book on my first reading, and my second reading is just as enjoyable.

Officer tries in vain to catch people fleeing from van

May 12, 2008 10:11pm

OK, Chris -- If you weren't making a racist comment, then I'm sorry. I should not have said that.

Officer tries in vain to catch people fleeing from van

May 12, 2008 2:43pm

"Cckrchs n ktchn n whch th lght hs jst bn trnd n cms t mnd."

Ds t pls r dstrb y t hv mnd tht qts hmn bngs wth cckrchs?

Anthropomorphic carrot

May 5, 2008 7:13pm

I was just trying to be silly

Anthropomorphic carrot

May 5, 2008 4:39pm

Jumpin' Jerusalem crickets, has noone ever worked on a *real* farm? Probably only 75% of vegetables look like the ones in Scottfree's farm. A real farm has carrots in the shape of Klein Bottles and radishes like Menger Sponges. Theres nothing wrong with them, its just people freak out if it doesn't look like on Scott Free's produce The rest of vegetables wind up in the mechanical stomachs of hard working, hungry Artzbasheff combines.

Blue Flame by Run with the Kittens

April 28, 2008 5:30pm

Because it holds the secret to life, Asswipe.

Serial killers answer letters from guy pretending to be a 10-year-old

April 28, 2008 2:08pm

It's ridiculous to say these innocuous letters are "mean." If this guy had sent me a similar letter and I later found out it was an art project/prank, I'd be delighted.

Sign advertising rabbit meat

April 25, 2008 1:29pm

Sorry for forgetting to include tags.

Little Brother launch in Toronto, May 1

April 24, 2008 3:10pm

I welcome disagreement on the topics I post. The discussions are interesting, and I learn a lot. If I were hosting a dinner party and we had a discussion that included differing opinions, I would enjoy it.

But I have a low tolerance for people who say, in effect "I'm not interested in this topic, and I don't like it when you write about it." If I were hosting a dinner party and someone pointed at my collection of ukuleles and said, "You should stop collecting ukuleles because I don't care for them," I would not invite that person back.

Are you clear on the difference?

Untitled 1

April 24, 2008 3:03pm

OK, I guess I can't delete this now! :)

Little Brother launch in Toronto, May 1

April 24, 2008 2:42pm

Cefeida -- I can't speak for the other editors, but I am running this blog for my own enjoyment only. If other poeple enjoy it, that's great. If they don't enjoy, I wish they'd go the hell away.

Little Brother launch in Toronto, May 1

April 24, 2008 2:15pm

Awesome, Antinous. It's gonna catch on.

Little Brother launch in Toronto, May 1

April 24, 2008 11:27am

I read it last year and was blown away. It's Cory's finest work to date, and I can't wait to see the response from the public. Congratulations, Cory!

Little Brother launch in Toronto, May 1

April 24, 2008 11:05am

but seriously now, how many times can Clockwork whine about the same thing? 9, 10, 11 times? when will the madness stop?

maybe now that he's whined we can all stop hearing him whine.

11 students suspended for banana prank

April 23, 2008 11:18pm

I was kidding about the higher grade -- as if!

Decapitated Stitch eats, plays your CDs

April 23, 2008 12:54pm

It reminds me of the Incredible Edibles oven.
http://www.samstoybox.com/toys/IncredibleEdibles.html

Against Ben Stein's wishes, lizards rapidly evolve after introduction to island

April 23, 2008 12:49pm

#69 -- but will these new Evidences show signs of evolving?

Middlesbrough cops, goons and clerks grab and detain photographer for shooting on a public street

April 22, 2008 9:24am

My question is, why didn't the cops arrest the BARGAIN MADNESS couple for wearing offensive T-shirts in public?

Charges against artist Steve Kurtz thrown out

April 22, 2008 2:21am

I wish the prosecutor who pushed this bogus case for four years was disbarred, fined, and imprisoned for four years.

US Artistic License ID cards

April 21, 2008 4:30pm

Of course, "This makes me sick" is not a cliché response to something you don't like, though, is it? Thanks for your refreshing originality, Pocket Hell!

Naomi Klein on social change

April 21, 2008 2:44pm

Thank you, Brian. While we often disagree on politics, I aways find your arguments interesting and worthy of serious consideration because you back up what you say with examples.

Flickr: Anatomy of a Long Photograph

April 21, 2008 12:28pm

If someone takes a long photo of a long horse, I'll die a happy man.

Naomi Klein on social change

April 21, 2008 11:55am

Kevitivity: Why make the assertion that Klein is dumb unless you explain why you think so? If you don't explain, nobody is going to give a damn what you think.

Naomi Klein on social change

April 21, 2008 11:35am

The "not even wrong" thing was from Wolfgang Pauli. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_even_wrong) I don't doubt Lancaster used it himself, since it's a fun thing to say.

Are you an economist, Shecky?

Toronto's science fiction reading series; launching my LITTLE BROTHER on May 1

April 19, 2008 2:21pm

Does the Bill of Rights say the Bible is required reading in public schools?

Droste Effect: when a package's artwork features the package itself

April 18, 2008 5:30pm

The Land O' Lakes box is the best one though: http://xrl.us/bjjft

Female anatomy cross-stitch

April 18, 2008 1:14pm

What a coincidence -- textile art hates you!

Starving people in Haiti eating mud

April 18, 2008 12:57pm

Pica? (wiki)

Parts With Appeal - new Giclée print from Coop

April 18, 2008 12:49pm

The Lords of Acid cover was illustrated by Coop.

Parts With Appeal - new Giclée print from Coop

April 18, 2008 7:16am

Optic: your comment is offensive. We posted this print because we love Coop's work. Also, he has given us hundreds of wonderful site suggestions that we've postd to BB over the years, including the "least wanted music" post yesterday. He is a "fifth Boinger."

Clothing designed to fight back against intentionally uncomfortable furniture

April 17, 2008 7:16pm

Sorry, Sister. I misunderstood. I thought your pals were sneering derisively at a person who said s/he was a performance artist. I apologize.

Clothing designed to fight back against intentionally uncomfortable furniture

April 17, 2008 5:26pm

"somebody described someone as a "performance artist" and I snickered, because in my social group that's the appropriate response when someone mentions being a 'performance artist'"

It sounds like your social group is composed of mean people.

Clothing designed to fight back against intentionally uncomfortable furniture

April 17, 2008 4:57pm

Do you think perhaps this art - whoops, sorry, you already told us it's not art -- "time-wasting" project was designed to encourage discussion about homeless people, urban design, public spaces, etc. , Whiskystar?

Clothing designed to fight back against intentionally uncomfortable furniture

April 17, 2008 3:20pm

Ha ha! It's an art project, Eiconoclast.

True Comic Story #1: "How The Hulk Almost Got Me Laid"

April 16, 2008 5:12pm

Yes, I think he made it pretty clear (in a subtle way) that "Wendy" was just some guy trying to con him.

Woman goes on YouTube to air divorce grievances

April 16, 2008 1:35pm

"How does this fit into the 'Wonderful Things' subhead?"

It excites wonder, or astonishment.

Farmers make a killing by killing 150,00 pigs for no reason

April 15, 2008 8:25pm

You sick of a shame fucking if you are a poor, innocent thing? Pigs think that slaughter is the "[]" for a wonderful bastard.

Farmers make a killing by killing 150,00 pigs for no reason

April 15, 2008 8:05pm

More importantly, you are an innocent pig if you thinks poor sick bastards are wonderful fucking things.

Farmers make a killing by killing 150,00 pigs for no reason

April 15, 2008 6:34pm

"Killing the pigs = monies = farmers keeping the farms."

I like it when people say monies.

Photo of honor system at bookstore in Ojai, CA

April 14, 2008 2:03pm

Thanks for sharing these wonderful stories. These are really uplifting!

Rule of Thumb website

April 12, 2008 11:30am

If I were you, El Smiley, I'd find another place to work if your coworkers think you're an idiot for buying the wrong number of pizzas.

Happy 107th birthday to my grandmother!

April 11, 2008 11:23pm

Thank you all for sharing these wonderful stories about your families. I've enjoyed them very much!

Happy 107th birthday to my grandmother!

April 11, 2008 6:32pm

Thanks very much for the kind words, all! I'm going to ask my mother to print this out and show it to my grandmother.

Happy 107th birthday to my grandmother!

April 11, 2008 4:05pm

I heard an NPR story in 1998 that boggled my mind. It was about a woman named Daisy Anderson who had been married to a US Civil War veteran and was still alive!

http://www.radiodiaries.org/transcripts/OtherDocs/civilwar.html

Happy 107th birthday to my grandmother!

April 11, 2008 4:01pm

I like to show her photos on my iBook, because the images are big and bright.

She told me stories about growing up with her brothers and sisters in Russia. Her parents were killed in the revolution. They lived on wild mushrooms and potato peels (the rich folks ate the potatoes)