TOM THE DANCING BUG: God-Man saves the day! Well... he saves A day, anyway.
GOD-MAN commands that you visit the TOM THE DANCING BUG WEBSITE often (at least once a week, unless you have a REALLY good reason, like your football team's in the playoffs); and if you don't follow RUBEN BOLLING on TWITTER, there's no way God-Man's answering your call when you signal him on the special GOD-MAN RADIO WRISTWATCH you received when you joined his Fan Club. (YOU DID JOIN HIS FAN CLUB, DIDN'T YOU?)
