Heroic pilot "Sully" Sullenberger is against The Touching of Junk
"I don't want anybody but my wife and maybe my doctor touching me in the places these people are touching me."—Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger, on the TSA's "We Will Either Photograph or Touch Your Junk" policies.
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