"The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."—The response of a 25-year old Florida gentleman, after a traffic stop led to a police officer's discovery of one bag of cocaine and one bag of marijuana lodged between the man's buttocks. "While searching Roberts' person, deputies felt a soft object in his buttocks. The report said Roberts then said, 'Let me get it.'" (via Tara McGinley)
The cocaine you found lodged 'twixt my buttocks belongs not to me, officer
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