At the Federal Reserve meeting today, the gloomiest outlook issued in more than a year. Many multisyllabic utterances could have been conserved by boiling all the fancytalk down to this: "You guys. We're kinda f*cked."
Fed issues recovery outlook: "OMG, we are so screwed."
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Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO, facing sex trafficking claims, sues his old company
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Elderly Italian woman evicts "parasite" sons, 40 and 42
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