All-caps crazyblog proves Queen guitarist Brian May is the Devil

"IN THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THIS SERIES [we will] INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF THE INFORMATION REGARDING BRIAN MAY'S IRREFUTABLE TIES WITH FREEMASONRY, ILLUMINATI, AND THE OCCULT. LATER WE WILL GO INTO EVEN MORE SINISTER TERRITORY, INCLUDING THE IDEA THAT BRIAN MAY IS A HANDLER/PROGRAMMER OF MONARCH SLAVES AND THE EVIDENCE FOR THE ARGUMENT THAT MAY AND HIS OCCULT TIES WERE INVOLVED IN THE DEATH OF LEGENDARY QUEEN FRONTMAN FREDDIE MERCURY (TO BE DISCLOSED IN THE UPCOMING PART II: FREDDIE MERCURY, THE BLOOD SACRIFICE). "

Brian May, the Devil-Worshipping Iluminatist, Part One [blogspot, thanks R.U. Sirius!]