Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie: Rock Paper Scissors 9.0
Bored of the same tired old rock-paper-scissors (lizard-Spock)? Try Mark Rayner's variant: "Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie!"
MonkeyHow to Play Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie (Thanks, Mark!)
* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!Robot
* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!
Pirate
* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!
Ninja
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!
Zombie
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!
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* Feb 9, 2012, DeKalb, IL: Day of Doctorow, NIU
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