BP claims tube capturing 2,000 barrels a day from oil leak
Reports the AP. Shame about the 3,000 barrels a day that it isn't.
Interesting and relevant anagrams of British Petroleum: Blithesome Irrupt, Terrible shit u mop, Their rum be spoilt, The Impurest Broil, Blither Mire Spout, Bioshmup Litterer, and "Plumb It? Rhetorise."
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