90 Types of Bitches
(Sorta NSFW, for strong language and sexual content.)
Jeff Simmermon says,
My friend's cousin found this list on the floor of the third-grade classroom in a DC charter school. The title is "Types of Bitches." It's a taxonomy of 90 different "types of bitches," in hilarious detail. She scanned it and sent it along. I've put it up on a Flickr set here. To me, it reads like a rap song. It's got this *flow* to it.
Because there are so many Types of Bitches—yes, just a dime shy of a hundred—this informative chart actually goes on for several pages. You can view all of the Types of Bitches here. Three classifications I found particularly interesting are "uncreative bitches," "Geekin' bitches," and "white bitches that think Black people are poor." (andiamnotlying.com)
Update: Huh, apparently this is like a photocopied, grade-school version of a chain email. Here's a message board post suggesting that the same list circulated in another urban school in 2009.
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