God tells man to microwave alarm clock and shoot up hotel room

A 53-year-old Michigan man surrendered to police after shooting up a hotel room and putting the alarm clock in the microwave, according to the Associated Press. He left this note: God delivered me from evil and placed me in Albion, Michigan."

David Pescovitz

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