Helvetica tee is type-nerd-bait

Cory Doctorow at 10:58 PM January 10, 2010

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apoxia #1 23:05 on Sun, Jan.10 Reply

Papyrus would have been better.

xzor #2 23:55 on Sun, Jan.10 Reply

Thanks Cory!
I totally know what I'm buying that snob at the print shop for Christmas next year.

Anon #3 00:01 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Well I can feel the Peanuts-esque "ARRRG!" building inside, so I guess mission accomplished?

CAPTCHA Bonus: it was Named Typography

Jasonclock #4 00:05 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Hell yes, that's offensive.

TEKNA2007 replied to comment from apoxia #5 00:25 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Agree with your sentiment -- Comic Sans and Papyrus, both crimes against humanity. Now I'm going to go scrub my eyes out with some clean and neutral Vera Sans.

zikman #7 00:34 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

puke-a-tronic

jaytkay #8 00:34 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Ceci est Helvetica!

Anon #9 00:52 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

win!

Johnny Blaze #10 01:06 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Poor execution. The proper way to piss off a type nerd is to write it in Arial, because Comic Sans is too obvious.

The Arial-set Helvetica T-Shirts have been done before at TypeCon2005. 95% of people didn't notice it.

Parvenu #11 01:16 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Arial would be unrecognizable to at least 99,9% of viewers and thus far more infuriating to those desgners who have, like me, developped a reflex of inspecting the small t, the big R or small a to see if it's Arial, which nowadays mostly is the case...

jfrancis #12 01:18 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

At first I :O !!!!!!

and then I :D 'd

oscar #13 02:45 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

The original version of this gag was done in 1979 to promote ITC Garamond.

Parvenu #14 02:53 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

P.S: crazy! I had not yet read Johnny Blaze's comment when I wrote mine....

devophill #15 03:30 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Man, that makes my head hurt!

benher #16 03:49 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Want!! Funnier than Comic Sans written in Helvetica for some reason.

pa #17 03:51 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

So, that's the "Helvetica Scenario"!

Anon #18 04:36 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

it's the Stroop effect in fonts! brilliant :)

Camolai #19 05:25 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Oh man, if I had worn this back in Typography my professor would've thrown me out!

SamSam #20 05:25 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Nice. I was also going to state that Papyrus would have been a better choice, but then I realized that Papyrus is so bad, any font-nerd would know immediately that I was messing with them.

On a similar theme: Busted Tees Greece shirt.

teapot replied to comment from oscar #21 05:37 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

From his smile it looks like the guy has just seen his own shirt for the first time in a mirror.

An obvious t-shirt, but I like it. I say we worry about fixing peoples abhorrent English usage before we worry about typefaces. Can it really be that hard to differentiate between there, their and they're?

oscar: v. impressive with the history knowledge!

I'm sure these guys won't be impressed.

SamSam replied to comment from teapot #22 06:59 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Indeed, I can't believe I posted the Greece shirt instead of this treasure. (Actually, it was also from bustedtees, but I can't find it there.)

I got it for my brother, and it never fails to cause people come up to him and explain to him how wrong his t-shirt is.

danwarning replied to comment from Parvenu #23 06:59 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

@ Parvenu: Try this neat little flash game if you have a minute. It's called Arial vs. Helvetica!

http://www.mimeartist.com/helvetica/

Anon #24 07:26 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Arial says "There is no way in hell I could ever afford Helvetica, but this is close enough and came free with Windows!".

Comic Sans says "What's Helvetica?"

Anon #25 07:27 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

I doubt that people who use comic sans will understand the joke and if they do, they would not wear this shirt because all they want is to appear friendly.

Matt Katz #26 07:47 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Sweet. I can document that I have wanted one of these for a while: http://identi.ca/notice/5871987

Anon replied to comment from teapot #27 09:43 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Thanks for the linklove! Ugliest Tattoos is here for all your "hating on bad typography and spelling" needs - :)

Anon #28 09:47 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Does evil know no mercy?!

Anon #29 10:20 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Too little attention is paid to the DANGERS OF HELVETICA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY7XH2ulTEU

coyotesqrl #30 12:46 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Helvetica love is an existential conundrum.

http://www.zazzle.com/hel_is_other_fonts_tshirt-235313136275079435

coldspell #31 13:33 on Mon, Jan.11 Reply

Putting the sans in comic sans:

http://www.bancomicsans.com/home.html

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