Why is the FDA holding up delivery of an Apple computer?

200912041511-1

The Food and Drug Administration is holding up the delivery of MG Siegler's iMac because they apparently think it is an apple, not an Apple.

I don't want to believe that either UPS or the U.S. Government are so stupid as to think that my Apple computer is actually an apple, but I can't come up with any other explanation (and neither can people on Twitter). On my UPS tracking shipment screen right now all I see is "Exception" followed by a note that my iMac was held up in in Louisville, Kentucky because, "UPS HAS OBTAINED DOCUMENTATION AND SUBMITTED TO FOOD & DRUG ADMINISTRATION AND/OR DEPARTMENT OF AG/PPQ;AWAITING RESPONSE"

Dear FDA, Gimme My iMac