Ladies and gentlemen, we have (hot, natch) particle-on-particle action. If the time-traveling, LHC-hating Higgs boson particles are really out there, they don't have a whole lot of time to get together another baked goods-based offensive.
The first protons collided in the Large Hadron Collider today at CERN outside Geneva, Switzerland. These first collisions are another milestone on the way to the ultimate goal: high-energy collisions of protons in the center of the LHC experiments. They follow a weekend of rapid progress for the LHC. After more than one year of repairs, on Friday evening, November 20, beams were once again circulating in the collider. Over the weekend, the LHC team carefully studied the beams one at a time. Today at approximately 1:30 local time, two beams circulated at the same time for the first time in the LHC. As the two circulating beams passed through each other, protons from each beam hit one another, and the resulting spray of particles registered in the ALICE, ATLAS, CMS, and LHCb detectors.
The first two protons collided at the relatively low energies with which they were injected into the LHC, 450 GeV each. Over the next few months, LHC scientists will raise the beam energy, aiming for collisions at the world-record energy of 3.5 TeV per beam in early 2010. With these high-energy collisions, the teams on the LHC experiments will embark on their quest to solve some of the mysteries of the universe.
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Have we learned nothing? "Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."
I'm going to guess that by "...early 2010," they don't mean January 1st. So we are still looking at at least a good month and a half to 3 months (if not longer) for the Higgs-Boson to train time-traveling birds to assault the LHC with lethal bakery.
GOOD NEWS
Both hardons collided. Operation DP was a success.
Higgs boson: "Damn, but these paparazzi are persistent!"
Did they invite Tom Hanks back this time or do they now consider him a jinx?
OHHHHHH, I saw THAT movie!
I think it takes 3 years and a month for this event to cause the earth to implode, right?
Where is Ambassador Spock?
Right...let me see if I got this right...they managed to actually get the Hardon Stupid Collider to...switch on. "There, fowl bagel heaving fowl!" That'll show you!"
Now hey, I likes design science-I likes tech that does stuff-did you know that the paramedics compact medikit came from space research? Now that's some good stuff. So I do a google research, trying to find spin-offs of supercolliders-something that comes back to society, and improves society. I might be wrong, but I found pretty much nothing-the one thing I did find, does not justify the billions spent on this crap.
But hey, i'm sure some researchers are much happy about this expensive, useless albatross. I say this, and I dig science and physics and such.
I had a word with Gary Seven's cat. She said they had to make a few 27th century modifications, but the LHC was good to go, now.
From an old issue of Analog:
If it hisses and pops, it's chemistry
If it claws and bites, it's biology
If it sits there and does nothing, it's physics
I doubt anything bad will happen, but I'd feel a lot better if Gordon Freeman was there clutching his crowbar.
I laughed and laughed and then I laughed some more.
I'm still laughing as you read this.
Damn! I've got to get some sleep tonight.
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My theory is that anonymous was sent back in time from March 3, 2505, to persuade us not to continue the experiment.
What REALLY happened to the LHC: http://starslip.com/2008/09/12/starslip-number-869/
Jardine, come on now, this is the LHC we're talking about here. Of course Gordon Freeman is there, holding a crowbar.
http://geeklad.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/gordon-freeman-lhc.jpg
Well, anonymous, if that is your real name, you'll be surprised to know that much in the way of radiation cancer therapy was developed through experiments using the Bevatron.
http://www.lbl.gov/Science-Articles/Archive/Bevalac-nine-lives.html
Once they clear out all those Guitar Hero crowds, they can get down to some actual work.