Insta-Beard

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Absolutely, positively need a beard now? Simply enjoy looking at photos of cute girls sporting fake beards? Yeah. There's an Etsy for that.

imadeyouabeard store on Etsy. Thanks, Christina!

And, yes, I am getting a little obsessed with the whacked-out wonder of Etsy. Why do you ask?

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Presumably you have been introduced to the gut-splitting wonder of http://www.regretsy.com

it's all the same cute girl

You've got to haggle!!

I have to say I do not get it. But that's ok. I don't have to. Obviously some one does.

At least it's not a merkin.

Reminds me of the SNL 'Long White Beard' commercial parody for use when people are very late for an appointment.

I made one similar a few weeks ago to keep my face warm while bike-riding: http://www.twitpic.com/mgsyd

I was quite proud of it- effective, practical, detachable, confusing to passers-by, in general awesome! Then I wore it out to a Hallowe'en party, got really drunk, and lost it. I still have the hat part, but somewhere out there in Berlin is my lost, roaming beard, and possibly a very confused person who has found it.

Um, I can't remember the moral of this story. Don't get drunk and lose your detachable beard, because then your chin will get cold? Yes, that must be it.

Here in San Francisco having "a beard" means something entirely different

Haha she lives in Portland and she makes the beards+ herself. She's also pretty good at karaoke!

also handy for attending men-only public stonings...

Maggie, somehow I feel you will enjoy Poets Ranked By Beard Weight:
http://ajourneyroundmyskull.blogspot.com/2009/05/poets-ranked-by-beard-weight.html

I'm going to special order a Dutch Elongated or maybe even a Full Velutinous.

@3: Just don't say Jehovah.

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