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The TSA says you can't carry a snow-globe onto a plane, even if it fits in your freedom baggie, because they can't measure how much liquid it contains, and therefore it must contain more than three oz of potential explosive, um, water.
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"We Are Douchebags."
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And lo, a new Fark hero is born.
A dumbass, but I'll give him props for the "BLOW HERE" detailing.
I love how the pic says "Law Enforcement Use Only". And Extra points for it being placed over the 'blowhole'.
.16 is a lot of alcohol too.
According to a handy BAC chart, I could drink 5-6 drinks in an hour and still be below this guy's alcohol level. Nice.
Jim Anchower? That you, hombre?
Let the crime fit the punishment?
The ironing is delicious.
I saw a guy being placed into the back of a police car for what looked like a public intox, dressed as a beer bottle.
As a side note, he wasn't the only guy arrested for DWI while wearing a breathalyzer costume that night.
http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=860690
Sadly, I haven't found a picture of him in costume.
Has the douchebag solidarity movement just found their first poster-boy?
OMG too funny. Bet Momma's gonna be proud! You know the cops laughed all the way to the station.
Ah, Miami U!
How I miss my alma mater.
To once again walk the staid streets of Oxfart, OH.
I used to manage a rental property accross from one of the largest student housing apartment complexes.
Woke up one night to the sound of a brand new Chevy Laser trying to park atop a co-ed asleep in her waterbed via the casement window of her basement apartment.
Good times, good times...
it'd be more impressive if the arrow on his costume reflected his actual .BAC
and he looks way too drunk to have a .158
when the cop told him he would have to take a breatalizer he looked at him and said, "is that your way of telling me to go blow myself?"
You have to work with what you know. Some of us do zombies for Halloween, others... eh.
Omg Thts Hilarious Lol!! Blow Here!! And Law Enforcement Use Only Right Over The Blow Hole!! Hahaha! PMSL!!!!