Juvenile dollar-mod


Spotted in the wild by the inestimable Fipi Lele, a modded US dollar bill with extra juvenile hilarity. I've seen lots of variations on this theme, but these two gags are new to me.

(Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

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I'm a proponent of Lioncash

That's clever turning 'ONE' into 'BONER.' I'll have to try that. I usually just write 'BONER' across the back of a twenty.

:D

I admit it, I lol'd at "BONER".

(I suspect boner is on the list of inherently funny words like "Titicaca", "coccyx", and "haberdasher".)

c-one
f-one
st-one-r
m-one-y
l-one-y
iPh-one
t-one-r
z-one
d-one

What, no "copyfight" tag?

OMG, I've seen the boner thing before... er, you know what I mean. Only on the bill I had, the vandal had made a half-hearted effort to match the font. That was actually quite a long time ago, come to think of it. I remember spending it at a Wawa on a cappuccino or something. I was relieved that the cashier didn't look too closely at the bill.

The fart thing is new to me, however.

My favorite dollar-bill gag: the currency was simply marked "Lesbian Money" in purple ink, and circulated. Nice mental hotfoot to the anti-gay bigots in my community, who don't want to know some of the neighbors are lesbians, but DO want their money.

Thanks for the unnecessary reminder of how immature I am.

I will now clean the monitor.

Someone has been watching Beavis and Butthead. I like it.

When I was a teen I used to punch out Washington's eyes with a hole punch, invert them, and then tape them back in place upside-down.

There is also an atheist movement that blacks out "in god we trust". Not as funny as these other ideas, but still interesting.

I can't believe you are flagrantly encouraging people to deface U.S. currency! For shame, and stuff! I wonder if the Secret Service watches for this kind of thing. Scary, but probably true.

One can only hope that the sentencing process for such crimes is like a reality show in that the more amusing your defacement, the lighter sentence you get, with one grand prize winner getting a whole bunch of money to deface and circulate. We could all use a smile these days as we spend our last few dollars!

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