A new study on "partner abandonment" has found that a woman is six times more likely to be separated or divorced soon after a diagnosis of cancer or multiple sclerosis than if a man in the relationship is the patient. Link... More.
Yves Béhar (who is in an epic struggle with Marc Newson to claim the title of "sexiest industrial designer alive") designed this vibrator. It looks like a Miyazaki cartoon creature. The Form 2 takes a two-pronged approach to the vibrator, giving its user what they're calling "Sensation in Stereo.... More.
Michæl.Paukner's "The ancient Hebrew Conception of the Universe to illustrate the account of creation and the flood." Flickr link, but you really have to see it at the largest possible size.... More.
Michael Jackson's funeral cost one million dollars. His final outfit cost $35,000, and the flowers cost $16,000. Lord. Obviously I'm no MJ anyhow, but when I die, if there's a mil lying around? Feel free to bury me in nekkid dirt and use the rest to feed pie to starving kids.... More.
Found on Sean Bonner's tumblog.... More.
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I'm happy for you Lindsay and I'ma let you finish, but Shitmydadsays has the most dramatic tweets of all.
Nice! Reminds me of when Martin Sargent would do dramatic blog readings (shot very much like this) on Unscrewed. I loved it how he'd read things like "OMG" phonetically.
Episode 1 is awesome, but I find episode 2 less so. Maybe it's the bit where a slash is called a backslash in the URL, or the reading of the URL at all.
lol@shitmydadsays! So awesome.
Reminds me of Junior Soprano's dialogue.
"Look at this poor prick... Sixty-four grand and the sonofabitch has already used all his lifelines."
How long until someone writing hollywood screenplays starts lifting things word-for-word from @Shitmydadsays.. and then the lawsuits start flying.
All excellent reasons for continuing to ignore twitter's and those 'celebrety's' very existence. Thank you for reminding me to stay the course of blissful ignorance of all things twitter and cult-of-celebrity.
My wonderful whimsical friend Sam Wilson caters to the non-shleb tweeters by yawling tweets from Table Mountain in Cape Town. www.illscreamyourtweets.com. What's greater than his willingness to commit acts of silliness in public are the inventive, twisty and funny tweets people send him.
This is SO good! Haha - it reminds me of the hilarious BlogStarTheatre.....whatever happened to that?
no no no. @McCainBlogette (meghan mccain)
"I understand I make a cameo in Michael Moores new movie, the only thing I'm concerned about is how my hair looks"
and
"everything in my apartment is pink and purple and sparkles and snakeskin and skulls, it looks like Prince lives here not a young GOPer."
and
"t's official, no matter what I say on television my boobs are going to be talked about just as much as anything I say... c'est la vie!"
and finally MY favorite from her:
"my hotel has this amazing pool but I've been too paranoid 2 use it cause I don't want any pics of my juicy booty in a bikini on the internet"
is there a doubt now?
My suggestions...
@meaghano
@hotdogsladies
I don't care whose twitter you get, but The Shatner is undeniably the. best. spoken. word. artist. EVAR.
ooh! shaq! shaq! his tweets tend to be barely english!