Bearsharktopus (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)
Update: From the comments --
Dean Putney, September 22, 2009 7:01 AM
Bearsharktopus is from this thread over at Reddit. The second top level comment has the original poster's octopus arm addition.
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YIKES! That's going to give me nightmares!
OMFG. I'm training that thing to not sleep in the bed at night.
Well he's certainly scarier than a bulldle.
Yes, but does he fly?
My uncle would tear it in pieces!
http://www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=175151
it reminds me of the manbearpig.. only less scarier of course
Bearsharktopus vs Manbearpig!
FIGHT!
It needs a machete, a drug habit and a disrespect for traditional British values.
It's a result of bears eating salmon with high mercury levels. How do we stop this insanity?
Too bad the Crocodile Hunter is dead- I'm sure he'd try to make friends with it.
Or is this from a possible follow up to Creature, that dreadful Jaws sequel with the walking man shark thing?
I bet snopes is going to be inundated with panicky "is this real?" emails soon.
Doesn't this belong in the "Synthetic Biology" article?
I rank this tied my favorite animal-combo.
Tied as
Sorry y'alls.
awesome.
Lester @4 FTW
I can tell that's so fake
I wanna see the bearsharktopus square off against
this guy
Bearsharktopus is from this thread over at Reddit. The second top level comment has the original poster's octopus arm addition.
To modify the old joke -
Two men at the beach are confronted by an angry Bearsharktopus. One man sits calmly, tightening his flippers. The other, incredulous, proclaims, "what are you doing with those flippers, they won't help you out swim the Bearsharktopus?" He replies, "I don't have to out swim the Bearsharktopus, I only need out swim you."
I knew no good could come out of a bear holding a shark.
No unicorn chasers plz, I have a feeling that unicorns are what this thing prefers as part of a balanced breakfast.
Where's Sarah Palin in a helicopter with a shotgun when you need her?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Technically, isn't he a barktopus?
is that real??
it must be real! it's on the internet!!!
right???
It ate my pitbull!!
Sexy. I'd yiff that all night long.
what the fuck ever.
If you showed that to someone 30 years ago they would have crapped their pants!
Bless his heart.
How about Half Sharkalligator Half Man (a new species discovered by Dr. Octagon)..
link
This deservers a movie tie-in!
Its thousandth edit from the animals with lightsabers site in 5... 4... 3...
bears can run and climb trees
sharks can swim and octopuses can sqeeze into tight places were boned unless we learn to fly and fast!
Does he have insurance?
Sorry everybody, didn't know this creature was one of a kind. My neighbor and I, just returned yesterday. We caught it a couple days ago while on our yearly fishing/survival trip. It was delicious. Thought it strange, but we got hungry. SORRY!!!
Now this is what I call combat fly fishing.
If the gov't takes over healthcare, senior citizens will be forced to wrestle barktopus. Winners get to live another year. Losers...lose.
True. read page 47.
Didn't I see Chuck Norris walking that thing on a leash down the Venice Beach Boardwalk last week?
@ Anonymous #40:
As if Chuck Norris would need a leash to make beasts submit to his will.
Now who leaked this from SyFy? It's next week's "ooo, scawwy" Original Movie!
@brainspore
Of course he didn't NEED the leash, but Chuck Norris is law-abiding as well as invincible.
Chuck Norris isn't law-abiding. The law is Chuck Norris-abiding.
*imagines Chuck Norris fighting this thing, losing, and being devoured*
*smiles quietly to self*
*walks off humming a merry little tune*
Chuck Norris probably created this thing in a dream and then roundhouse kicked it into reality. No way is it ever defeating him, never mind eating him.
Save the bearsharktopus!
It is man-bear-pig...I'm super serial batman!
I remember this beast, boy howdy..
Raped our women, burned our crops.
Now my family will starve this Winter.
hahaha!...what a nice creature I haven't met it before. Thanks for the nice shares.
I want one for my pool!
i hear its diet consists only of the elusive three toed salmoncrabsealmonkey!
I love it. Thought id like to see it fight my Whalebear shark.
Teehee Bearsharktopus
OK, I am going out on a limb here but would it's offspring be called a "cubpupfry" hehehe
Yikes, that's pretyy knarley!! Cool Photoshop work, I assume.
its totally Fake !! But i appreciate this Work !! :)
My hat is off to everyone who realized it was fake. We should round you all up to give you a medal.
Here, the origin of the Bearsharktopus is described:
http://www.scribbls.com/outcomes/Bearshark
Here, the ultimate disposition:
http://www.scribbls.com/outcomes/hairy_sushi
Full disclosure: while I am not responsible for those drawings, my best friends run that site and I keep expecting my own drawings to get me fired.
The original artist has the bearsharktopus on shirts for sale, if you guys are interested.
http://www.bearsharktopus.com