Zombaritaville - song lyrics rewritten as zombie tunes

Zombified song lyrics "freshly exhumed every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday."

"Rippin' Off Your Skin"

To the tune of "Blowin' In The Wind" by Bob Dylan

How many lobes must a ghoul gulp down
Before he eats the whole brainpan?
How many skulls must a sniper nail
Before her rifle has jammed?
Yes, n' how many bites must I take of this guy
Before I've digested his hand?
The zombies my friend, are rippin' off your skin
The zombies are rippin' off your skin

Yes, n' how many folks must cease to exist
Before it's called a "killing spree"?
Yes, n' how many years in this mall can we subsist
'Til we're forced by bikers to flee?
Yes, n' how many towns must shamblers infest
Before they all turn to debris?
The zombies my friend, are rippin' off your skin
The zombies are rippin' off your skin

Zombaritaville

[#1 posted by Anonymous, August 19, 2009 10:49 AM]

I've always sung "I'm Only Happy When It Rains" as "I'm Only Happy Eating Braaaaaiiins".

[#2 posted by mujadaddy, August 19, 2009 10:59 AM]

Zombies are the new Pet Rock. Again.

[#3 posted by hokano, August 19, 2009 11:05 AM]

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
how her brains tasted, the color of her hair

[#4 posted by buddy66, August 19, 2009 11:06 AM]

If I had a time machine, the first thing I would do (okay, the second thing, after taking another shot at Mary Jane Phelps) would be to get George Romero's father shitfaced passing-out drunk 9 months before wee georgie's birth day, thus sparing the world all this ridiculous flesh-eating zombie bullshit THAT JUST WON'T FUCKING STOP!

[#5 posted by trippcook, August 19, 2009 11:26 AM]

OMG!!!!! Zombies put into the lyrics!!!!! I have literally never seen anything as hilarious and original in my life.

[#6 posted by gjtorikian, August 19, 2009 11:45 AM]

@TRIPPCOOK

Seriously. This zombie stuff is getting old.

[#7 posted by Rezpect, August 19, 2009 11:50 AM]

Funny.

[#8 posted by mizike, August 19, 2009 1:01 PM]

aah Bub the Zombie...you were my first sign that George Romero was losing it and would never again create a movie as good as Night of the Living Dead or Dawn of the Dead...In fact the less said about his career post 1980 the better...

[#9 posted by IWood, August 19, 2009 1:03 PM]

Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'll never sleep no more

It seem to me that it just ain't wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a zomby woof behind your eyes

Just about as evil as you could be...

[#10 posted by Phikus, August 19, 2009 1:24 PM]

Iwood@~9: Yup. As with so many other things, Frank got there first. ;D

[#11 posted by ASIFA-Hollywood Animation Archive, August 19, 2009 2:17 PM]

Here is a Zombified "Beverly Hell-billies" theme song by Jim Smith from the Ren & Stimpy show...

http://girlsandcorpses.com/bh/

[#12 posted by zoetrope, August 19, 2009 2:41 PM]

god damnit, im so over this blase zombie obsession.

[#13 posted by Sef, August 19, 2009 3:18 PM]

For remix lyrics I prefer the Ryan Harvey satire "The times they are not achangin"

Come gather round people and fall to your knees
and bow to the red white and blue m16's
if you liked the riot cops you'll love the marines
they'll be at all of your demonstrations
to beat up your bodies and tear down your dreams
for the times, they are not a-changin'

[#14 posted by Phikus, August 19, 2009 3:27 PM]

Hey, at least this post isn't about Jacko...

[#15 posted by snakedart, August 19, 2009 8:05 PM]

Dear Hipsters,

We get it. You like the zombies.

Thanks,

The Rest of the World

[#16 posted by bobsyeruncle, August 19, 2009 9:44 PM]

Zombies and music. What's not to like?
And I was wondering (on a topic about zombies) about how long it would take to invoke "Jacko's Law." :D