Photo of the day: Bill Clinton with Kim-Jong Il

ilclinton.jpg Larger size here. Former American president Bill Clinton with North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, a still from video footage shot in Pyongyang today. Clinton is reported to be in North Korea for the purpose of negotiating release for two jailed American journalists. (image: Reuters)

Previously: North Korea Finds Two US Journalists Guilty of Unspecified "Grave Crime," Sentence: 12 Years Hard Labor


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#1 posted by Anonymous, August 4, 2009 8:25 AM

Ho-ly sheepdip. that Kim Jong Il is on a whole nuther level.

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I'm surprised Kim didn't ask for some sort of throne-esque platform...he looks extra-super shrimpy compared to Bill.

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I think KJ-I looks sickly, like unto death. I have to admit that this may be wishful thinking on my part.

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Finally, he's not ronery.

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What's with the tsunami painting behind them?

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This still makes it look like Clinton is a hostage.

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WJC looks pretty thin in this pic too. I hope HE hasn't been sick.

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Well, now we know KJ-I is alive, but he sure doesn't look much more than that.

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Damn you FatalTourist...stole my line!

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#10 posted by Anonymous, August 4, 2009 9:02 AM

Doesn't everyone look delighted to be there?

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#11 posted by Anonymous, August 4, 2009 9:05 AM

Watch out for the Shark tank. Bits of Hans Blix are still floating in there.

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I'm glad Clinton's there instead of Bush.

Bush couldn't negotiate terms of release at a massage parlor.

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The prisoners at Yodok are no doubt jumping for joy at their imminent liberation.

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Don't let him alone with the woman on the far right.

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#16 posted by Anonymous, August 4, 2009 10:02 AM

This and several other pictures of the event look beyond artificial to me. Where did they get those backgrounds, from Linden Labs? And seriously, don't the persons in these pics have a terrible stiffness to them, of cardboard cutouts? Someone get these guys an instructional DVD for PhotoShop, quick!

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To be serious for just a moment. Does it strike anyone else that every picture of Clinton's visit except for the ones taken with KJI are clear while the dear leader pictures look like someone put an extra-large glob of vaseline on the lens? I wonder if this may be because KJI looks like death warmed up and N. Korea is trying to hide it.

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#18 posted by Anonymous, August 4, 2009 10:11 AM

Look out! There's a giant wave right behind you!

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@Chainring: or it could be because it's a still from a video, as this is, which probably explains #16's suspicions as well.

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Is there a link to the video anywhere?

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#22 posted by Anonymous, August 4, 2009 12:09 PM

Why is this man back in the spotlight; and how effective does he think this will be? Korea is not one to schmooze like this...

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They'll both be all smiles after they've hit the local titty bar.

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Bill be Illin'...

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Regarding the background, they're into that kitschy shit.

I guess the DPRK was being kind in not having the photo shot in front of a mural of Great Leader giving on-the-spot direction to ecstatic workers digging a subway tunnel.

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The woman on the right side is either on North Koreas Taekwondo-Team or a male bodyguard in costume. Probably both.

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Why didnt Hillary go?
She could have worn a matching pimp suit like Kimmy's.

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Looks like every other Kim Jong Il photo:

http://www.mediacircus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kim_jong_il.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00639/news-graphics-2007-_639680a.jpg

I was trying to find the last pic of Kim Jong Il I'd seen but it was this exact backdrop and the exact seating and pretty much the exact same down to the jumpsuits.

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I meant to add, that this picture with Clinton was so close to the other picture I saw, I did a double take. Seriously, I'm not sure KJI has moved. Maybe they have a wax figure for formal portraits.

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#21 pimlottc - Thanks. I'm not one to go in for (much less create or propagate) conspiracy theories, but it seemed like every news outlet had the same set of clear pics of Clinton alone and blurry ones with KJI; and, in terms of public relations, I don't put anything past the DPRK.

... but KJI does look pretty awful. *shuffle* *shuffle* I mean... he looks awfully good. Lean and strong. He must be exercising. I've heard the Dear Leader can lift a train car over his head and rides a circuit around the entire country on his bicycle every day.

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#31 posted by Anonymous, August 4, 2009 7:05 PM

I heard that this was a fake. Look at the relative size between Clinton and KJI.. The hairlines are the clue when you zoom in.. Totally a bad job of faking this..

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They sent Clinton because last time the US sent a woman (Albright) she was too tall to be seen standing next to Kim, requiring the construction of special shoes.

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They're obviously fake, and it's not the North Koreans doing the faking. It's the Americans!
I know this because Kim is really, like, twenty feet tall and roses grow out of his footsteps. I shit you not.

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#34 posted by Anonymous, August 5, 2009 7:53 AM

Why are photos of North Korea always blurry? Or does everything actually look like that in North Korea...

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#35 posted by Anonymous, August 5, 2009 3:24 PM

Why is everyone so straight face? Is it rude/disrespectful to smile in pictures in N. Korea? The Americans are also straight faced but I'm guessing because the N. Koreans are also.

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