Jesus in caked-on cooking grease

Jesusgreasss OK, so this report came from The Sun. And I know about pareidolia. But I still get a kick out of this image of Jesus that appeared in a baking tray after Oliver Bellerby of Yorkshire, England cooked a burger.
"The Holy Roast"


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#1 posted by mdh, July 30, 2009 10:34 AM

even Jesus has a carbon footprint!

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#2 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 10:36 AM

what they never tell is that it took 3,279,301 tries with as many burgers.

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Can I eat that burger or would it be sacralicious?

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#4 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 10:38 AM

Greasus!

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#6 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 10:44 AM

Staring at it it looks like he's biting a calf on the back of its skull as it shrieks in pain. Enjoy that burger for sure.

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#7 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 10:45 AM

I think it looks more like Rasputin.

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#8 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 10:47 AM

A total non sequitor : All of these Jesus faces on baking trays, buildings and burgers buns could just as easily be Charles Manson faces.

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#9 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 10:47 AM

Who knew Jesus and the Zig Zag dude were the same person?

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#10 posted by EricT, July 30, 2009 10:53 AM

Gee I was going to say it looked more like Al Pacino in Carlito's Way basking in the glow of my cleverness.

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#11 posted by nanuq, July 30, 2009 10:56 AM

It's a sign! Vegans are the tools of the devil!

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#12 posted by Alan, July 30, 2009 10:57 AM

Y'all are crazy! It's definitely the Zig Zag man.

http://www.zigzag.com

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#13 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 10:58 AM

Looks like Charles Manson to me.

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#14 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 10:59 AM

Why is Jesus devouring a rat with his face tentacles?

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#15 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 11:00 AM

Looks like the dude on the Zig-Zag papers.

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#16 posted by fsck, July 30, 2009 11:02 AM

Get in on eBay, quick! Virgin Mary on toast went for about $30k some time back - albeit to the same class outfit which bought advertising space on some woman's breasts.

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Looks more like Alan Moore to me.

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I immediately saw Nietzsche.

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It looks a lot more like Jesus than most of the random stains, but I still resent that "any humanoid form with facial hair" is Jesus and "any humanoid form without facial hair" is Mary.

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#20 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 11:26 AM

why is Jesus smelling the back of a rottweilers head.

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#21 posted by Tian, July 30, 2009 11:27 AM

It looks like the old man on Zig Zag cigarette paper.

http://www.zigzag.com/

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Can I has Jeezburger?

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That's not Jesus. That's Kenny Loggins.

Why'd you think it was Jesus? Because your mama don't dance, and your daddy don't rock'n'roll.

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#24 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 11:30 AM

All are mistaken.

It is clearly the image of my personal saviour Flying Spaghetti Monster extending his noodly appendage in a glorious act of unconditional love.

RAmen

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Looks more to me like the guy on the Zig Zag cigarette paper packets.

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#26 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 11:46 AM

Definitely Manson.

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I keep seeing Chtulhu.

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Why would anyone think that Jesus would manifest his image as a burnt grease stain on a pan?

To "show" us that He Is Everywhere?

And who stares at a grease stain and sees the face of Christ? This is really more like a Rorschach test, where every image presented reminds the patient of the same thing...

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Could be Mohammed, too.
Or Charlton Heston.
Or Moses.

Do these things actually only happen in summer?

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...I still resent that "any humanoid form with facial hair" is Jesus and "any humanoid form without facial hair" is Mary.

Especially since it's not at all clear that Jesus actually had a beard. (I'll take it on faith that Mary was beardless, though.)

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#31 posted by mdh, July 30, 2009 12:27 PM

I think it looks a lot like that famous photo of Ruby shooting Oswald.

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#32 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 12:41 PM

I second the Jim Morrison take on it.

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#33 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 1:33 PM

Thomas Jefferson snorgling a puppy.

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#34 posted by Anonymous, July 30, 2009 1:55 PM

Looks like Jerry Garcia to me.

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MDH @1, well, sure, haven't you heard that famous parable about walking on the beach? At the most troubled times in your life, Jesus is mitigating carbon emissions for you.

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Can't be Jesus; he's wearing an 18th-century wig.

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#37 posted by Phikus, July 30, 2009 2:48 PM

Jesus fucks puppies? Who knew?

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#38 posted by tim, July 30, 2009 6:18 PM

It's obviously Kusari and Bun-bun

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I thought of a young Marx...

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#41 posted by Anonymous, July 31, 2009 12:21 AM

i saw zig zag man, then jim morrison

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#42 posted by Anonymous, July 31, 2009 12:26 AM

Definitely Jim Morrison taking his last bath. How could anyone think differently?

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If he'd only fried up a Full English, he could have had the apostles, too.

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Yep, that's him. I'd know him anywhere.

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#45 posted by Anonymous, July 31, 2009 11:55 AM

yes i am sure Jesus appears as caked grease on frying pans....HEATHENS

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#46 posted by Anonymous, August 1, 2009 8:09 AM

Jesus is Lard.

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#47 posted by Anonymous, August 3, 2009 6:43 AM

it's marx. oops...

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