The DoggieLoverDoll is a sex toy for male dogs. It seems to be real, and it's also not the first of its kind. The DoggieLoverDoll faux female features a silicone vagina and an (ew) "easy to clean reservoir." From the product's manfuacturer:
DoggieLoverDoll (Thanks, Lisa Mumbach!)This doll comes in three sizes: small, medium and large, to satisfy all existing races. “I had the idea to make this doll when my Maltese started to grab everybody’s legs. I did some research and couldn’t find anything like it, anywhere in the world. I decided to make it!”, reveals Marco Giroto, owner of the PetSmiling company, responsible for this worldwide novelty...
During the doll’s test period with a few canines, including the Maltese Flock (responsible for the idea), the pets showed a better quality of life based on less anxiety, less barking, and less territorial demarcation. In other words, the dogs live a better life, satisfying their repressed sexuality, in some cases for many years.
When a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach an ejaculation. With the DoggieLoverDoll he can. Human beings have their hands to masturbate themselves, now the domestic animals, which have practically no contact with females in heat, can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them.
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I'm watching last night's Conan as I'm writing this, and he just mentioned this thing in his opening monologue. Funny coincidence.
"For dogs". That's funny.
I dunno. Sounds like a good idea to me.
That'll make hair grow on your paws!
Dude, a dog can LICK itself. What more could it ask for?
The doll *comes* in three sizes, or the dog does?
And how do you know which size your dog prefers?
It looks like a big kong toy. Can you fill it with peanut butter when he's feeling more hungry than amorous?
I believe this will be used by more humans than animals.
Disgusting, but highly likely.
#8: In that case, better than the alternative (a real dog).
My girlfriend's dog has a stuffed animal that she likes to hump vigorously in front of people. She'd probably love one of these. The dog would, I mean.
Most leg-humping I've seen has little or nothing to do with sex. It's an expression of dominance. Has this guy ever even seen dogs do the deed? Is there an inflatable clamp to simulate the tie? Scent pads for Eau d'Heat? C'mon. Once again, the problem walks on 2 legs.
They don't have pricing yet, but I gotta wonder how this compares with having the dog neutered (which your local humane society will often do for cheap -- nobody wants more unwanted puppies).
Someone screwed the pooch.
I foresee marketing problems ahead. Can you imagine walking into a store to buy one of these things?
Anon @12 - neutering - though often a great idea - is not always a solution for leg humping. It's a behavioral issue - I've seen bitches go after a convenient leg (no, they didn't manage ejaculation, either *grin*). I'm sure these canines are frustrated, but I'm doubtful that they're 'sexually repressed'. There are very specific signals that let a dog know that it's time. Not to get too old school, but ye olde 'haircut and a job' works wonders - haircut optional in this case.
#14: "Er, the dog's weight? Um, ah, mmmm, he's umm, ahhh about my weight. Yeah, he's one of those St. Bernadines."
People should know that excessive leg humping isn't a problem for most dogs, and gentle redirection can usually discourage the behavior in young dogs before it becomes a habit. Dogs who are humping legs has nothing to do with sex, and everything to do with how much the dog respects you. I've had male dogs my whole life, and the only two who had a humping problem were dogs that had been abused before we adopted them, and were not all right in the head in other ways as well. A normal dog doesn't need a surrogate partner. I agree, this is a solution for a problem humans have, not dogs.
@17
My dog most respect the hell out of me
Finally, I can give my lassie a break and still satisfy my bestiality fetish. I wonder if I can get this in border collie model, though?
Zoophilla Rocks!!!
Sexist. Where's the toy for girl dogs?
I have the disconcerting feeling that most of the purchases won't actually be for use by dogs.
Man, if we would just legalize hump houses, this would all be a moot point.
After looking at the site, I'm highly suspicious.
The images of the doll look like CGI. The images of the white dog humping the doll look photoshopped.
I think this is an artist pulling our legs. (Which is a bit more polite than humping them.)
The picture above looks real, however; was it from another source?
"easy to clean reservoir." How do you train your dog to clean it?
"Easy to clean reservoir", eh?
In these times of economic recession, I bet it won't take long before this toy creates a whole new line of jobs; the dog jizz cum cleaner. Or, as I'm sure it will officially be called: The canine pleasure technician.
He will come by your house a couple of times a week and clean out the DoggieLover for you. For a nominal fee.
I'm sure there are people out there who'll do it.
Don't they make some version of this for "harvesting" swine semen, a dummy for the hog to mount? The bitch version could probably be modified for use with purebred dog semen collection.
MAKERS, there's your next hack!
Cleaning shouldn't be a problem. Just throw it in the dish washer.
Coming soon to a neighborhood near you: More anxious, frustrated, barking bitches.
"Sexist. Where's the toy for girl dogs?"
He made one but then it started humping his leg.
If if it flies floats or f**ks it's cheaper to rent it...
So are they going to be sold on a lease?
"So are they going to be sold on a lease?"
No, on a leash.
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#26 I was thinking a similar thing, this might be cool for semen collection for dogs, they have AV's for horses, which is pretty much the same thing, a condom thing inside that collects the semen after the horse mounts the dummy...put a baggie in there for the dog, collect the semen...perfect for AI *shrugs* unless the breeder prefers manual stimulation?
How about just neutering your damn dog!?! Serious breeders would never need such a device, it's for all those guys who are too macho to fix their dogs! this is a big pet peeve of mine, especially when they bring their un-neutered dogs to the dog park and wind up causing all kinds of trouble...