Professor Solomon's Flying Saucer Travel Tips

"Amateur" Professor Solomon, a "findologist" and author of the fantastic book How To Find Lost Objects, has a new free e-booklet available and it's a hoot. Unless, of course, you take it seriously, in which case it might be incredibly useful. "Flying Saucer Travel Tips: How To Optimize Your Ride In A UFO" is 27 pages, illustrated, and available as a PDF from the delightful Professor's site. Also free: "Can I Smoke Aboard A Flying Saucer? Questions and Answers about UFOs." From Flying Saucer Travel Tips:

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5. The Space People can help you develop your psychic powers. If you're serious about it, and willing to make
the effort, you can learn ESP, clairvoyance, or spoon-bending. Just let them know you're interested. *

6. Ask for a jumpsuit–there's usually a spare one
aboard–and wear it about the ship. You'll feel less like an
outsider. †

* Uri Geller, the noted spoon-bender, tells (inMy Story[Praeger
Publishers, 1975]) of having acquired his powers from extrater-
restrial entities.

† The jumpsuit will be useful, too, back on Earth–so hang
onto it. You can wear it to parties, as a conversation piece. And
it will enhance your stage appearance, should you go on tour as
a spoon-bender.

Flying Saucer Travel Tips