Two-year-old has a pack a day habit


According to Bizarre magazine, this two-year-old from China is said to smoke a pack a day.

His father first gave him fags at the age of 18 months to help cope with pain from a hernia.
Two-year-old has a pack a day habit (Via Dangerous Minds)

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Being on a motorcycle certainly adds something to it.

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Boy, I hope that lighter he's using is childproof.

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Hey, that's really funny Dad. It would also be really funny to see a 2 year old swearing like a sailor, punching other babies in the face, and spitting a lot. It would really be a riot to see a 2 year old who can handle a needle.

Once he's a teenager with the health of a senior citizen... not so much funny anymore.


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#4 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 2:10 PM

Something about that kid is really, really [i]cool[/i]. Probably the jacket.

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Gee, I had a double hernia at 2 and my parents didn't even put a shot of whiskey in my bottle.

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#6 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 2:14 PM

I'm not sure that's a two year old. The "child" has very finely tuned motor skills for a two year old. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that it is actually the Chinese equivalent of Gary Coleman smoking that there cigarette.

-anotherfascist

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Pretty advanced oral motor work for an 18 month, and although I can't be sure, he seems to speak pretty well for a two year old.

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Poor kid, I hear that could stunt his growth.

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#9 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 2:20 PM

Wow smoking really does make you look like a grown up. He needs a beer as well.

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#10 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 2:25 PM

This is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

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#11 posted by xzzy, July 23, 2009 2:26 PM

George Burns would be so proud.

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#12 posted by ian_b, July 23, 2009 2:27 PM

@6 "Poor kid, I hear that could stunt his growth."

He's actually 11.

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But check out the attitude Henri Groulx has going on (the rooster is just icing):

http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/framingcanada/026020-5019-e.html

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This is actually an ad for Etrade.com

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Don't condemn the father, this kid's free range! Kudos to him.

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I had a double hernia at 2 and my parents didn't even put a shot of whiskey in my bottle.

We used to have paregoric, which was alcohol and opium, to rub on teething gums.

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#17 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 2:59 PM

He didn't inhale. All the punks and bikers at daycare are so gonna make fun of him.

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That might be the most disturbingly adorable thing I've ever seen!

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Maybe now Marlboro will finally release their fabled Marlboro Tykes, with a prize hidden at the bottom of every pack.

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#20 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 3:33 PM

somebody get this kid a beer and a shotgun! AMERICA!

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#21 posted by PaulR, July 23, 2009 3:40 PM

I bet the kid dies before his parents do.

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#22 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 3:44 PM

The great thing about kids is that they are always trying to kill themselves. The horrible thing about parents is that they keep stopping the kids from killing themselves - except this Dad, he's f*ckin cool.

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#23 posted by gruben, July 23, 2009 3:48 PM

How come we never hear anything remotely positive about China?

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#24 posted by Takuan, July 23, 2009 3:56 PM

that bothers me too.

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I'm not surprised. Almost everyone smokes in China. People used to give cigarettes, liquor, and fruits as gifts in exchange for favors or just to pay respects.

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holy shit. not one person is doubting the veracity of the claim? yes, the child in the video is attempting to emulate smoking he's witnessed, but there is no actual proof he has a 2 pack a day habit. the source is bizarre magazine, not exactly a bastion of journalistic integrity. I could put any old story with any old video and your brain would fill in the narrative. remember the 'sushi brain worms" photo hoax? or, perhaps 'bonsai kitties" is more your style.

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Karengeer, I repeat, everyone smokes in China. After 3 weeks in China, I literally had a suit-case completely full of cigarette packs from various acquaintances giving them to me when we went out to eat, or just visiting someone's house. The yuppie chinese aren't really into smoking now since it's kind of passe (they do coffee and pot more), but most of the older generation still smoke like chimneys. And yes, they give them to kids. I had my first shot of liquor at 2.

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#28 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 4:15 PM

Hey, if you want to hear something positive about China, head over to The Onion. They've got all kinds of heart-warming news from China.

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#29 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 4:17 PM

Well, I guess this is a leetle better than fillng your kid's bottle with Mountain Dew: http://abcnews.go.com/m/screen?id=6863173&pid=26

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I bet this kid just gave every tobacco executive in the world a raging hardon.

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Sylkworm... I lived in China. Thanks for your passion on the subject, though!

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Awww... That's abohorable.

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#33 posted by darren, July 23, 2009 6:15 PM

Chinese White Trash.

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#34 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 6:37 PM

to be fair, they are slims

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#35 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 6:40 PM

Well, with 1.3 billion people and tens of millions of unpartnerable men, they've got to do something to get their population down faster.

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Karengeier, I grew up in China. Where'd you stay? From the people's accents, they sound like they're from the Yixing province, which was around my father's hometown. And yeah, these are basically the Chinese version of rednecks. Gotta love em! :-)

The problem for American tobacco companies is that tobacco is also a Chinese local crop, and a lot of the Chinese tobacco companies are either directly state-owned or run by people who have deep connections in the local bureaucracy. Very hard market to break into. Most of it is also traditionally grown, harvested, and processed by hand: not very conducive western mechanized farming techniques. Imported cigarettes would also be above the reach of most ordinary Chinese folks.

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I don't get it, the Chinese were all upset about tainted baby formula, but they give toddlers smokes ?

A Superpower? Won't be for long, everyone is going to be dead by the age of 12.

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Recommended by four out of five doctors named Lau.

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#39 posted by Anonymous, July 23, 2009 10:32 PM

Seeing as smoking has been linked to a decreased risk of alzheimers, it would be interesting to see how the chinese fair in that regard.

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#40 posted by Daemon, July 24, 2009 1:43 AM

And the video has been killed for "terms of use violations".

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#41 posted by bobk, July 24, 2009 1:56 AM

Click on the link and you will see the video. Don't click on the video graphic this time.

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#42 posted by Anonymous, July 24, 2009 3:45 AM

You can also see this video of a kid in Indonesia in the 1920's smoking and breastfeeding ... http://hombrelobo.com/peliculas/mother-mao-y-el-horror-del-tabaco/

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#43 posted by PaulR, July 24, 2009 4:28 AM

Anonymous @39: Maybe it's because smokers die before they get develop Alzheimer's disease.

I suspect that jihadist-terrorists are also less likely to develop Alzheimer's disease. And morbidly obese people. And vain rock stars, who think "Die Young, and Leave a Pretty Body" is a sensible tenet. And...

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Come on, I could down a shot of vodka at two years of age.

After that stunt my less enlightened and frankly horrified parents made sure I couldn't reach the table anymore.

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