Dead Gnomes: idiotically grinning ghastly garden gnomes

Out of the Blue's "Dead Gnome" line features garden gnomes with pistols in their mouths, or holding up the dripping heads of decapitated brethren, industriously sawing their own hands off, hanging from a gibbet, grinning glassily at the arrow that's pierced their heads, and so on. It's the wet, happy grins that get me.

Dead Gnome (Thanks, Alice!)

[#1 posted by D3, July 4, 2009 7:40 AM]

Middle-schoolish.

[#2 posted by Darren Garrison, July 4, 2009 7:59 AM]

Middle-Earthish.

[#3 posted by knumb, July 4, 2009 8:06 AM]

reminds me of deadly the gnome
http://www.dry.uk.com/case-studies/deadly

[#4 posted by Takuan, July 4, 2009 8:16 AM]

a brace of door guards for me

[#5 posted by jgonzz, July 4, 2009 8:23 AM]

it would cost you £13 for the figurine and another £60 for shipping to the US. Ouch!

[#6 posted by AirPillo, July 4, 2009 9:37 AM]

Urist has been ecstatic lately. He has taken joy in slaughter recently.

[#7 posted by malex, July 4, 2009 9:43 AM]

I was hoping for something more in the way of Lawn Zombies...

though I do like that the Travelocity banner appears at the top of my page

[#8 posted by pahool, July 4, 2009 10:01 AM]

They look a little Disney-esque.

[#9 posted by Bill Albertson, July 4, 2009 1:02 PM]

I am still holding out for gnomes with laser guns.

[#10 posted by rochrobb, July 4, 2009 1:15 PM]

pahool @8: They look a little Disney-esque.

My thought exactly. They look much more like the dwarves from Disney's Snow White, than the classic garden gnomes.

[#11 posted by Anonymous, July 4, 2009 8:11 PM]

Viral marketing for "Makers?" ;)