Ript: the dude equivalent of a padded bra
Behold, gentlemen! Ript, "the revolutionary torso-enhancing undershirt." The designer of this undergarment is described as "the creative force behind P. Diddy's Sean John clothing line, where she mastered her understanding of what appeals to the most sophisticated and discriminating men." Ah, so we can blame Diddy.
"Ript" is so technologically advanced, it comes with a HOWTO, bitches:
Ript, via Book of Joe.
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