Turn zombie game into Benny Hill game

StevenF has a great lazyweb idea: a simple game-mod would turn the terrifying and brilliant multiplayer zombie combat game Left 4 Dead into Benny Hill, the Game:

1. Start with "Left 4 Dead"
2. Replace all weapons with slapping attacks
3. Replace all zombie models with half naked women, nuns, and policemen
4. Replace writing-on-wall textures with terrible puns and one-liners
5. Replace music with "Yakety Sax"

Result: Benny Hill, The Video Game

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[#1 posted by remmelt, June 24, 2009 1:33 AM]

WANT

[#2 posted by Daemon, June 24, 2009 2:08 AM]

WANT MORE

[#3 posted by Anonymous, June 24, 2009 2:12 AM]

6. Speed up game by factor of 5

[#4 posted by Anonymous, June 24, 2009 2:19 AM]

Just try playing L4D to Yakety Sax in the first place. I lol'd.

[#5 posted by Anonymous, June 24, 2009 2:31 AM]

WANT

[#6 posted by Zergonapal, June 24, 2009 2:36 AM]

No! Its too dangerous! The sheer awesome could implode the interwebs!

[#7 posted by Anonymous, June 24, 2009 3:07 AM]

I wouldn't play Left 4 Dead, but I would be sold in an instant on Benny Hill: The Game.

[#8 posted by Sleeper, June 24, 2009 5:05 AM]

I'm detecting massive quantities of lulz!

[#9 posted by Anonymous, June 24, 2009 5:21 AM]

Note: Yakety Sax makes every first person shooter funnier.

[#10 posted by Agies, June 24, 2009 5:31 AM]

How dare they do this when they should be supporting the Benny Hill Show DVDs like they promised. I have lost faith in Thames Television.

[#11 posted by Anonymous, June 24, 2009 5:43 AM]

@agies

Hi-larious my good sir.

[#12 posted by octopussoup, June 24, 2009 5:45 AM]

PLay as Benny, or the other two regulars. I'd play as that short litle old bald guy all the time.

[#13 posted by hoffmanbike, June 24, 2009 6:26 AM]

i'm currently running the "Macho Man Randy Savage" voice mod and it's hilarious; this mod would be purely amazing. DO WANT!

[#14 posted by Trent Hawkins, June 24, 2009 7:09 AM]

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=cBbnJN5JFyg

OMG it works so well

[#15 posted by Anonymous, June 24, 2009 8:36 AM]

6. Profit!!!

[#16 posted by Anonymous, June 24, 2009 8:45 AM]

Given the way the files are stored, replacing individual music cues in the game is easy. The key is to not replace everything, but just have it punctuate critical moments. Replacing just the "Taaaank.wav" clips works quite well.

[#17 posted by Anonymous, June 24, 2009 12:31 PM]

Now THAT would be frightening.