Tiny Alien Terrorizes Pakistan

That makes sense. The most significant scientific discovery in possibly all of human existance, and some kids stick it in a bottle and poke it until it dies.

Also, it looks like a cheesy doll from the Dollar Store.

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#4 posted by Richard Metzger, June 12, 2009 9:24 AM

I appreciate their CONVICTION and SINCERITY!

Every single one of them is a liar. It's astonishing. And funny. The newsreader doesn't even call bullshit on it.

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#5 posted by Anonymous, June 12, 2009 9:27 AM

The children who put it on hot bricks to burn its skin will likely grow up to be criminals. Early intervention is necessary.

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#6 posted by Anonymous, June 12, 2009 9:31 AM

At first I thought it looked like they put garnish on the plate.

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#7 posted by Takuan, June 12, 2009 9:32 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnrcQFJGi1w

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#8 posted by Herby, June 12, 2009 9:33 AM

They found the Tiny Alien Pilot from Men in Black.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1800023362/photo/537651

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#9 posted by Anonymous, June 12, 2009 10:21 AM

I, for one, welcome our tiny alien overlords.

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#10 posted by Anonymous, June 12, 2009 10:23 AM

It's a plastic toy:
http://forgetomori.com/2009/skepticism/fake-plastic-aliens-attack-in-lahore-pakistan/

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#11 posted by cinemajay, June 12, 2009 10:26 AM

@7, Tak, youtube failage.

" This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions."

/I'm in the US, btw...

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#12 posted by mackenzi, June 12, 2009 10:26 AM

It's little, dark, ugly, & i bet it can't fix anything. No wonder no one wants to eat it.

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#13 posted by cognitive dissonance, June 12, 2009 10:32 AM

i agree, it would only be worse if the children were chronic bed wetters... i believe that would finally stamp their ticket to serial killer town.

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#14 posted by mcn, June 12, 2009 10:35 AM

@9 - I love you.

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#15 posted by Takuan, June 12, 2009 10:36 AM

it was only tangentially funny anyway.

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#16 posted by Takuan, June 12, 2009 10:47 AM

my god! this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x82vbr_futurama-missing-mummy_shortfilms

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#17 posted by Anonymous, June 12, 2009 10:48 AM

This is obviously a fake. Everyone knows aliens only show up in rural America when no one else is around.

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#18 posted by dainel, June 12, 2009 11:01 AM

In Malaysia, they're called "toyol". Not aliens from another planet. But more "weird creatures" along the lines of bigfoot. But really small. A couple of inches tall. Supposedly, they like to suck on the big toes of sleeping people. I don't know why.

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#19 posted by mypalmike, June 12, 2009 11:33 AM

In other news, the son of God appeared in Jerusalem at some point in the distant past.

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#20 posted by Cowicide, June 12, 2009 12:42 PM

I wonder if tiny aliens taste like chicken?

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#21 posted by Horned_one24, June 12, 2009 1:04 PM

It's a street light!

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#22 posted by Anonymous, June 12, 2009 1:12 PM

Even though it's burned up, I think it's a Bratz doll. Appears to have to the same type of body and oversized head.

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#23 posted by Pantograph, June 12, 2009 1:13 PM

Isn't that headline backwards? Clearly the alien was terrorized (and subsequently lynched) by the Pakistanis.

I demand a full investigation and swift intervention by the Zeta Reticuli Rapid Reaction Force. Stamp out specieism and Earth chauvinism now! Grey Power!

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#24 posted by Anonymous, June 12, 2009 1:16 PM

Thanks for that link, I get sick of USA people posting USA only stuff, now I can return the favour.

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#25 posted by devophill, June 12, 2009 1:19 PM

Maybe it's a leprechaun.

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#26 posted by Anonymous, June 12, 2009 2:42 PM

we're not about to be abused and mistreated like this any longer. our tiny voices will be heard, and our ray guns will singe the ankles of any human who threatens our people. you thought cthulhu was terrifying? wait until you experience the wrath of tiny alien underlords!

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#27 posted by Ian70, June 12, 2009 4:34 PM

-Someone- is making money off of this... but I can't yet figure out who it is.

Follow The Money.

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#28 posted by feltmountain, June 13, 2009 6:47 AM

"Terrorizes Pakistan"

Other way around I think.

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#29 posted by Pantograph, June 13, 2009 8:31 AM

Grey pride Galaxy wide.

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