More Nerd Merit Badges

Dave sez, "Just a quick note to say that the Science Scout website has been completely revamped and ready to take in your anecdotes for why you deserve certain badges (Also a bunch of newish badges are now on display, including, The 'I'm a marine biologist but I kind of f***ing hate dolphins' badge). As well, we're talking to nerdmeritbadges about potentially supplying real badges. Maybe the badges with the most comments will get chosen?"
Badges! Badges! Badges! (Thanks, Dave!)


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a wonderful collection. Though I would like to see one that merely has "Steenkin'".
@ Takuan: We don't need it.
Were these real, physical badges (improved by color, I hope), I would have to give so very many. Including the evacuation one. I haven't earned it, but I like it that way.
I don't see it on the list, so I'll attach a picture of the only badge I got in my brief scouting career. Can anyone tell me what it means?
http://pixpipeline.com/d/10c021b3d8c0.jpg
Badges!, Badges!, Badges! - Mushroom Mushroom!
I can tell which of those badges Thomas Dolby needs.
I pass several "Drug Free Zone" signs with a snicker. How about a book in a circle with a red line through it for a "Book Free Zone". I leave it to your imagination where it could be posted.
Does causing one hour photo leak over daycare center count?