Ukelele with mustache diagrams

Posted by Cory Doctorow, June 6, 2009 12:31 AM | permalink

Xylocopa's "The Complete Ukulele Guide to the Moustaches of the World" is a ukelele sporting diagrams showing the world's 25 major mustache groups.

The Ukulele Guide includes not only the standard moustache groups, but also exotic and endangered moustaches like the Shirley Temple and the LARP-stache. Recently cultivated strains of moustache such as the Octopus also feature prominently, and the headstock is graced with an inspiring moustache quote, sure to please any moustache fancier.
You may be asking yourself at this point you have survived without such a practical object, and what you can do to obtain one. If this is the case, please contact us.

The Complete Ukulele Guide to the Moustaches of the World (Thanks, Dan!)

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#1 posted by theundreaming, June 6, 2009 9:15 AM

So what is John Hodgman getting for Christmas?

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#2 posted by Anonymous, June 6, 2009 10:12 AM

This product is a boingboing homing missile.

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#3 posted by JIMWICh, June 6, 2009 10:54 AM

My list of mustache types:

1. Wilford
2. Mushschtache
3. Snidely Whiplash
4. Mustache I'd Like to Feel
5. Philtrum T. Farnsworth
6. Hairlip
7. Teutul Chops
8. Mein Furry
9. Wal-Rus
10. Foo Man Chew
11. Phlegm Kadiddlehopper
12. Booger T. Washington
13. Meth Stash
14. Hairy Pleasin' 'er
15. Nerkin
16. Schnozzy 'n Hairy It
17. The Lipyard
18. The Nose Lock Monster
19. Whiskerin' Wry
20. Swiffer (Baby Come Back)
21. Lipitor
22. The Purty Sanchez
23. Fuzz Duster
24. Whisker Du
25. Ma'am Wow!

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#4 posted by godisafiction, June 6, 2009 11:06 AM

We saw this guy at Maker Faire. He has lots of cool laser cut wood stuff.

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#5 posted by Raines Cohen, June 7, 2009 4:12 AM

@2, I've been waiting for the economic/biz school study at what point in the business cycle the corrupting influence of BoingBoing on product development started to exceed the corrupting influence of V.C.

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#6 posted by TroofSeeker, June 7, 2009 9:08 AM

Moustache: check. Now can I get hairstyle advice from this harpsichord?
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!
Mohawk.
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRONG!
Dreadlocks.
DRRRRRRRRRRRRRANG!
Flat top.
DRRRRRRRRRRRRROING!
Mullet.
Mullet?! I give up.