Jabba the fursuit

I'm not sure what's so "supreme" about the Jabba the Hutt Supreme Edition Costume, but man, you would certainly play some pretty weird "naughty Hutt and stern bounty hunter" scenes with it.

Jabba the Hutt Supreme Edition Costume (via Wonderland)


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Brings new meaning to the phrase, "He's carrying a thermal detonator!"

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Thank you for that exceedingly bizarre mental image. Unicorn chaser, please?

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Let's drag this guy across Lake Champlain.
That'll get 'em twittering!

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#4 posted by Anonymous, June 5, 2009 1:42 AM

just picturing him plunging into the sarlac pit

shout out to the brick lane posse

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Or you could skip the "Jabba" part and use this as part of a cock transformation scene.

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I know that "furries" represent a small percentage of the fetish market already, but I think this may target, like maybe 1 person.

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Wait, there's nothing "furry" about a giant slug.

That said, I can definitely see Star Wars geeks fetishizing this, especially when combined with the slave-girl costume Princess Leia wore for Jabba.

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#9 posted by Anonymous, June 5, 2009 6:55 AM

Zerg?

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Looks like room for two inside there.

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#11 posted by Jaycatt, June 5, 2009 8:16 AM

Not all furries are furry fetishist.

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#12 posted by Lobster, June 5, 2009 8:18 AM

Oh god... Why'd you have to call it a fursuit? Why couldn't you just leave it at "costume?"

*sobs quietly*

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This would be marketable if it was a sleeping bag.

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#14 posted by DanC, June 5, 2009 8:40 AM

I am outraged. Everyone knows the Hutt would be the stern one.

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It's a shame that the suit seems to be based on that cheesy CGI Jabba instead of the original puppet version.

Forcing the galaxy's most rotund gangster into human-sized proportions just so you can use some previously discarded footage of Harrison Ford? LAME.

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#17 posted by jimh, June 5, 2009 9:57 AM

Needs a big latex tongue.

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YIFF IN HELL

Um. Shouldn't that be yiff on Tatooine? I guess there's not much difference.

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#19 posted by Tdawwg, June 5, 2009 10:24 AM

@ Danc, unless you're talking about Zero (Ziro?) the Hutt, who'd be more of a "hateful gay stereotype-cum-Truman Capote parody one."

Indeed, though, they got the S/m Hutt/bounty hunter dynamic wrong....

Maybe also a latex sleep-sac/vacuum bag for those hottt Han-Solo-encased-in-carbonite scenes? Yum!

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That is the best Snuggie ever!

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"Does this make my butt look big?"
"Noooo, it's fine. Can we go now?"

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Wrong terminology; this is a cosplay costume, not a fursuit.

I do find it interesting that just one mention of the word "fursuit" in conjunction with this costume totally changed the way the discussion would have gone.

With "fursuit" in the title, we get "YIFF IN HELL" and a sex-dominated discussion.

Without it, I'm fairly certain the discussion would have concentrated on how bad this costume looks, and how much better/crappier/whatever other Star Wars costumes are in comparison. Possibly with some "Han shot first" jokes thrown in.

Obligatory on-topic XKCD link: http://xkcd.com/471/

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#23 posted by Anonymous, June 5, 2009 12:33 PM

Looks like a great way to bathe in your own farts.

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#24 posted by JJR1971, June 5, 2009 2:05 PM

Jabba fatsuit, not fursuit. Sort of like those fake sumo-wrestler things.

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Unfortunately with this costume you lose two of Jabba's best features, namely his adorable fat lil' hands.

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#26 posted by Ian70, June 5, 2009 3:52 PM

@22 The fact that a sign slogan from one sad little rain-soaked protest is even known to the world shows the awesome power of The Interwires.

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