Good scam, 1) put up a silly website capitalizing on a current crazy, just simple text with one amazon associate link that will pay commission on anything someone buys from amazon during that session... 2) get it picked up by boing boing, other outlets... 3) PROFIT!
"Did you know there is a scientific method for washing your hands?
According to the CDC, hand washing is the “most important means of preventing the spread of infection.” Here’s how to wash them well and perhaps avoid a cold or the flu. As we mentioned before, wash our hands for 20 seconds or the time is takes to sing `Happy Birthday’ twice.
Instructions:
• Step 1: Turn on the sink and get your hands wet with warm water. • Step 2: Use plenty of soap and rub hands together vigorously for at least 10 seconds. • Step 3: Wash palms, backs of hands, wrists, fingers and under fingernails. • Step 4: Rinse hands thoroughly with warm water. • Step 5: Dry hands with a clean towel or paper towel. • Step 6: Turn off the sink with the towel - this prevents reinfection of your hands."
Can I get a second opinion?
But... but... but...
Kudos
not to play one-upsmanship or anything, but...
http://doihaveswineflu.org/
And don't forget your LHC-monitoring resources:
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
http://hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
and as long as we're doing this, my all-time favorite:
http://isbarackobamamuslin.com/
http://www.isthiswebsitepointless.com
http://www.sadtrombone.com
also: http://www.isitchristmas.com
Good scam, 1) put up a silly website capitalizing on a current crazy, just simple text with one amazon associate link that will pay commission on anything someone buys from amazon during that session... 2) get it picked up by boing boing, other outlets... 3) PROFIT!
These sites really need RSS feeds so I can keep up with this sort of information :)
That site is silly. It just gives everyone the same answer. For a real scientific analysis, you need to use mine:
http://1889.ca/doihaveswineflu
What's astounding -- is the amount of code+css behind those tiny little sites ....
The real question: http://hasmadagascarcloseditsport.com/
Is it any surprise that people buying the Pandemic Swine Flu First Aid and Safety Kit on Amazon are the same right wing nuts who are scared of Obama?
Check out "customers also bought" at the bottom
http://www.amazon.com/Pandemic-Swine-Flu-First-Safety/dp/B000FUMO68/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1241127197&sr=1-4
or, screen grab hosted here:
http://slackerdiy.com/images/amazon-swine-flu.jpg
I'm going to Madagascar.
(for those of you who never played Pandemic 2, you won't get it.)
http://www.endoftheinternet.com
#14: They need all that code to run the soul-stealing part.
Shouldn't it be
http://www.doihaveswineflu.com/
I've never heard it referred to as "Pig Flu" before...
endofworld.net
#16 - The first customer review is awesome.
"100% success rate."
Haha, yeah guys, high five! Stupid WHO, what do they know?!
Sure the media likes scaremongering, but pandemics are -pardon the pun- nothing to sneeze at.
Laurie Garrett on lessons from the 1918 flu.
Larry Brilliant wants to stop pandemics. (goto 13:00)
For the moment however everybody can keep coughing and sneezing and spreading their germs: http://www.google.org/flutrends/
From InSTEDD Influenza Manual v1-5:
"Did you know there is a scientific method for washing your hands?
According to the CDC, hand washing is the “most important means of preventing the spread of infection.” Here’s how to wash them well and perhaps avoid a cold or the flu. As we mentioned before, wash our hands for 20 seconds or the time is takes to sing `Happy Birthday’ twice.
Instructions:
• Step 1: Turn on the sink and get your hands wet with warm water.
• Step 2: Use plenty of soap and rub hands together vigorously for at least 10 seconds.
• Step 3: Wash palms, backs of hands, wrists, fingers and under fingernails.
• Step 4: Rinse hands thoroughly with warm water.
• Step 5: Dry hands with a clean towel or paper towel.
• Step 6: Turn off the sink with the towel - this prevents reinfection of your hands."
Or for the lazy or if running water and soap is not available, apply Antibacterial Hand Gel.
That Amazon link (from the site) is woefully out of date.
Probably still too dead from that pandemic to update the page.
It's all a bunch of hype until your former middle-school (1/2 mile away, tops) closes because a student has a confirmed case... Yay, Texas!
Have you guys heard the term "Hogthrax" yet?
That's what my friends and i have been calling it.
@ #24,
That's just great, I successfully avoided swine flu, but have contracted a double dose of copyright infringement.
Warning: /b/tards are printing out fake swine flu flyers: http://insurg.in/index.php/Operation_Baa_Ram_Ewe
More pressing, what about Abe Vigoda?
http://www.abevigoda.com/
It's a snoutbreak!
@25:
Antibacterial hand gel is for bacteria, not viruses.
I find myself visiting this site several times a day to make sure I haven't contracted snoutbreak.
There's no way long-term use of those hand gels isn't damaging your skin, or worse.
Sneeze in your elbow, incidentally.