Ward off pig-death with soaps shaped like baby-hands

Now that the Coughing Pig Death has finally legitimized your compulsive handwashing tendencies, there's no better time to revisit Etsy seller Foliage's line of hand-soaps shaped like tiny disembodied baby-hands: "You will get at least 10 hands (at least/about 100 grams of soap). This soap is made from goat's milk and vegetable glycerin with a light scent. Your hands come packaged in a pretty bag...all ready for gifting to a friend with dirty paws!"

handsoap set (via Bioephemerma)

[#1 posted by Mr_Orion, April 29, 2009 11:03 PM]

100% Mexican Made

[#2 posted by Anonymous, April 29, 2009 11:27 PM]

This could use a unicorn chaser. The sight of all those disembodied baby hands sends a chill down my spine.

[#3 posted by Rtarara, April 29, 2009 11:44 PM]

Whoops...forgot to logon. This may be a double post.

I prefer peanut butter and jelly:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24383293&ref=cat1_gallery_9

[#4 posted by Anonymous, April 30, 2009 12:09 AM]

Yup. That's definitely creepy.

[#5 posted by han, April 30, 2009 12:12 AM]

I wonder if they could make those out of baby fat?

[#6 posted by apoxia, April 30, 2009 2:03 AM]

There are many truly beautiful soaps on Etsy: http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=handmade&search_query=soap

[#7 posted by Tom Heydt-Benjamin, April 30, 2009 2:23 AM]

If the soap doesn't have Cipro in it I'm not interested.

[#8 posted by Anonymous, April 30, 2009 3:35 AM]

Hurk. That's disturbed.

[#9 posted by daviellazurevieira, April 30, 2009 3:46 AM]

I just can't even imagine what the soap would look like after a couple of days or weeks. Oh, it's missing one finger. Oh, it's missing another finger. Oh, see, this baby has a serious handicap, man. You should definitely consider plastic surgery for that kid. Otherwise he won't go through high school, believe me.

[#10 posted by minamisan, April 30, 2009 4:57 AM]

because nothing says 'trustworthy' to your new date like a dish full of doll hands in your bathroom.

of course, you can always say 'baby, it's just novelty soap' while he/she is running screaming down your street.

[#11 posted by Anonymous, April 30, 2009 10:03 AM]

"Pig Death" is much catchier than "h1n1", but I much prefer the term "Bacon Lung".

[#12 posted by ariadneallan, April 30, 2009 10:18 AM]

Suitably creepy - very entertaining. What if they used molds of real child hands instead of doll hands? Even creepier!

[#13 posted by Anonymous, April 30, 2009 4:50 PM]

My former roommate brought home these creepsters about a month ago. The reactions ranged from "Awesome" to "Umm...I'm disturbed." We decided to up the icky factor by having a weirdly sexual disembodied-doll-hands-photo-shoot: http://www.flickr.com/photos/landogoshen/sets/72157612446093253/