Oil-painted nudes on skateboard decks


Etsy seller Alexxxcastaneda makes skateboard decks with nudes painted in oil on them. Lovely work.

Oil Painted Skateboards (Thanks, Francesco!)


Discussion

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Speaking of painted nudes, do people realize that Google is branding totally unobjectionable art-history blogs that feature nudes with "content warnings"? Read about it here:

http://www.mardecortesbaja.com/blog/_archives/2009/3/23/4129249.html

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We didn't need skateboards in our day! We used a little something called heroin.

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Nice art, but I'm a little disappointed to find out that these boards aren't being used by actual skaters, as far as I can tell.

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I think the "after" image, once the board has been grinding and sliding around a city for a year or so, would be pretty cool too.

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HALLOWEEN JACK - they cost $400 and use actual oil paint - as far as I know they're not protected or sealed with anything. They're decorative.

But yeah, still a shame.

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I'd feel kinda weird about planting my feet on that--well, any painting, really, but especially a nude--a little too "Moloko Vellocet" for me.

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Guy must like fat bottomed girls. I hear they make the rockin' world go 'round.

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"The female nude in fine-art history is about the only thing our culture has left to set against the iconographic degradation of women in most modern popular entertainment."

Bit naive? I find it difficult to believe that most, or even half, the female nudes in history were done out of genuine concern for gender equality.

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I dunno about this sort of thing.

It seems to have missed the whole point of skateboard art.

The painting is grand and fine and all that , but it seems to have missed a fundamental aspect of Skate art.

the skating...

apropos of nuthin.

Always wanted a 5mm skin of nylon bonded to my decks for a friction free slide.

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I doubt if ANY female nudes in art history were done out of a concern for gender equality. My point was simply that they weren't for the most part done to degrade women.

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Gosh but I'd love to meet the model!

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When I first read this blog entry title, I thought the "on skateboard decks" meant the nudes were *riding* skateboards.

Disappointed.

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#13 posted by eti , March 23, 2009 12:56 PM

Next he should do ukuleles.

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Those are pretty cheap for original oils of that quality

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They make clear grip tape for covering your skateboard.
That big blubbery cellulitic butt creeps me out.

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#16 posted by Anonymous , March 23, 2009 5:44 PM

#15 watches too much airbrushed perfect porn. That's called what a normal ass looks like, dear.

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(Anony- my wife's a big girl. I know. Ask yourself tho- would you hang up a skateboard with a painting of a naked, fat bald guy?)

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