Oil-painted nudes on skateboard decks

Etsy seller Alexxxcastaneda makes skateboard decks with nudes painted in oil on them. Lovely work.
Oil Painted Skateboards (Thanks, Francesco!)

Oil Painted Skateboards (Thanks, Francesco!)
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Speaking of painted nudes, do people realize that Google is branding totally unobjectionable art-history blogs that feature nudes with "content warnings"? Read about it here:
http://www.mardecortesbaja.com/blog/_archives/2009/3/23/4129249.html
We didn't need skateboards in our day! We used a little something called heroin.
Nice art, but I'm a little disappointed to find out that these boards aren't being used by actual skaters, as far as I can tell.
I think the "after" image, once the board has been grinding and sliding around a city for a year or so, would be pretty cool too.
HALLOWEEN JACK - they cost $400 and use actual oil paint - as far as I know they're not protected or sealed with anything. They're decorative.
But yeah, still a shame.
I'd feel kinda weird about planting my feet on that--well, any painting, really, but especially a nude--a little too "Moloko Vellocet" for me.
Guy must like fat bottomed girls. I hear they make the rockin' world go 'round.
"The female nude in fine-art history is about the only thing our culture has left to set against the iconographic degradation of women in most modern popular entertainment."
Bit naive? I find it difficult to believe that most, or even half, the female nudes in history were done out of genuine concern for gender equality.
I dunno about this sort of thing.
It seems to have missed the whole point of skateboard art.
The painting is grand and fine and all that , but it seems to have missed a fundamental aspect of Skate art.
the skating...
apropos of nuthin.
Always wanted a 5mm skin of nylon bonded to my decks for a friction free slide.
I doubt if ANY female nudes in art history were done out of a concern for gender equality. My point was simply that they weren't for the most part done to degrade women.
Gosh but I'd love to meet the model!
When I first read this blog entry title, I thought the "on skateboard decks" meant the nudes were *riding* skateboards.
Disappointed.
Next he should do ukuleles.
Those are pretty cheap for original oils of that quality
They make clear grip tape for covering your skateboard.
That big blubbery cellulitic butt creeps me out.
#15 watches too much airbrushed perfect porn. That's called what a normal ass looks like, dear.
(Anony- my wife's a big girl. I know. Ask yourself tho- would you hang up a skateboard with a painting of a naked, fat bald guy?)