Ultimate musical limited edition!

Drummer Josh Freese is offering the ultimate premium for the release of his new solo album:

-Signed CD/DVD and digital download -T-shirt -Go on tour with Josh for a few days. -Have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story. -Take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.) -Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while. -Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.... -If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm) -Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here) -If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks. -Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin's place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagna.

$75,000 (limited edition of 1) (via Kottke)

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#1 posted by Wbb882 , February 25, 2009 2:27 PM

WANT.

#2 posted by echonomist , February 25, 2009 2:39 PM

Pretty cool. Smart money says Josh's friends buy the expensive items but I'd love to shroom with homeboy.

Unfortunately, I spent the money I'd been saving up for this on Cheetos...

#3 posted by marissangel , February 25, 2009 2:58 PM

OMG, what a bargain! Can I pay him off in monthly installments for the next 75 years? Seriously, I'm good for it.

#4 posted by Anonymous , February 25, 2009 3:07 PM

@echonomist

I think you are way off with the smart money. He has been a part of or toured with so many legendary bands that I'm sure there will be a lot of people will be clamoring for the chance to shell out the money.

A Perfect Circle, Tool, Guns N' Roses, Nine Inch Nails, Bad Religion, Sting

Those bands have the kind of fans that would be into this.

#5 posted by nairanvac , February 25, 2009 3:40 PM

Dude, if I had the money, I'd pay the $75,000 in a second to do shrooms and ride in Danny Carey's Lambo, especially if Danny was coming. Then again, the biographical EP would be pretty awesome, too.

#6 posted by Boeotian , February 25, 2009 4:00 PM

Josh Freese is great

I'd like the shrooms and ride, although the trapeze and lasagna sound awesome, too. Not to mention having him in a band, but I quit that a long time ago...

#7 posted by Simon Cameron , February 25, 2009 8:57 PM

"A Perfect Circle, Tool, Guns N' Roses, Nine Inch Nails, Bad Religion, Sting"

Not to mention Devo.

#8 posted by MikeDobbins , February 26, 2009 6:39 AM

Why is he limiting it to one? If I were him, and for some crazy reason 14 people wanted to buy the limited edition, I'd be willing to do all that stuff 14 times and make a cool million.

#9 posted by Hellosluggo , February 26, 2009 6:53 AM

I'm interested in the $2500 package, and would definitely pick a member of DEVO... But what if I want Alan Myers? What happens then? Can I trade the Wax Museum/Spearmint Rhino experience back and have Josh and Alan jello wrestle to see whose drumming reigns supreme?