Barack Obama is Tired of Your Mthrfckng Sht (NSFW) - Boing Boing

Barack Obama is Tired of Your Mthrfckng Sht (NSFW)

Posted by Xeni Jardin, February 6, 2009 7:10 PM | permalink

Link, and Link. These snips of the president speaking in pottymouth are from his audiobook. They're excerpts where he's reading for a friend he knew, as I understand it. But taken out of context, they are pure awesome. Below, the first known techno remix spotted in the wild. (Thanks, Clayton Cubitt and Wayne de Geere!)

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#1 posted by grimc , February 6, 2009 7:15 PM

Embeddy no worky, but going to it on YouTube does.

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#2 posted by minTphresh , February 6, 2009 7:36 PM

thy are sorry, but video is no longer available.

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#3 posted by Anonymous , February 6, 2009 7:39 PM

Awesome. You ain't my bitch nigga is my new ring tone.

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#4 posted by spazzm , February 6, 2009 7:47 PM

...the first known techno remix spotted in the wild.

Awesome. This is why I still read BoingBoing.

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#5 posted by noneofyourbusiness , February 6, 2009 7:48 PM

While the audio clips were very amusing, the Christian Bale dance mix was waaaaay better than the techno mix offered here.

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#6 posted by Anonymous , February 6, 2009 8:25 PM

That is probably the best use of the internet that I have ever seen.

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#7 posted by Takuan , February 6, 2009 8:58 PM

I techno undulate ,undundund ulate u late un dulate....

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#8 posted by Takuan , February 6, 2009 9:00 PM

may I suggest that Mr.Obama use only these phrases when addressing the Senate?

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#9 posted by EH , February 6, 2009 9:04 PM

the "way to complicated for me" line is awesomely ironic in a tech-house song.

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#10 posted by Tony Moore , February 6, 2009 9:08 PM

these are fantastic. That's my kind of president.

-T

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#11 posted by iveexa , February 6, 2009 9:10 PM

Spotted in the wild? That's pretty funny.

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#12 posted by arkizzle , February 6, 2009 9:22 PM

Tak@7, the image of your various gargantuan segments heaving and rolling, semi-rhythmically, to a repetitive beat, fanned slowly on all sides by oscillating tendril-clusters and flanked by myriad syncopated tentacle-arrays, is making my puny human brain feel woozy.

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#13 posted by Takuan , February 6, 2009 9:25 PM

here, take another one of these. (ch ch cb ch ch ch)

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#14 posted by Tenn , February 6, 2009 9:36 PM

:D

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#15 posted by arkizzle , February 6, 2009 9:39 PM

Brayne iz borked.

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#16 posted by markmarkmark , February 6, 2009 9:45 PM

And, for one, brief, brilliant shining moment I wish I was American.

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#17 posted by W. James Au

, February 6, 2009 9:51 PM

SOMEONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A FLASH ANIMATION VIDEO OF OBAMA TELLING RUSH LIMBAUGH TO GET HIS OWN MOTHERFUCKING FRIES!

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#18 posted by noen , February 6, 2009 9:53 PM

MP3's here

Do-It-Yourself Obama Pushback Kit

Gavin at Sadly, No! says he came up with this on his own not knowing ThePhoenix.com had done something similar.

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#19 posted by moniker42

, February 6, 2009 10:10 PM

I wish he would stop being so damn likable.

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#20 posted by noen , February 6, 2009 10:15 PM

This shit's gettin' way too complicated for me.

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#21 posted by Brainspore , February 6, 2009 10:18 PM

I heard that Will Smith was interested in playing Obama in a movie version of the President's life, but now I'm kinda liking the idea of Samuel L. Jackson instead.

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#22 posted by ab5tract , February 6, 2009 10:46 PM

Is it even Christian for anyone of us to be up this fucked up at such an hour as to see I mean who are you people disobeying the Laws of Creation by taking "free time" before SUNDAY and watching this FILTH of CONTROVERSY. OMGWTFHTPSTMP ! BIDKCCKMHA!

Words are weakminds waiting for validation, mostly.

Fuckin "A", B, can we at least legalize cannabis if you are going to be such a rock star?

/me is more than happy to be here. As long as the truth keeps echoing. Don't choke humans like past presidents, try to scale back misperceptions, engage psychonautics with the proper prescience the end of the Mayan calender entails, legalize the greenest plant on the planet and fund hiphop and be intergalactic, all at the same time as being unflappably pantsless. Naked because truth is relentless. XP++ --detrimentus

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#23 posted by yurei , February 6, 2009 10:57 PM

This just outright made my day!

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#24 posted by Takuan , February 6, 2009 11:02 PM

I suppose it's a state secret now, but you think Obama reads BB? It's possible, I mean at least he CAN read. Not like ShoeBoy. Who stands over his shoulder and whacks him if he stops working on official crap? Do they log his keystrokes and dock his pay?

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#25 posted by mdh , February 6, 2009 11:09 PM

I'll have one of what ab5tract had.

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#26 posted by Takuan , February 6, 2009 11:19 PM

I've already had two.

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#27 posted by eustace , February 6, 2009 11:31 PM

ya gotta keep up the pace, man.

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#28 posted by ab5tract , February 7, 2009 12:57 AM

I admit, it is damn good stuff but unfortunately in the current socioeconomic climate I will have to tell you to buy your pwn.

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#29 posted by Lauren O

, February 7, 2009 1:51 AM

"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you" is the new "Yes, we can."

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#30 posted by nanuq , February 7, 2009 6:40 AM

When Barack's mother threatens to wash her son's mouth out with soap, will the Secret Service step in?

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#31 posted by daemonsquire , February 7, 2009 7:48 AM

Did all this stuff just hit the airwaves yesterday, or something? I got an email yesterday morning from a friend with a link to a puppet show, using a lot of the same lines from above in the script. I was wondering how they got the cussing puppets to sound so much like Barack. Question answered!

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#32 posted by ab5tract , February 7, 2009 9:11 AM

@29 speaking it true! Yes We CAN! is now officially code for cursing out ignorant motherfuckers.

Also, I was just kidding you all, y'all can have as many as y'all want. I love to share!

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#33 posted by jccalhoun

, February 7, 2009 9:12 AM

So how long until these lines are totally take out of context and passed around as "proof" that our president is an evil racists or something?

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#34 posted by Dan Freeman

, February 7, 2009 9:39 AM

@33 JCCALHOUN: "So how long until these lines are totally take out of context and passed around as "proof" that our president is an evil racists or something?"

Here you go: http://obamasoundoff.com/

I'm just waiting for the hip-hop remix, a la The Legendary K.O.'s sampling of Kanye West's "George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People" over "Gold Digger": http://www.hiphopgalaxy.com/The-Legendary-K-O-George-Bush-Don-hip-hop-2645.html

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#35 posted by mdh , February 7, 2009 9:43 AM

@ ab5tact / lauren o

Can he say that word out loud and get away with it?

Yes, He Can.

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#36 posted by Rodney

, February 7, 2009 9:44 AM

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#37 posted by mdh , February 7, 2009 9:47 AM

Right back atcha rodney, right back at you.

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#38 posted by Fe Boogie , February 7, 2009 12:28 PM

I was listening to this audiobook during a long drive this past Monday, and laughed out loud when I got to this part of the book.

Depending on how popular this gets, I'm curious to see how big a deal it becomes on the cable news networks... I'm sure it'll be blown completely out of proportion.

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#39 posted by Alpinwolf , February 7, 2009 1:46 PM

Okay-okay, pop quiz everybody!

In a pile of randomly selected wallets, how do you know which one belongs to our President?

Anyone? Ooh, I see a hand.. Is that BRAINSPORE @ #21? Yes, go ahead...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH56xkdUwmM

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#40 posted by ridl

, February 7, 2009 2:33 PM

Is this real life?

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#41 posted by mdh , February 7, 2009 2:52 PM

@21 brainspore

The fresh prince?

Urquel.

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#42 posted by arkizzle , February 7, 2009 3:26 PM

"Urquel"

Is that the posh version of Urkel?

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#43 posted by mdh , February 7, 2009 3:38 PM

indeed.

maybe Urquel = Urkel + Arugula.

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#44 posted by MarkM , February 7, 2009 5:48 PM

I think Barack should have declined to record these portions. Yeah, they make great internet memes, but some things should be left to the imagination.

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#45 posted by ridl

, February 7, 2009 8:19 PM

That's an odd idea, MarkM. Do you suggest a few minutes of silence for that portion of the audio book? Bleeps? Or have a Wayans Brother come in for that portion?

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#46 posted by Takuan , February 7, 2009 8:24 PM

heh! get the ShoeBoy to do it!

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#47 posted by eustace , February 7, 2009 10:10 PM

Urquel = Urkel + sequel
therefore - The Second Coming of Urkel...
(certainly one of the signs of the End Times)

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#48 posted by Anonymous , February 8, 2009 2:32 PM

I found another Obama sampling electronic song on on Myspace called "Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle".

www.myspace.com/matthewbriangray7

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#49 posted by Brainspore , February 8, 2009 3:57 PM

@ MarkM #44:

The idea that there are words that should not be spoken aloud in any context, even to quote another person, strikes me as pretty darn silly.

(Long live George Carlin!)

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#50 posted by jackdavinci , February 11, 2009 12:55 PM

Wow now you're disemvoweling your own titles lol

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