If we were in charge of America's finances...


Today's XKCD hits it out of the park with an alternate currency that we can all get behind. Click through to the original for the bonus guffaw in the tool-tip.

Alternate Currency


Discussion

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This is number 512, 511 is even more appropriate for BB.

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IM RICH! IM RICH! I CAN BUY ANYTHING! FRIENDS! GOVERNMENTS! GM! FORD! CHRYSLER! YAY!

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How much are funny animated .GIFs worth? Because I have much more of those than I probably should (until now).

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4chan folder:
9.44gb
42,973 files

I would like to use my /guro/ folder to purchase the small island nation of Australia.

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And yet, the dollar right now is almost as strong as it was 4 years ago. Well, compared to the Euro and Canadian Dollar. The Yen is still holding strong.

Everyone has been mocking the US dollar so long, I think the news about it gaining upwards of 30% more value in the last month was missed.

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One must, of course, deduct value for every time they have forwarded any of the funny pictures found.

Note to the Federal Bureau of Funny Business: I have an aunt who is rabid in her forwarding. She could use a comedy bailout. I might suggest a thorough inventory of her hard drive so that her equally prodigious cutesy/smarmy image count doesn't factor in to your aid package.

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How about funny stories? Since one picture is worth a thousand words, each thousand-word funny story should be equivalent to one picture. Limericks and puns should be graded on a separate scale. The Nobel committe can email me for more information on my prize-winning economic thinking.

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CAN HAZ icanhascheezburger.com AS FEDRAL RESARVS?

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NO, EDUARDO. NOT YOURS.

(A sentiment that, had it been more widely held to, may have let us avoid much of the present debacle.)

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Funny pics? Damn. If only it were pr0n...

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Tht's rlly lm crtn.

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(Drabula's speculating on a snark bubble in 2010)

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I think we're in a comedic recession.

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Be forewarned, having XKCD pictures will actually DEVALUE your total net worth.

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#15 posted by Anonymous, December 3, 2008 9:11 AM

This one's definitely going on my hard drive!

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#6 - Econometrics Think Tanks everywhere will now want to do case studies of your aunt's sent folder. It will be valuable data in updating the now outdated models for currency velocity.

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Wow, looks like all the XKCD fans are going to be flat broke (along with the 4chan kiddies)

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