Atheism Song -- Adam Sandler's Hannukah Song, but for nonbelievers

By at 10:18 pm Tuesday, Dec 2


I really like this young man's parody of Adam Sandler's Hannukah Song, reworked for lonely atheists in the holiday season:
So when you feel like the only kid in town, without a God-like idol,
Here’s a list of famous atheists, so you don’t feel sui-cidal:

Ben Franklin and Thomas Edison, the Fathers of Invention,
Also Sigmund Freud, who discovered anal retention

The Piano Man, Billy Joel, refused to join a sect
Now we know why Rodney Dangerfield, never got any respect

Angelina Jolie, astronomer Carl Sagan
Put them together– not a bad-looking pagan [Sagan was really agnostic]

You don’t need a bar- mitzvah, or even baptizm
Cause you can get blessed – by Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens

Forget Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song, Here's the Atheism Song (Thanks, Don!)

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