Unicorn Chaser

There were a lot of sad posts today on the blog related to 30 years since Jonestown this week, so as is the tradition, and as our commenters have requested: unicorn chaser. (thanks, Takuan)

There were a lot of sad posts today on the blog related to 30 years since Jonestown this week, so as is the tradition, and as our commenters have requested: unicorn chaser. (thanks, Takuan)
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awww unicorn has teh kittez
THANK YOU Xeni. just the idea of that death tape has been freaking me out all evening. i hope that unicorn doesn't have any koolaid (NOOO)
So, if Long Horses are real, are there Long Unicorns?
an teh butterflzz
Hate to say it but I don't find this any less unsettling than Jonestown.
Creepiness index:
+5 for interspecies nursing
+8 for crusty-looking horn
+20 for tail that is subliminally trying to be a bridal gown
+1 for butterfly threesome
-10,000 for total lack of infanticide mp3's
Thank you Xeni!
I thought the unicorn was nursing the kittens at first too - but look closer - there is a mama cat!
@HPHovercraft Truth.
Reminds me of a mid-80s fantasy book cover.
Ah, the soothing vision of Sue Dawes.....
I openly admit to having this very print on my wall as a teenager before I discovered anime wallscrolls.
Are those cats...nursing? This unicorn chaser needs a unicorn chaser.
Thanks Xeni! I'm a bit slow and never understood what a unicorn chaser was. I thought it was someone who chased unicorns, in an internetty way. After all the Jim Jones posts I now realize what a unicorn chaser is and why it's needed sometimes. Though I still prefer beer.
Ian Holmes @6: Creepiness index:
+5 for interspecies nursing
As AGF said, "look closer - there is a mama cat!"
Also, do you drink cow's milk by any chance? ;)
I liked it better when I didn't know there was a mama cat in the picture. I do still like that it appears the unicorn (Unicorn?) is drooling.
Chaser Trifecta! - Unicorns, kittens, AND butterflies.
Perfect for washing down kool-aid.
A little unicorn milk in my coffee this morning would be just the thing, I think.
Thanks Xeni.
After the flesh-eating bacteria and Jim Jones, and the tasty-looking pygmy tarsiers taunting me, I really needed some sort of chaser.
(and that it has kitties makes it even better)
-abs does occasionally like the odd unicorn chaser, especially after Jim Jones, though normally he's made of tougher stuff
"I don't know unicorns, but I know what I like."
Jackiel33t @12: yes but not direct from the teat
Um. What's that carton in your refrigerator?
lmao... I had that picture hanging on my bedroom wall as a kid. I think I bought it at a book fair or something.
@eh, I don't think that's drool, but rather a weird unicorn mini-beard.
Yay! Great to see it return. Thank you so much.
What would a unicat sound like "meo-eigh?"
@trickpony, no, UniCat sounds like a million happy babies laughing with tinkling crystal chimes on the wind.