Unicorn Chaser


There were a lot of sad posts today on the blog related to 30 years since Jonestown this week, so as is the tradition, and as our commenters have requested: unicorn chaser. (thanks, Takuan)


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awww unicorn has teh kittez

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THANK YOU Xeni. just the idea of that death tape has been freaking me out all evening. i hope that unicorn doesn't have any koolaid (NOOO)

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So, if Long Horses are real, are there Long Unicorns?

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an teh butterflzz

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Hate to say it but I don't find this any less unsettling than Jonestown.

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Creepiness index:

+5 for interspecies nursing

+8 for crusty-looking horn

+20 for tail that is subliminally trying to be a bridal gown

+1 for butterfly threesome

-10,000 for total lack of infanticide mp3's

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Thank you Xeni!
I thought the unicorn was nursing the kittens at first too - but look closer - there is a mama cat!

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@HPHovercraft Truth.

Reminds me of a mid-80s fantasy book cover.

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#9 posted by Anonymous , November 20, 2008 12:27 AM

Ah, the soothing vision of Sue Dawes.....

I openly admit to having this very print on my wall as a teenager before I discovered anime wallscrolls.

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Are those cats...nursing? This unicorn chaser needs a unicorn chaser.

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Thanks Xeni! I'm a bit slow and never understood what a unicorn chaser was. I thought it was someone who chased unicorns, in an internetty way. After all the Jim Jones posts I now realize what a unicorn chaser is and why it's needed sometimes. Though I still prefer beer.

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Ian Holmes @6: Creepiness index:

+5 for interspecies nursing

As AGF said, "look closer - there is a mama cat!"

Also, do you drink cow's milk by any chance? ;)

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#13 posted by EH , November 20, 2008 6:37 AM

I liked it better when I didn't know there was a mama cat in the picture. I do still like that it appears the unicorn (Unicorn?) is drooling.

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#14 posted by mdh , November 20, 2008 6:52 AM

Chaser Trifecta! - Unicorns, kittens, AND butterflies.

Perfect for washing down kool-aid.

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A little unicorn milk in my coffee this morning would be just the thing, I think.

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Thanks Xeni.

After the flesh-eating bacteria and Jim Jones, and the tasty-looking pygmy tarsiers taunting me, I really needed some sort of chaser.

(and that it has kitties makes it even better)

-abs does occasionally like the odd unicorn chaser, especially after Jim Jones, though normally he's made of tougher stuff

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"I don't know unicorns, but I know what I like."

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Jackiel33t @12: yes but not direct from the teat

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Um. What's that carton in your refrigerator?

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lmao... I had that picture hanging on my bedroom wall as a kid. I think I bought it at a book fair or something.

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@eh, I don't think that's drool, but rather a weird unicorn mini-beard.

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Yay! Great to see it return. Thank you so much.

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What would a unicat sound like "meo-eigh?"

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@trickpony, no, UniCat sounds like a million happy babies laughing with tinkling crystal chimes on the wind.

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