A "magic" way to make money on the Internet!

Watch carefully -- this information in this infomercial will "magically" pull us out of the Great Depression II.

[#1 posted by abe lugo , November 19, 2008 12:06 PM]

boobly boob, boob, boob, magic, monkey.
I think they show this commercial on COM channel to the guys that what the girls gone wild commercials.

This also like the guy with the make money with question marks suit.

[#2 posted by RedMonkey , November 19, 2008 12:06 PM]

I think these magic webistes likely involve breasts, given the commercial.

[#3 posted by el_beardo , November 19, 2008 12:10 PM]

i think my pants just, magically, got tighter.

[#4 posted by niro5 , November 19, 2008 12:11 PM]

I saw this infomercial on tv a few months ago. It was a whole day's worth of cleavage stuffed into half an hour. Now THAT is magic. Three cheers for softcore infomercials!

[#5 posted by Jarvik7 , November 19, 2008 12:12 PM]

I for one welcome our large breasted airheaded...

Oh wait wrong site

[#6 posted by Sekino , November 19, 2008 12:18 PM]

Argh. They said 'magically' so many times in a row that the word now means nothing and sounds all weird to me o_0

[#7 posted by Amsterdaam , November 19, 2008 12:23 PM]

Look, I just typed in a box and it was magically posted to the internet!

One click, even!

[#8 posted by amgunn , November 19, 2008 12:25 PM]

Those are some magic tits.

[#9 posted by obeyken , November 19, 2008 12:27 PM]

Sounds like a boobs way to earn a little extra boobs on the side.

[#10 posted by gabrielm , November 19, 2008 12:27 PM]

What if I do know how email works?
Oh.. where has the magic gone :(

[#11 posted by gabu , November 19, 2008 12:31 PM]

Those websites magically spewing out of the monitor at the end of the clip just magically made me feel like I was tripping magically hard.

[#12 posted by franko , November 19, 2008 12:32 PM]

there were boobs there?

(see, mom? the gay is still working!)

[#13 posted by Icky Bob , November 19, 2008 12:32 PM]

The word “magic” is the new “maverick”

[#14 posted by Anonymous , November 19, 2008 12:33 PM]

so THAT's how it's done!! SHIT! And I thought this innerweb stuff was hard...

[#15 posted by Teller , November 19, 2008 12:34 PM]

Why did they cut away to all those titles and stuff?

[#16 posted by cortana , November 19, 2008 12:34 PM]

I didn't even click the mouse. I just hit

[#17 posted by se7a7n7 , November 19, 2008 12:37 PM]

Did anyone notice the boobs?

[#18 posted by mdh , November 19, 2008 12:38 PM]

It's not a big truck. It's a series of boobs.

[#19 posted by buddy66 , November 19, 2008 12:39 PM]

Who listened to it? What a pair of persuaders!

[#20 posted by Eduardo Padoan , November 19, 2008 12:40 PM]

Your BLOG is CLOGING my MAGIC MONEY TUBES!</zippy>

[#21 posted by minTphresh , November 19, 2008 12:40 PM]

eeny-meeny, chili-beany, those boobies are about to speak! are they friendly boobies? let's listen!

[#22 posted by Dillenger69 , November 19, 2008 12:42 PM]

I like the subtlety behind the font and color in "YOUR" at the top.
My first thought was ... Is this a Yahoo thing?
I suppose you don't try to rip off number one and make it look like a google page.

... oh and boobies

[#23 posted by CraftDiner , November 19, 2008 12:42 PM]

I clicked a link on Twitter and these boobs magically appeared.

[#24 posted by mdh , November 19, 2008 12:47 PM]

Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK 4 TIMES!

[#25 posted by ChunkyMonkeyBrain , November 19, 2008 12:49 PM]

isn't this whole spiel about selling people directions on how to set up affiliate sites and listing services?

seemed like it.

[#26 posted by dbarak , November 19, 2008 12:49 PM]

I clicked on a link on Titter and these boobs magically appeared.

[#27 posted by Anonymous , November 19, 2008 12:51 PM]

As we all know (thanks to ACC):

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

[#28 posted by rAMPANTiDIOCY , November 19, 2008 12:53 PM]

worthy of being said again:

magic = tittays

[#29 posted by IronyElemental , November 19, 2008 12:55 PM]

I expected them to start talking about muggles and quidditch.

[#30 posted by dbarak , November 19, 2008 12:55 PM]

They'd probably drum up a bit more business if they were just naked.

[#31 posted by Intersection , November 19, 2008 12:58 PM]

You were right! I watched carefully and her cleavage magically pulled me out a depression.

[#32 posted by Wally B , November 19, 2008 12:58 PM]

No discussion of computer magic would be complete without a link to the old "more magic" story: http://catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html

[#33 posted by MeaningOfLife , November 19, 2008 1:01 PM]

Goddamn it, and here I was hoping that I could make money with Internet magic, but all I got is cleavages.

[#34 posted by dbarak , November 19, 2008 1:04 PM]

By the way, what language were they speaking? I wasn't paying attention.

[#35 posted by JonKimmel , November 19, 2008 1:12 PM]

Watch how when we wear extremely low-cut tops, and lean slightly forward, (perhaps due to the weight of these boobs), our viewers become magically transfixed.

[#36 posted by Takuan , November 19, 2008 1:31 PM]

no dirty vicar?

[#37 posted by Krenath , November 19, 2008 1:34 PM]

Wow. It's like Baywatch for email.

[#38 posted by Kieran O'Neill , November 19, 2008 1:45 PM]

Such magically maximized mammary glands
What man could malign such matriarchy?
'twould marshall his mast stiff as a marrowbone
And maneuvre him to malignant materialism

[#39 posted by Darren Garrison , November 19, 2008 1:48 PM]

I was watching my local news yesterday (WYFF) or and they showed a piece on how to make money on the internet-- the piece discussed ebay, blogging, and I think a couple of other things. Then, when it came back to the local newscaster, he mentioned as examples of sites drudge, huffingtonpost (then said something about blogs in general that I don't remember) and then said "boingboing.com" (yes, he said .com). So, three examples on his mind, and you guys are one of them!

[#40 posted by dougrogers , November 19, 2008 2:09 PM]

Pull the string on Barbie's back and she says, "Oooh, the internet is hard!"

[#41 posted by Brettspiel , November 19, 2008 2:11 PM]

Magically delicious.

[#42 posted by loopfiend , November 19, 2008 2:14 PM]

So this is what porn stars do on their days off.

[#43 posted by Takuan , November 19, 2008 2:16 PM]

it would be entertaining if it weren't attached to the reality of the spam they must be pumping.

[#44 posted by starcadia , November 19, 2008 2:23 PM]

Hey, how to you think this site got its name?

Boing, boing, boing, boing...

Cha-ching! ;)

[#45 posted by benposch , November 19, 2008 2:32 PM]

i can has magical boobsites?

[#46 posted by shmengie , November 19, 2008 2:37 PM]

yeah, just knockin' one out at work...

[#47 posted by ill lich , November 19, 2008 2:51 PM]

Well, I guess the ways to make money on the internet are:

1. Sex,

2. A scam that convinces rubes they can make money on the internet with no actual work, or

3. "Magic."

[#48 posted by pseudonym , November 19, 2008 3:18 PM]

Russ Meyer said breasts were the cheapest special effect in movies.

[#49 posted by Anonymous , November 19, 2008 3:18 PM]

Re ill lich's remark:

I think you'll find that option 1, like sufficiently advanced technology, is indistinguishable from option 3

[#50 posted by Jarvik7 , November 19, 2008 3:23 PM]

Does anyone here ACTUALLY know how boobs work?

[#51 posted by Takuan , November 19, 2008 3:25 PM]

says the artificial heart

[#52 posted by Future Schlock , November 19, 2008 3:30 PM]

Thanks for stealing my video, CollegeHumor.com. Be sure to subscribe to my videos so you don't have to wait 2 months to steal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa36dX_ICFQ

[#53 posted by Spherical Time , November 19, 2008 3:49 PM]

They really need to put "Don't be a spammer" PSAs on during Saturday Morning Cartoons so that the next generation will regard these people as the con men that they are.

[#54 posted by DeWynken , November 19, 2008 4:02 PM]

their lips were moving, but I magically remember nothing they were talking about..

[#55 posted by fnc , November 19, 2008 4:16 PM]

I just substituted "through a system of information exchange protocols" for "magic" when watching the video and it didn't seem so stoopid.

And are they slyly suggesting that putting pictures of boobies on the internet can make you money?

[#56 posted by mistervega , November 19, 2008 4:45 PM]

oh crap! she must be a palin! like magically!

[#57 posted by highlyevolved , November 19, 2008 5:06 PM]

breasts + anything = better

I defy someone to prove this equation wrong.

[#58 posted by Takuan , November 19, 2008 5:12 PM]

we ARE NOT going there.

[#59 posted by Antinous , November 19, 2008 5:32 PM]

we ARE NOT going there.

At least not without lube.

[#60 posted by Dornish , November 19, 2008 6:03 PM]

I put on my robe and wizard's hat

[#61 posted by nemofazer , November 19, 2008 6:21 PM]

#5 Jarvik7. Funniest thing I've read in weeks. Thanks.

[#62 posted by Clay , November 19, 2008 8:09 PM]

Bear Stearns webinar video, 2007:

[busty brunette in tight business suit]

"Just think about it; do you really know how your money magically appears in your checking account when you make a deposit? If you're like me, you just endorse the check and away it goes, magically deposited."

[busty blonde in tight business suit]

"Exactly. And these financial products work the same way. Just roll these mortgages that no one's going to ever pay back into a few big, bouncy, glistening, collateralized debt obligations, and magically, you've got an investment that Moody's has rated AAA. And you're on your way to making money!"

[#63 posted by consideredopinion , November 19, 2008 9:10 PM]

Sorry Arthur C. Clarke, but apparently at a sufficiently high enough level of technical and cultural development, the human is indistinguishable from a rock.

[#64 posted by jimh , November 19, 2008 9:39 PM]

Wow, is it me or are Gabe and Max way hotter in this episode?

[#65 posted by ill lich , November 19, 2008 9:42 PM]

This reminds me. . . I suddenly started liking Genesis P-Orrige's music a lot more after he got those boobs put in.

[#66 posted by shMerker , November 19, 2008 11:28 PM]

They love that word, "Magicly". What year is this anyway? It looks about 20-30 years old.

I really hate any of those TV ads that try to convince people they can be rich instantly from their home through reselling houses (with seemingly very little work, like remodeling a junk house.) or buying and selling stocks. It always seems like a sham to me.

[#67 posted by Foolster41 , November 19, 2008 11:29 PM]

Darn it. I may have accidentally posted while logged in as my brother. Sorry.

[#68 posted by Takuan , November 20, 2008 12:24 AM]

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MiMdsacxSxs

[#69 posted by Agent 86 , November 20, 2008 12:39 AM]

those don't have the right squish, but I'm loving their bounce

[#70 posted by chenry , November 20, 2008 6:03 AM]

I for one welcome this new influx of magically amateur softcore porn websites.

[#71 posted by MarlboroTestMonkey7 , November 20, 2008 7:49 AM]

Might consider this as a replacement for Unicorn Chasers. Magically so.

[#72 posted by jahknow , November 20, 2008 10:01 AM]

"Wonder Twins Activate! In The Form Of... Gazongas!"

[#73 posted by thebonze , November 20, 2008 10:15 AM]

Ohhhh, all the magic some boobs can bring to our pityfull world. That comforts me.

[#74 posted by macisaguy , November 20, 2008 11:03 AM]

Turns out the internet isn't a series of tubes at all. More of a series of boobs really.

[#75 posted by highlyevolved , November 20, 2008 1:26 PM]

@74 -- you turn a nice phrase.

[#76 posted by honto , November 21, 2008 6:10 AM]

I mean just think about it, do you really know how the internet works? If you're like me, you just know how to type into the search box and click the search button and - magically - find boobies!

[#77 posted by economyones , November 24, 2008 2:21 AM]

For one, magic is never told. She seems to adhere to 1973 office politics, alienating women's wisdom and reducing it to 'can you see why i'm so happy? My sugar daddy is taking good care of me!' rhetoric. Please.

Seen from a mile away, in more ways than one.

[#78 posted by janemakesmoney , March 16, 2009 6:19 PM]

Well, as they say, sex sells. And people have been using sex to make money in various ways for a LONG time. I guess you could say it's the original commodity!

[#79 posted by robulus , March 16, 2009 6:46 PM]

Hey, are you completely clueless about... stuff?

Do you not know how... junk'n'stuff... works?

Does curiosity make you uncomfortable so you quickly think about products you'd like to purchase and make it go away?

Yeah?

Let me talk to you about an exciting opportunity!

[#80 posted by Takuan , March 16, 2009 6:50 PM]

ya know, we never did hear the Tarvuist official policy statement on this....