Armless man steals TV
A man with no arms allegedly stole a 23" TV from a store in Munich, Germany. According to reports, he had helpers strap the TV to his chest. From the Daily Telegraph:
A police spokesman admitted: "It's hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone's attention.""Daring thief steals television despite having no arms"
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Well, he should be safe from prosection.
There is no way they can charge him with "armed" robbery!
And they didn't catch him red-handed, either.
sound mafia related, or he just has a really good handler
Some doubts rose upon it...
1- Where will they put the handcuss on him?
2- Did he steal the remote too? Why?
3- How did he unstrap the thing?
4- Will they collect his feet fingerprints after arresting him?
At least he was not a car thief
This man is incapable of committing such a horrible crime, your honor - just look at him, he's completely armless!
Looks like all the good puns are taken.
A question: If he had to have accomplices help him, why is he even involved? Seems like he's redundant, either one of the helpers could have just carried it out. That is, unless he's just utilizing the oddness as a distraction to his advantage.
Interesting...
I'm not really surprised by this. Being in a wheelchair, using a walker, or having an obvious disability makes you invisible to most folks. They just don't look at you.
Puzzle solved!
Guy #1 - 2 arms, no legs, no teeth
Guy #2 - no arms, no legs, 32 teeth
Guy #3 - no arms, 2 legs, no teeth
- #1 pickep up the TV and strapped it onto #3
- #2 bite and cut the tape with his mighty teeth
- #3 walks away.