week of 11/09/2008

When a Fire Hits the Taxidermist

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What happens when a legendary French taxidermy shop catches fire? "From Ashes, Reviving a Place of Wild Dreams" is the story of Deyrolle, a 177-year-old store once populated by stuffed zebras, bull heads, and preserved butterflies. When Deyrolle caught fire earlier this year, destroying much of its taxidermied contents, Parisians stepped in to help.

Deyrolle’s stuffed menagerie — from black crows to big-game animals — its cases of butterflies and beetles, its signature pedagogic posters and century-old prints have made it a place of pilgrimage.

So after a short circuit triggered a fire in the shop, Paris seemed to come together in an unusual display of solidarity.

French soldiers on a routine patrol smelled the smoke and tried to secure the building. They were joined by dozens of firefighters and hundreds of police officers in battling the blaze. The French Army opened one of its nearby military depots as a warehouse for the burned animals and objects.

Michel Dumont, then the mayor of the Seventh Arrondissement, where Deyrolle is, rushed to the scene and lamented the store’s demise, saying, “It’s a catastrophe, the end of an institution.”

Ninety percent of the shop’s stock, including most of the animals, a celebrated fossil collection, an antique skeleton of a Nile perch and a 19th-century diorama of more than 100 birds, was lost. The dark-wood cabinets that housed birds, butterflies and beetles went up in flames.

But the 18th-century building remained intact. Prince Louis Albert de Broglie, a former banker who created a national conservatory with 650 varieties of tomatoes at his chateau, had bought the financially troubled Deyrolle in 2001 and eventually restored it to solvency. He vowed to rebuild.

"From Ashes, Reviving a Place of Wild Dreams" and a slide show.
 

Serialization of The Deal, Chapter 24

deal-cover.jpgMy friend Joe Hutsko contacted with the intriguing offer to serialize his novel, The Deal, on Boing Boing. I jumped at the chance. I read The Deal when it first came out in 1999 and loved the thrilling story about a Apple-like company's undertaking to create an iPhone-like device.

Here's a link to Chapter 24 as a PDF or a text file. (Here's chapter 1 and an introduction to the book, and here are the previous chapters)

To buy a paperback copy of the book, visit JOEyGADGET or purchase directly from Amazon.

 

"The 10 games should have been called..."

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Gallery of better alternate titles for 10 popular games.

"The 10 games should have been called..."

 

Felt Club this Sunday in LA

Via Mister Jalopy at Dinosaurs and Robots:

As close as we come to a corporate D+R meeting, Mark Frauenfelder, Jenny Hart and I [Mister Jalopy] will all be at Felt Club this Sunday. All it takes is a trip to another craft fair to realize that Felt Club is a full 1000% cooler than those other pikers. Jenny will be teaching embroidery, but only to those who sign up early. Two classes, 10 people each, buy a starter kit at the Felt Club info table. Get there early, suckers!


Pillowcase project for my mom from Vital Organs pattern


I took Jenny's embroidery class at Austin Maker Faire and have been embroidering ever since.

Why embroider?
  • It is a lot of bang for buck. Learn one simple stitch and you can go far.
  • You can embroider while you half watch television. It turns out this is the perfect amount of attention to devote to TV.
  • I am not an illustrator but I find that even doodles look fantastic when embroidered as it brings a nice formality to even the most basic drawings.
  • Too butch to embroider? Whatever, dude! Tools are tools.
Felt Club, Los Angeles, Sunday November 16th

(Did I mention there is a full bar? There is. Crafters throw down.)

 

Neurologist recounts the time he was conned

Paul J. Zak, a neuroeconomist and director of the Center for Neuroeconomics Studies at Claremont Graduate University, explains the psychology of cons using himself as an example. When he was a teenager, he was taken by the "pigeon drop."
Here's what happened to me. One slow Sunday afternoon, a man comes out of the restroom with a pearl necklace in his hand. "Found it on the bathroom floor" he says. He followed with "Geez, looks nice-I wonder who lost it?" Just then, the gas station's phone rings and a man asked if anyone found a pearl necklace that he had purchased as a gift for his wife. He offers a $200 reward for the necklace's return. I tell him that a customer found it. "OK" he says, "I'll be there in 30 minutes." I give him the ARCO address and he gives me his phone number. The man who found the necklace hears all this but tells me he is running late for a job interview and cannot wait for the other man to arrive.

Huum, what to do? The man with the necklace said "Why don't I give you the necklace and we split the reward?" The greed-o-meter goes off in my head, suppressing all rational thought. "Yeah, you give me the necklace to hold and I'll give you $100" I suggest. He agrees. Since high school kids working at gas stations don't have $100, I take money out of the cash drawer to complete the transaction.

You can guess the rest.

He goes on to explain the psychology of cons. In short, :The key to a con is not that you trust the conman, but that he shows he trusts you."

(Here's a video of the pigeon drop.) How to Run a Con

 

Robert Burden's Voltron timelapse painting


Here is an incredible time-lapse video of Robert Burden painting Voltron. (Thanks, Kirsten Anderson!)
 

Steven Meisel Does Kohei Yoshiyuki

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Inspired by these old school Kodak infrared flashbulb illuminated snaps of Japanese sexhibitionists and their peeping toms in parks that were shot by Kohei Yoshiyuki in the early '70s, fashion photographer Steven Meisel has created his own version in a layout that was (supposedly) too hot to run in Vogue Italy, so we get to look at them on the internets. NSFW, unless you work in an orgy pit.

Related:

  • "War-on-Terror-themed photo spread in Vogue Italia."
  • "Vogue's "camwhore" photo spread mimics web video tarts."
  • "Daphne Guinness Sets Supermodels Ablaze."
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    Swedish 1970s dance band photos

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    My pal Jeff Cross sent me this link to fantastic photos of Swedish dance bands from the 1970s. As Jeff says, "This (reveals) what's wrong with music today... not enough costumes." Swedish Dance Bands From the 70's
     

    Feijoa fruits are ripe

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    We live in a farm house built in 1930. Even though we're in Los Angeles, our neighborhood is zoned for farm animals and agriculture. Whoever lived in the house before us loved fruit trees. We've got grapefruit, oranges, clementines, olives, figs, persimmons, plums, and feijoas.

    The feijoas, also called pineapple guavas, are my second favorite fruit from our yard (the figs are my favorite). They have a perfumey scent, a tart, firm, gritty flesh, and a sweet custardy center. (I'm not sure what kind of cultivar it is.)

    This year's harvest came later than usual, and it looks like it's not as bountiful as previous years', but I'm grateful to have any amount. I wait for fruit to drop off the tree, then remove the rind with a vegetable peeler and eat the rest like a pear or apple. I eat up to seven or eight a day. Wikipedia article about feijoa

    Previously on Boing Boing:
    It's guava time at my house

     

    Conscious after decapitation?

    When I was a kid and we studied the French Revolution, and, of course, the guillotine, the class buzzed with rumors that the executed could briefly maintain consciousness after decapitation. Damn Interesting just reposted a short piece on that notion of "Lucid Decapitation." From Damn Interesting:
     Content Guillotine In the heyday of the guillotine during the French Revolution, it is said that many of the condemned were asked to blink for as long as possible after decapitation. While many reportedly did not blink at all, some complied for as long as thirty seconds. Still other observations describe much more specific reactions to stimuli following beheading. Consider the case of Languille, a convicted murderer who was guillotined in France. He was observed by Dr. Beaurieux during his execution at 5:30am on June 28th, 1905. As written in Archives d'Anthropologie Criminelle, here are the doctor's observations:

    Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds … I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased.

    The face relaxed, the lids half closed on the eyeballs, leaving only the white of the conjunctiva visible, exactly as in the dying whom we have occasion to see every day in the exercise of our profession, or as in those just dead.

    It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: 'Languille!' I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions … Next Languille's eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves … After several seconds, the eyelids closed again, slowly and evenly, and the head took on the same appearance as it had had before I called out.
    Lucid Decapitation
     

    Kinks reunion documentary-in-progress


    Joshua Glenn says:

    My friend Geoff Edgers, the Boston Globe's arts reporter, is spending all his free time on a personal mission: to reunite The Kinks. ("I've stood by helplessly as countless crappy rock bands have gotten back together -- Styx, Flock of Seagulls, The fucking Eagles!") Local movie director-producer Robert Patton-Spruill is documenting Geoff's quixotic efforts, but I haven't been paying much attention -- because it seemed crazy, to me. But check out this excerpt from "Do It Again," their documentary in progress. Geoff talks to Kinks bassist Pete Quaife, who compares the band to the movie The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly; he gets Sting's endorsement, and the two of them duet on The Kinks' "Set Me Free"; and Hollywood lovely Zooey Deschanel says she thinks the band secretly wants to get back together.
    (By the way, I used this little trick to embed the YouTube video in higher resolution than normal.)
     

    Soviet bunker as theme park

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    Išgyvenimo Drama is a former Soviet bunker near Vilnius, Lithuania that's been converted into an immersive theme park experience. It sounds like Colonial Williamsburg, but harsher. From Environmental Graffiti:
    Išgyvenimo drama opened in early 2008 to some controversy. Tourists pay 120 LTL ($US 220) each to step back into 1984 as a temporary USSR citizen for 2.5 hours. On entry, all belongings, including money, cameras and phones, are handed over and under the watchful eye of guards and alsatians, tourists change into threadbare Soviet coats and are herded through the bunker.

    Experiences include watching TV programs from 1984, wearing gas masks, learning the Soviet anthem under duress, eating typical Soviet food (with genuine Soviet tableware) and even undergoing a concentration-camp-style interrogation and medical check.
    Europe's Strangest Theme Park
     

    Photo gallery of female body builders

    200811141004 eToday has a photo gallery of female body builders. The photos are by Marton Schoeller, from his book, Female Bodybuilders. Watch a video here.

    Female body builders gallery

     

    Gail Potocki painting show in Los Angeles

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    Chicago-based symbolist artist Gail Potocki has a new show of provocative, masterful paintings opening Saturday, November 15, at Billy Shire Fine Arts gallery in Los Angeles. The show, titled "Opened Apples," runs until December 5 and is also viewable online. Above, "Thaw" (oil on linen in handmade frame, 68" x 36"). Below left, "Corrupted Mother" (oil on linen in handmade frame, 42.75" x 54.75"). Potocki was recently interviewed for a special online feature in Hi-Fructose. From the interview:
     08Potocki Images Large Corruptedmother-2 For the last few years I have focused heavily on environmental themes with my work. I think the stresses humans are putting on the ecosystem are the most serious problems we are facing, so it is difficult for me to paint about more personal issues or to do humorous work. I am always thinking about how fragile the world really is and how close elements of it are to collapsing.

    I think of the apple as a symbolic representation of the earth and, of course from the story of the Garden of Eden, as paradise. In the painting "Opened Apples" for example, a woman is taking bites out of apples and throwing them to the ground. It represents humans' careless disregard for the natural world and wasteful consumption. The idea of "Opened Apples" made me think of how we have savagely bitten into the symbolic "earth" apple and left it to turn brown and rot. Also, when I thought of the title I was thinking of the opening of Pandora's Box as a metaphor of what we are doing by "opening the apple" and unleashing unforeseen consequences.

    I've addressed my concern with the plight of the honeybees quite a bit in this body of work. The mysterious loss of such a huge percentage of the bee population is one of the most alarming collapses and seems to be happening so silently with little press or media concern. I wanted to show the importance of this issue by making the bees larger than life while meeting their death in mysterious ways that I have imagined. In "Corrupted Mother" I use the woman as a representation of an ecosystem so corrupted that it is turning against itself. She is handing over the apple (paradise) to the evil aspects of humanity (snake). Even the snake is corrupted and is a mutation with two heads. In the background a polar bear walks through increasingly larger hoops of fire as a symbol for a rapidly warming planet.
    Gail Potocki's "Opened Apples" (Billy Shire Fine Arts), Online Feature & Preview: Gail Potocki (Hi-Fructose) (Thanks, Richard Metzger!)
     

    Baby monitor iPhone app calls you when baby cries

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    A baby monitor iPhone app:

    Monitor your sleeping baby with this iPhone app. Simply place the iPhone near your sleeping baby, if it detects noise, it places a phone call to the number of your choice, you can then listen in for activity from your baby. Great for when you are on the go or traveling, no need to pack your regular baby monitor. One feature that makes this application exceptional is that the monitor has unlimited range!

    Even use it to monitor when older kids arrive home from school, etc. The applications are unlimited. It also will detect if your baby picks up the phone. Great for curious toddlers that wake up from their nap without making noise. A fantastic value at only 99 cents.

    (Via TUAW)
     

    Torture Is the New Chic

    772705.jpg A Guantanamo Bay-themed scarf from a fashion collection designed by Hannah Mitchell, a student at Massey University in New Zealand. The scarf is printed with distorted texts and the lyrics to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War." Lyrics sampler: "Let me ask you one question/Is your money that good/Will it buy you forgiveness/Do you think that it could/I think you will find/When your death takes its toll/All the money you made/Will never buy back your soul." (Via Pipeline.)

    "It's a political continuum regarding the way media, in particular America's Fox News, distorts the truth behind cultural conflicts, civil wars and different situations around the world including Guantanamo Bay," Ms Mitchell said.

    She has deliberately produced her garments from contrasting fabrics - free-flowing silk and restrictive leather - to make her point.

    "Rather than producing a beautiful commercial collection, I am using fashion as a communication tool to say what I want to say."

    Related: A music video collage of the outgoing regime's and others' war-mongerings set to Dylan's "Masters of War" and created by a guy named Brian.

    Also related: "Torture Couture."

     

    Web Zen: Commercial Zen


    (above: a Gucci ad by David Lynch)

    timesculpture
    uk tv worst adverts
    tronic meets target
    david lynch commercials
    mcdonalds's commercials
    usher films
    the truth in ad sales

    previously on web zen:
    advertising zen

    Permalink for this edition. Web Zen is created and curated by Frank Davis, and re-posted here on Boing Boing with his kind permission. Web Zen Home and Archives, Store (Thanks Frank!)

     

    Boing Boing tv (and Xeni) at NewTeeVee Live: video


    The organizers of the annual online video event NewTeeVee Live invited me to join them yesterday to talk about Boing Boing tv's first year on the air, on the intertubes. Here's a video of our "fireside chat," which was in fact, actually by a fire of sorts. Video is about 15 minutes long. NewTeeVee Live Star: Boing Boing’s Xeni Jardin (GigaOm, and thanks, Om Malik, Liz Gannes, and Chris Albrecht)

     

    The Manuscript: a technothriller written by someone who understands technology

    Michael Stephan Fuchs's 2006 novel The Manuscript is just what a technothriller should be: taut, violent, smart, and very, very technical. There's plenty of "technothrillers" where the two key elements -- weapons and computers -- are treated as magic stage-props, able to do anything (or be confounded by anything) that moves the plot along. They're written by writers who confuse "programmers" with "network administrators" and think that 200 years from now, "mainframes" will be important and sexy (rather than ancient and useless).

    In The Manuscript, an enormous cast of characters comprising many sysadmins, many gun-freaks, several combat veterans, spooks from a number of agencies, named and unnamed, ten zillion cops, a group of murderous avenging Taoists, and Sir Richard Francis Burton and a group of Andean holy men who have discovered the secret of the universe.

    Fuchs does a remarkable job of staying within the confines of what technology actually does (both the guns and the computers) while still putting together an immensely entertaining book filled with likable, bloodthirtsy people doing incredible things while the whole world is on the line.

    It's everything a technothriller should be. I don't care much about guns, but I do know an awful lot about computers. Fuchs manages to make the gun geeking every bit as interesting as the computer geeking, which is the definitive sign of really good geeking. Hell, he even makes the philosophy geeking as interesting as the computers (he's got a graduate degree in philosophy and Big Questions are the Maltese Falcon of this book).

    Though the technology is out of date (the story revolves around shenanigans on Usenet's alt.* hierarchy), The Manuscript packs several kinds of punch -- it's as if The Da Vinci Code had been written by someone who wasn't an idiot.

    The Manuscript on Amazon

     

    Chocolate Superheroes

    Witness the scene at the 11th annual New York Chocolate Show, this year's chocolate fashion show theme: superheroes, where we hear the sad story of a chocolate-covered Leeloo from "The Fifth Element" who faints and breaks. (Via Grinding; photos at io9.)

     

    Caption this. No, seriously.


    My buddy Sean Bonner pointed me to this non-hoax photo from the White House.We obtained it from this url, which originates at whitehouse.gov, and accompanied this news release. So, not a joke. Nevermind whatever the news release says, what the hell are they doing? Is that a masonic gang sign? The $700 Billion Shocker? Or are they throwing down for the largest, bloodthirstiest, thievingest gang in the world? Your conspiracy theories welcome in the comments.

     

    After Shock: earthquake alternate reality game

    Today, Jason Tester, my colleague at Institute for the Future, and Art Center College of Design launched a fascinating new alternate reality game that simulates public response to a massive earthquake. After Shock asks the key question: What will you do when the big one hits? The game runs for three weeks. Jump in anytime! From Wired News:
    Aftershockckckc Aftershock, run by the Institute for the Future and Art Center College of Design, is based on a 300-page U.S. Geological Survey scenario report that details the extensive damage that Southern California could experience in the aftermath of a 7.8-magnitude quake on the San Andreas Fault. The game began on Thursday and will run for three weeks, prompting users to complete real-world missions — and submit content based on them to the gaming community.

    "Disaster preparedness was at the point where the messaging had hit the limit. You can give people this really elegantly designed flyer, and they stick it in a drawer and it hits them in the head during the earthquake," said Jason Tester, the lead game designer at the IFTF. "[The game] says, 'You are experiencing a real earthquake.' We're trying to make it feel visceral."
    Play After Shock (aftershock.net), "LA Preps for the Big One With Massively Multiplayer Earthquake" (Wired)

    Previously on BB:
    Jason Tester: Case for Human-Future Interaction
    Aftifacts from the Future at IFTF
     

    BLAB! art exhibition catalogue

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    I just got my contributor's copy of the beautiful Blab! art exhibition catalogue.

    Organized by the Marianna Kistler Beach Museum of Art, Kansas State University, BLAB!: A Retrospective features the work of 46 alternative comics artists, illustrators, graphic designers, printmakers, and painters from BLAB!, the annual anthology of visual art produced by Monte Beauchamp. Began in 1986 as a self-published fanzine devoted to MAD magazine and other ECComics publications, BLAB! has evolved into a significant outlet for contemporary artists andhas made meaningful contributions to the blurring of boundaries between alternative graphics and mainstream illustration.

    The accompanying 128-page catalogue, designed by Beauchamp, contains 84 color illustrations and includes a range of essays that should be of interest to unfamiliar readers and aficionados alike. Bill North's "This Thing Called *BLAB!*: Notes Toward an Understanding" surveys the anthology from its inception in 1986 to the present. In "Blabbing about BLAB!" Mark Frauenfelder considers Beauchamp's methods as an art director from the perspective of the artists featured in BLAB!. David A. Beron "BLAB!: A Visual Journey" is a reflective recollection of his personal experience with BLAB! and the ways in which the anthology has informed his work as a scholar. Finally, Matt Dukes Jordan's extensive, in-depth interview with Beauchamp provides a frank and revealing glimpse into the mind of BLAB!'s creator.

    BLAB! art exhibition catalogue
     

    Hodgman and Coulton tonight in Los Angeles (Nov 13, 2008)

    John Hodgman says:
    Hello, friends in Los Angeles, or recently moved from there.

    You should feel zero obligation to come see me and Jonathan Coulton perform at the Echoplex. Seriously.

    Of course, you should know that the 27 dollars includes a copy of my new book, MORE INFORMATION THAN YOU REQUIRE.

    Additionally, the show will not only feature me wearing a tuxedo, but also COULTON playing guitar in the way only he can.

    And now: SPECIAL GUEST JOHN RODERICK OF THE LONG WINTERS, who is missing a front tooth and really knows how to be awesome.

    Plus other surprises.

    All of the details, times, ticket info, etc, are here

    HODGMAN
    November 13, 2008
    8:00 pm
    WITH JONATHAN COULTON AND JOHN RODERICK

    Echoplex
    1154 Glendale Boulevard
    Los Angeles, CA 90026
    (213) 413-8200
    Tickets are $27, and include a copy of MORE INFORMATION
    THAN YOU REQUIRE
    A BOOK SOUP event.

     

    The Butterfly Dance

    Butterfly dance crop.jpg For those readers traumatized by the AR girlfriend video, may I suggest "Butterflys" (scroll down and click "See the Film"), a lovingly restored 1907 Italian short dance film, director unknown, with an original 2008 score by Antonio Coppola?

    Early films were mainly experimental, without a narrative framework. The dancers performed cinematographic experiments that attempted to render body movements in space and time. Dance scenes (here a serpentine dance, known as a Butterfly Dance) represent a third of the films produced.

    This film, produced by the Italian company Cinès, presents viewers with one of many imitations of the serpentine dancer Loïe Fuller. The fathers of cinema all made their contribution to this essential genre. Edison and Dickson, as well as Louis Lumière and Paul Nadar propelled the first serpentine dancers to fame: Annabella (1897), Crissie Sheridan (1897), and Ameta (1903).

    A bit of history:

    These Butterflies twirl around with dazzling effects thanks to the marvelously restored colors. This jewel was marvelously restored. For a long time, the Morcraft company presented this film to collectors of 16mm film. A terrible version issued from a painted print revealed what the film might have been at the time of its first projection.

    Color film from the '50s to the '80s is characterized by a great color instability, which turns to pink after a few years. In addition to the scratches, the original colors then look faded, sad, and insipid.

    During a visit in Los Angeles, Serge Bromberg accidentally comes across the original nitrate print, which the owner Morcraft had certified having destroyed. Proof of its authenticity is found in the title, Butterflys (an obvious mistake for an Anglophone since the right spelling is of course: Butterflies) that survived on two frames, making it necessary for the restorer to make a freeze-frame, which is the case on the few surviving 16mm prints.

    This nitrate print color painted in 1907 still shows the footage marks between the perforations, for, at that time, the colorists are paid by the meter! A true gem.

    (Via Submarine Channel.)
     

    Today on Boing Boing Gadgets

    f146c9ae3e077561a69c54880e08cab5.jpgToday on Boing Boing Gadgets, we inspected the geometric beauty of a Linux boot sequence, prefered to pay $50 than deal with an Apple genius and contemplated the creepy uses of a realistic mask of our own face.

    Brownlee liked a webcam very similar to a War of the Worlds Tripod. He laughed at Valve Software's schemes to arrest a hacker by offering him a job. He found a neat iPhone app to measure his blood alcohol level, and he found a 141 MPG scooter that he can't ride at any time according to that same iPhone app.

    Joel remains defiantly supportive of the new Enterprise design and applauded the shutdown of a rogue ISP that reduced spam by seventy five percent. Rob meanwhile sneered at a scamgadget that promises to increase fuel efficiency up to 30 percent by plugging into your cigarette lighter. We made Beschizza a Muppet in his own likeness and Joel contemplated on how little geek grousing changes.

    And then there were the reviews: with an arch of an eyebrow, Beschizza reviewed some high-tech bubble wrap, while Joel reviewed a toy helicopter and looked more fabulous than he ever has.

    Link

     

    Nifty iPhone app: ComicZeal lets you read Golden Age comic books

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    This $1.99 iPhone app lets you download and read Golden Age comics.

    ComicZeal's built-in downloader lets you browse our great collection of copyright-free Golden Age comics and download them straight to your iPhone or iPod Touch.

    All the comics are free and you can download as many as you want.

    ComicZeal works in portrait and landscape mode to suit the orientation of the page or panel you're reading.

    It remembers what page you were up to for each comic in your collection and will take you straight there next time you read it.

    Because ComicZeal uses pinch-zoom and fingertip scrolling you can move around the page really quickly and zoom in to detail when you need to.

    The library isn't huge, but I imagine it will grow over time.

    ComicZeal lets you read Golden Age comic books

     

    Your Virtual Girlfriend

    Say hello to your new Dennou AR girlfriend. Feministing deems her a "virtual torture victim"; Gizmodo declares the 3D webcam hottie "entrancing, if a little perverted." NSFW?

     

    Los Angeles: GAMA-GO Holiday Sale!

     Images Gamago La Sale 09 S-1-1 I went to GAMA-GO's holiday sale in San Francisco on Saturday and it was pandemonium (the fun kind). I was really happy to meet a bunch of BB readers who stopped by! Next time I have a party, I'm going to offer hoodies and t-shirts at 75 percent off. Maybe I'll have a line around the block too! This Saturday, November 15, the mayhem heads south to the Bigfoot Lodge in Los Angeles. GAMA-GO's Greg Long says, "There will be items for men and women plus some extremely rare non-production samples!"
    GAMA-GO Los Angeles Holiday Sale
     

    Ted Stevens, walking the Bridge to Nowhere

    Convicted felon Ted Stevens (R, Alaska) may lose his Senate Seat after all. As vote tallies trickle in, his opponent, Democrat Mark Begich is in the lead.

    Mark Begich (D) - 132,196
    Ted Stevens (R) - 131,382

    Markos "Daily Kos" Moulitsas, who's been following the numbers closely, claims that the remaining ballots come from Democratic-leaning districts. Nate "538" Silver has more. If Begich even builds a 0.51 percent lead over Stevens (he's at a 0.29 percent lead now), he escapes a recount and takes over the seat. This would, among other things, close Sarah Palin's escape hatch out of Alaskan politics. It would also lock down 58 Democratic Senate seats (counting Joe Lieberman), with the Minnesota Senate race looking better for them every day. (Democrat Al Franken has gained hundreds of votes as the state recounts ballots, and the Republicans have shown their panic with lawsuits and op-eds trying to cast doubt on the count.)
    Reason: Ted Stevens, Walking the Bridge to Nowhere
     

    LED Menorah for Hanukkah

     Display Images 4320 D Over at BB Gadgets, Rob spotted this delightful LED Motherboard Menorah for Hanukkah. It's $25 from Fredlare.com but I'm sure not a difficult DIY project. They should offer a kit version of this too!
    LED Motherboard Menorah (discussion at BB Gadgets)
     

    Jules: yet another creepy robot


    Jules was created by David Hanson of Hanson Robotics. Jules: another creepy robot

     

    Fetus cookie cutter

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    From Craft magazine: Fetus cookie cutter

     

    Crystal-encrusted apartment

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    London artist Roger Hiorns covered every square inch of an abandoned apartment with blue copper phosphate crystals. Called "Seizure," it looks like a magical cave from some fantasy novel. From Shape And Colour:
    After reinforcing the walls and ceiling and covering them in plastic sheeting, 80,000 litres of a copper sulphate solution was poured in from a hole in the ceiling. After a few weeks the temperature of the solution fell and the crystals began to grow. The remaining liquid was pumped back out and sent for special chemical recycling.
    Roger Hiorns's crystal apartment (Thanks, Kirsten Anderson!)
     

    Kitchenware made from Lego

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    Lenore and Windell of Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories make cool-looking kitchenware items out of Lego. Kitchenware made from Lego

     

    Chris Reccardi's Cosmodelic art show

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    Psy-fi favorite Chris Reccardi has a new show opening this Saturday at M Modern Gallery in Palm Springs, California. The headspinning music-themed exhibition, titled Cosmodelic, runs until December 17 and is also viewable online. Chris Reccardi's Cosmodelic show
     

    Radley Balko's morning links

    Morning links from Radley Balko's The Agitator:

    Washington's $5 Trillion Tab. "We’re now quickly approaching 50 percent of the annual U.S. gross domestic product."

    Lobbyists Swarm the Treasury for Piece of Bailout Pie. "Then there is the National Marine Manufacturers Association, which is asking whether boat financing companies might be eligible for aid to ensure that dealers have access to credit to stock their showrooms with boats — costs have gone up as the credit markets have calcified."

    200811130950Flickr set of NYC in the 1930s. "Was there a better time for style than the art deco era?"

    200811130951Color photos of World War I.

    Court Rules Against White House in Missing E-Mails Case. "Judge Henry H. Kennedy, a Clinton appointee, rejected the Bush administration's claim that federal courts lacked the authority to require the White House to recover the e-mails."

    • Watch the clock in this time lapse video of a dog who really knows how to enjoy life.

    Mobile treadmill. "The proud creators of SpeedFit are now looking for investors."

     

    Scans of old Scholastic book covers

    100Poundsofpopcorn Encylopediabrownstrikesagain

    Beyondbelief Spookymagic

    Michael Leddy of Orange Crate Art came across this Flickr gallery of old Scholastic book covers. I loved these books when I was growing up, and recognized many of them in the gallery. Shown here are four of my favorites: 100 Pounds of Popcorn, Encyclopedia Brown Strikes Again, Beyond Belief, and Spooky Magic (the art is terrific on this one!).

    Nostalgia for the Scholastic Book Club

     

    J.G. Ballard Zen

    "Superego," directed by Supervert, for Ballardian Home Movies: The Final Cut. (Via La Petite Claudine.)

    JOHN: Big Ballard is watching you! And joined by a smaller version of himself. Ballard argues with himself over an unheard question. As we watch, we are given permission only to be refused a second later. We are eventually told ‘no’ twice and our audience is over. That the responses are from Sam Scoggins’s movie about The Unlimited Dream Company and the ‘90 questions from the Eyckman Personality Quotient test’ give the film a different meaning, that you’re being fed the results of a psychological experiment, while appearing to participate in one yourself.

    SIMON: This film manipulates footage from the Scoggins film and is just a little disconcerting. It’s like being given a glimpse into a malfunctioning brain, with its psychopathology unashamedly on show, brandished like a weapon. Ultimately the synaptic process is unfathomable and the viewer, like all readers of Ballard, is left on the outer, able to only impotently guess at the intent, forced to fill in the dots herself…

     

    Quantum of Solace is an anagram for 18,258 better titles

    Boing Boing buddy Ape Lad points out that simple anagrams yield 18,258 better possible titles for the new Bond movie Quantum of Solace (which I can't wait to see). Anagrams yield better plot points, too. Here are my favorites. A photoshopping contest for these movie posters would be fun:
    * Macaques Fool Nut
    * Macaques Fun Loot
    * Canal Mosque Tofu
    * Coequal Atom Funs
    * Ocean Qualms Tofu
    * Clam Sofa Unquote
    * Cumquats Loaf One
    * Toucans Qualm Foe
    * Fame Squat Uncool
     

    Sixth severed foot found in British Columbia

    Yet another severed foot in a shoe has been found in British Columbia. For BB readers who may have lost count, this is the sixth foot that has turned up in the region in 14 months. As my brother Mark says, it may be evidence of "the ultimate foot fetish." Not sure about that, but something is definitely afoot. From CNN:
    The shoe -- a left New Balance running shoe -- was found about 11:30 a.m. Tuesday on the south arm of the Fraser River by a Richmond, British Columbia, couple, police said...

    Four of the five feet discovered between August 2007 and June 2008 were in running shoes made between 2003 and 2004, and the other was made in 1999, according to police. Royal Canadian Mounted Police have released photos of the shoes, hoping someone can help identify the remains.
    Apparent 6th severed foot found in British Columbia

    Previously on BB:
    Posts about the saga of the severed feet
     

    Shiba Inu Puppy Cam

    Puppppycam After days of resistance, I have finally succumbed to the cuteness of the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam. Live streaming puppy play, all day, every day. "The six Shiba Inu pups (3 boys and 3 girls) turned 5 weeks old on November 11th. This is the first litter from their mom, Kika."
    Puppy Cam (Thanks, Kirsten Anderson and Lisa Mumbach!)
     

    Flaming Lips: Christmas on Mars


    Snip from dosenation's review of Christmas on Mars, a new sci-fi feature film coming out on DVD this week from The Flaming Lips:

    [T]he film is a low-budget, mostly black and white sci-fi movie about an American outpost on Mars in some distant future. The crew has been there for a year, during which time they've all slowly begun to go insane from the isolation and the unbelievable nature of their situation; a recurring theme is "Man was not meant to live in space." It's Christmas Eve, and a scientist played by Steven, the band's guitar player (who turns in a surprisingly good performance), is trying to organize a singing of Christmas carols to help lift spirits, but the guy who is supposed to play Santa goes crazy and throws himself out a hatch onto the surface of Mars. As they go to collect the guy's body, an alien super-being appears, played by Wayne. He never speaks. Meanwhile, some clueless technicians accidentally destroy the last remaining oxygen generator thingie, so they're all going to die. Oh and also, the movie starts with Wayne the alien super-being spitting some weird cosmic ejaculate out of his mouth that flies through space and impregnates what turns out to be the only woman you ever see on this outpost, played I believe by Wayne's wife.

    Link to review by Scotto at Dosenation, and here's the Amazon Link for Christmas on Mars (Thanks, Gareth!) Trailer/teaser for the film follows:

     

    Prisons and art: Regina Jose Galindo


    Over at We Make Money Not Art, Regine has a post up about an international art fair in Italy that included the work of Guatemalan performance artist Regina José Galindo, whose work addresses "social injustice, gender discrimination, racism and the governmental atrocities of her own country." Earlier this year 2008, she began a project in protest of America's booming industry of private prisons -- and that project involved her own family.

    For her performance, America's Family Prison, Galindo rented a cell for $8,000 from Sweeper Metal Fabricators Corp and had it transported to the Art Pace gallery in San Antonio TX.

    The artist, her husband and their 2-year-old daughter locked themselves in the mobile prison unit for 36 hours. Gallery visitors could peep through the narrow windows of the brightly-lighted cell and observe the family as they tried to occupy themselves with books and drawings during their voluntary detention.

    The performance refers in particular to T. Don Hutto "Family Residential Center," a for-profit private prison located in Taylor, near Austin, and operated by Corrections Corporation of America (CCA), the largest private jail company in the world with one of the highest stock market values on Wall Street.

    T. Don Hutto is the first prison authorized by the state to lodge whole families: men, pregnant women, adolescents, children, women, and even babies. The inmates are not necessarily criminals, very often they are detained there while their immigration status is determined.

    Below, an excerpt from a documentary about life in T. Don Hutto Prison. More of that documentary, and more photos of Galindo's installation with her own family, here: Artissima: America's Family Prison (WMMNA, thanks Susannah!)

     

    Barack is Mac, and Pac?


    Apparently, America's president-elect is a Mac user, a Pac Man fan, and likes sticking stickers on one's laptop. I really dig the pac-man eating the Apple logo. Is that a Speck clear MacBook cover? Commenters: let the Apple/Obama fanboy flamewars fly!

    Incidentally, he also uses a Crackberry. And Biden is evidently a fellow Mac user, at least on the road. And as long as we're on the subject: I met Al Gore briefly last week, and he was packin' an iPhone. Although, I was so star-struck at the moment, I may have hallucinated that part along with the swarms of solar-powered United Nations black helicopters. DISCUSS.

    POTUS uses a Mac (9to5mac.com, via friends list)

    Update: Rob Beschizza at Boing Boing Gadgets tackled this burning! hot! politechnical news! earlier today.

     

    Onion parodies lame user-generated YouTube videos (updated)


    YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video, from the folks at The Onion, who are actually creating rather a lot of "Good" videos. (LOL, Sean Bonner)

    UPDATE: Oh, for the lulz of god! I checked in with a BB pal at YouTube, and they're in on the joke, too, with all good humor. Note the special YouTube user interface modification, screengrabbed and highlighted below. Click for full size, without highlight.


     

    ObamaCTO.org


    Micah Sifry writes:

    While much of the tech industry and blogosphere is pondering who President-elect Barack Obama might appoint as the nation's first Chief Technology Officer--Eric Schmidt? Jeff Bezos? Larry Lessig?--a bunch of heavy-hitting public interest groups in Washington and a couple of civic-minded techies out in Seattle have each launched promising interventions in the discussion.

    The first one, out yesterday, is a new site called ObamaCTO.org. The site is basically a feedback forum centered on one question: What should be the CTO's top priorities?

    ObamaCTO is built on Uservoice, which enables anyone to create an account, post their own idea, comment on any idea, and distribute up to 10 votes to help rank all the ideas posted. ObamaCTO.org just went live, so the number of participants is pretty small, but my guess is it will get a lot of participation soon. Some of the ideas being posted aren't really the responsibility of a potential CTO, however, and it's not clear how the site's managers will filter those out.

    Obama's CTO: Never Mind Who; What Should S/he Do? (techpresident.com)
     

    Chicken tractor design

    Chickens-At-8-Weeks

    (click images for full size)

    My six Plymouth Barred Rock chickens are about 8 weeks old. They seem happy in their coop, but I feel sorry for them when I see them futilely scratching around in the wood shavings that are bereft of tasty grubs, beetles, worms, weeds, and seeds. I want to let them roam around freely in my yard, where they can aerate the soil, gobble the weeds and vermin, and fertilize the grass. But I think they’re still too young and small to let loose in the yard. For one thing, a couple of semi-wild, semi-friendly cats like to visit our cats and kids regularly, and I don’t think my young hens would stand a chance against them. Also, even though our property is completely fenced in, the chickens are still small enough to squeeze through openings.

    After a little research, I came across two solutions that would allow the chickens to safely spend their days in the yard. One is electric net fencing -- a kind of mesh that has fine exposed wires woven into it. You can move it around anywhere in the yard, and the shock it delivers will keep the chickens in and the predators out. According to Harvey Ussery, the “21st Century Homesteading” columnist for Mother Earth News, electric net fencing “carries an unpleasant (but not harmful) surprise for unwelcome curiosity seekers.” I don’t like this idea, partly because I don’t want to be the cause of animals receiving shocks, but mainly because I’m certain I’d be the frequent recipient of “unpleasant surprises” from coming into contact with the fence while it was activated.

    The second solution, a chicken tractor, was much more appealing. These are basically portable pens without a bottom that you can move around to different spots in your yard so your chickens can eat all the scary bugs crawling in the grass and dirt. This seems like a good solution. The top hit on Google is a gallery of 140 chicken tractor photographs, compiled by Katy of The City Chicken. It’s neat to see all of these hand-made tractors. No two are identical. Many are made from salvaged materials.

    Coconut-Scraper

    (The tractors remind me of the coconut scrapers I came across in Rarotonga. Everybody made them from scratch and so they were all different, reflecting the skills, patience, and temperament of the maker.)

    After perusing the photos in the gallery and using Amazon’s Look Inside! feature to read a portion of Andy Lee and Pat Foreman’s book, Chicken Tractor: The Permaculture Guide to Happy Hens and Healthy Soil, I went to work designing my own. I liked the A-frame style the best, because it seems easier to make and more stable than a box-shaped tractor.

    This was a good excuse to get acquainted with Google SketchUp, a free application that lets you create 3D models. I downloaded it and watched a few of the training videos, which were enough to get me to the point where I could design a humble tractor. My goal in designing the tractor was to come up with something that was very basic, used as few components as possible, used as few different dimensional-sizes of lumber as possible, and provided a comfortable and shady shelter for my hens. Here’s what I have so far.

    Tractor-Model

    Tractor-Parts

    (It will be made from lumber and plywood. The open areas will be covered with 1/2-inch wire screen.) You can download the Sketchup file here.

    If you have any suggestions of how I can simplify or improve my design before I start building it, I would be grateful to hear them.

     

    Place setting by a five-year-old girl

    Place-Setting-1

    My five-year-old daughter asked to set the table a couple of night ago. Here's how she set her place.

     

    Do Top Hats Dream of Electric Trains?


    "Monopoly: The Movie"? Ridley Scott may direct, "with an eye toward giving it a futuristic sheen along the lines of his iconic 'Blade Runner.'" Alex Balk wonders: "Do Top Hats Dream Of Electric Trains?"

    PENNYBAGS: [Slowly, deliberately] I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Boots mortgaging property to tiny dogs. Apartments torched on Baltic Avenue just for the insurance money. I watched someone roll triple sixes and land on Free Parking where a Get Out Of Jail Free card had been tossed into the kitty. All those moments will be lost in time, like a bank error in your favor. Time to die. [As the rain continues to fall, he drops his head and silently expires.]
     
    week of 11/09/2008