Susannah Breslin, welcome to the Boing Boing guestblog.
I'm very happy to welcome a longtime friend of Boing Boing, and a personal pal, to the Boing Boing guest blog -- writer and blogger Susannah Breslin. She'll be joining us here for the next couple of weeks, reprising her long-ago role as a guestblogger in Boing Boing's old guestblog, circa, what was that, 2004? Remember the little column on the far right hand corner? Anyway. She's back, she's wonderful, the photo above isn't her but it expresses her inner writerly glamoury angstiness, and here's her bio:
Susannah has written for Details, Newsweek, Harper's Bazaar, Radar, Salon, Variety, Slate, Wired News, The New York Post, The LA Weekly, The San Francisco Chronicle, The Vancouver Sun, The San Francisco Examiner Magazine, Playboy.com, Nerve, Arena (UK), and Max (France). She has appeared on CNN, FOX News, Playboy TV, "Politically Incorrect," and the UK's Channel 4. She is the author of a short story collection: You're a Bad Man, Aren't You? She is at work on a novel, based on her experiences in Porn Valley. She is represented by Endeavor. She is 6'2".
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The model in the photo looks like she's screaming in horror at an approaching cornflake or apple. "Nooo! How will I maintain my victim-of-famine looks??"
Yes, this is a still from Hitchcock's little-known classic, ATTACK OF TEH KILLER CELERY STIX.
Rrowl!
Welcome.
Granted, it's a striking photo/pose. However, I can't suppress my overwhelming urge to feed the model. Do you think she'll go for an IV-drip of bacon grease?
is Susannah Breslin Jimmy Breslin's daughter?
As a child reporter I interviewed Jimmy Breslin during the 1976 democratic convention. He was quite a character, and a well-known and loved NYC fixture.
@#3 venivici, everyone knows that bacon grease is applied directly to the thighs and buttocks for best effect. Immediately to be followed by the abdominal area if desired effects do not emerge.
what would be the proper term for reverse lipo-suction anyway?
Point of order: what's the difference between a writer and a blogger?
bloggers have to type
writers are dependent on the whims of publishers.
writers drink alcohol, bloggers drink coffee.
a vile calumny.
heh.
Yay! Welcome Susannah! Love your work.
Whenever I watch Shivaree - "Goodnight Moon" - the singer Ambrosia Parsley makes me think of Susannah Breslin
Thanks for having me!
Eating?
No, I believe it's "lipo-blowtion".
Not to go off topic here...
Welcome Susannah! I RSS you (in a *non* creepy way) on both the Reverse Cowgirl and The Frisky. I'm looking forward to seeing what you have to offer another fave RSS of mine, boing boing!
Everyone is talking about 'the model' in the photo as if it's just a random illustration. I believe that is The Reverse Cowgirl, herself. Hello! :)
WELCOME susannah!
blogger with eating disorder?
I've been reading Susannah first posts and it is solid stuff that makes me see things with a new kind of lucidity.
Thank you lady and good move Xeni, as usual. :)
I'm only 6'1".
Damn, I'll never be a BoingBoing writer.
@#4: I will!