MORE EXPOSED FLESH THAN YOU REQUIRE

A number of Boing Boing tv viewers asked for a higher-rez still of the Hodgman slashfic chartporn, a disturbing piece of fan-art which appears at the end of today's episode. And here you are: hi-rez image. Previously: (BBtv) John Hodgman: More Information Than You Require. This is not a book trailer, part 2.

[#1 posted by Bonnie , October 21, 2008 12:05 PM]

I also demand a sultry calendar be made of Hodgman. Can you make that happen, Xeni? The holidays are coming and it would be swell for gift giving!

[#2 posted by loopGhost , October 21, 2008 12:07 PM]

This chart seems oddly similar to the chart of my interest in your chart over time.

oddly similar.

[#3 posted by dccarles , October 21, 2008 12:09 PM]

Some suggestions for John Hodgman for the title of his next book, and some subjects:

* Pure Knowledge Contained in Pagebound Form
* Abstract Reasoning You Can Mince
* Factitious And Fractious Factoids
* Information You Can Use (For A Reasonably Tolerant Definition of 'Use')

Potential subjects this putative volume could elaborate upon:
* The Hobo Pluralization Wars
* Why Mole-Men hate Hobo(e)s, but not Vice Versa
* The Garden Gnome Conspiracy (It's Not What You Think)
* Thirty-One Reasons Why (For When An Inquisitive Child Asks ('Why?')
* How to Drive Your Car Into a Ditch
* The Coming Ninja-Pirate Alliance of 2023
* Why Doctors Don't Diagnose People With The Vapours Any More

[#4 posted by dbarak , October 21, 2008 12:32 PM]

Something tells me that picture is a fake.

[#5 posted by Xeni "Hussein" Jardin , October 21, 2008 12:54 PM]

@dbarak NO WAI

[#6 posted by dbarak , October 21, 2008 1:04 PM]

@Xeni "Hussein" Jardin

Yep, I can tell that someone added the chain around his neck in MS Paint. Sometimes it takes the eye of an expert...

[#7 posted by Nix , October 21, 2008 1:15 PM]

His glasses have *obviously* been photoshopped in. This sort of stuff is really insulting our intelligence and is not the sort of serious highbrow analytics we all expect from BoingBoing.

[#8 posted by Chocolatey Shatner , October 21, 2008 1:20 PM]

I would also like to demand a sultry pinup calendar of Mr. Hodgman, with one addition: that he be depicted riding the "I'm a Mac" guy like a pony in at least one of the photos. That is all.

[#9 posted by xdmag , October 21, 2008 1:22 PM]

This looks shooped. I can tell from some of the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shoops in my time.

[#10 posted by Talia , October 21, 2008 1:38 PM]

New desktop wallpaper for me.

[#11 posted by Cool Products , October 22, 2008 7:06 AM]

He was so awesome on the Daily Show last night, I love this guy.