Pee... if you Dare!

Obviously the art here is to combine the joy of peeing in the midst of scary words, and the location of the urinal. I would think of this as a terrorist test. Do you have the nerve to follow the arrow and pee into a home that has been financed by subprime loans?

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#5 posted by Phikus , October 18, 2008 1:14 AM

The BIG... YELLOW... ARROW...

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#6 posted by AlexG55 , October 18, 2008 3:56 AM

@3- there was a man in London a few years ago who died after he pissed on one of the electric rails on the Tube.
"One of", you ask? The Tube is a four-rail system.

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#7 posted by FloydT , October 18, 2008 5:29 AM

Antinous...

Yes they did.

http://mythbusters-wiki.discovery.com/page/Peeing+on+the+Third+Rail

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#8 posted by Anonymous , October 18, 2008 6:50 AM

Antinous...

Mythbusters debunked it, but there have been actual reports of deaths by urination on the electrified tracks.
So currently, the myth is "unbusted" and it true - not actually a myth at all.
The chances are extremely remote, but it can happen.

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#9 posted by Anonymous , October 18, 2008 9:02 AM

having one of these hanging outside a house is not an uncommon thing in factory towns where a guy with a sense of humor can pick one up from a junk pile..i'm thinking of Two Harbors Minnesota where a full size urinal sits outside a house just up hill from busy Hwy 65 near the wild rice and chain saw carving store..

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#10 posted by bobhughes , October 18, 2008 9:48 AM

3, 7, 8:
fwiw, i've gotten shocked from urinating on the electrified wire of a dog pen (standing close enough to not break the urine stream). Why? Wanted to see if it would work, I knew the current was too low to injure me (I liked to see how long I could hold the wire before I had to let go), and I was only maybe 9 or so.

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#11 posted by Talia , October 18, 2008 10:16 AM

If you use this, urine trouble.

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#12 posted by Takuan , October 18, 2008 10:33 AM

you're a whiz at the bathroom humour.

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#13 posted by ill lich , October 18, 2008 10:52 AM

Phew! That's a relief . . . I thought that burning sensation was gonnorrhea.

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#14 posted by Takuan , October 18, 2008 11:15 AM

they'd never put up with this on slashdot

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#15 posted by minTphresh , October 18, 2008 11:42 AM

I'm a county. You're a nation.

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#16 posted by Phikus , October 18, 2008 11:47 AM

YAKUAN: Are you saying they'd get really pissed over there at splashdot?

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#17 posted by Takuan , October 18, 2008 11:51 AM

well, this sort of thing really isn't their kidney

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#18 posted by anthony , October 18, 2008 12:12 PM

I don't think I could use this urinal-the window right in front of it would make me feel awkward.

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#19 posted by Phikus , October 18, 2008 12:28 PM

MINTY: Unless European. ;D

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#20 posted by Phikus , October 18, 2008 12:34 PM

Woops. I should have said "Especially if..." @17 and I didn't mean to misspell TAKUAN @15. Oh look what I've done all over me shoes.

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#21 posted by Takuan , October 18, 2008 12:42 PM

the urinal is mounted on an outside wall, you are supposed to stand indoors with the window open unless you dislike pissing in the wind - doh!

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#22 posted by sammich , October 18, 2008 12:49 PM

Wizz BANG!

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#23 posted by Takuan , October 18, 2008 12:55 PM

sash interrupting slash?

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#24 posted by Takuan , October 18, 2008 12:55 PM

what a pane

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#25 posted by Takuan , October 18, 2008 12:56 PM

imagine the tinkle of breaking glass

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#26 posted by Will

, October 18, 2008 1:21 PM

Danger! Danger!

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#27 posted by Antinous , October 18, 2008 2:10 PM

Oh, are we calling you 'Yakuan' now? Should I change your display name? Perhaps Yakuan Hussein Soho.

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#28 posted by Maussist , October 18, 2008 2:12 PM

I was at a pub in a city in New Zealand one evening. My friends and I got talking to a guy who was a student at the local University (we were outside, due to a smoking ban). As we talked to him, his friends kept coming up to him to say 'hey Mike, how's the knob?' He proceeded to tell us that the previous weekend, he had woken up drunk, needing to pee. He couldn't be bothered going to the bathroom, so he just opened up the window a crack and went. Unfortunately, it was a sash window, and it slammed shut, doing serious damage to his dong. He went to hospital and everything.

Let that be a warning.

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#29 posted by anthony , October 18, 2008 2:20 PM

It's a joke or an art prank, anyway; all other suppositions "are mutt".

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#30 posted by anthony , October 18, 2008 2:27 PM

r mutt

http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&q=r+mutt&btnG=Search+Images

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#31 posted by Anonymous , October 18, 2008 5:35 PM

"That's OK I'll just pee on your house instead."

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#32 posted by Digital Artz , October 18, 2008 8:16 PM

This is how you pee in Alaska.

Gov.Palin

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#33 posted by zuzu

, October 18, 2008 9:49 PM

When nature's callin'
Don't be stalin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the
electric fence
If you're gonna explode
You can use the commonde
Of igloos, cave dwellings
or tents
No need to explain when
you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the
electric fence
You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there
You can let it rain
In the breakfast lane
While waving at ladies
and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence