Vote Nurglon in 2008 -- mother of 5,000,000!


A reader writes, "In an obvious spoof of the Sarah Palin vice-presidency, the cartoon ad touts tentacled monster Nurglon as the "folksy, white, pro-family" candidate who's a 'mother of 5,000,000'." NURGLON In 2008!

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Would she be Cthulhu's VP?

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Kinda looks like Flying Spaghetti Monster mother-in-law.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

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"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"

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We would do better to leave Nurglon trapped on that Island in Nowhere, Alaska.

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#3 - you're just sexist!

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#7 posted by Anonymous , September 16, 2008 11:46 AM

Now there´s a MILF!


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I heard that when Nurglon was mayor of Waftgh'ln, a small town of 157¾, she tried to have all the books in the public library replaced with copies of the Necronomicon!

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Crouch / Umbridge in 2008!

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Actually, Sarah Palin is the secret identity of Nurglon. BB has unmasked her at last! Still think she's a VPNILF?

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#11 posted by V , September 16, 2008 12:59 PM

Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Goat with a Thousand Young!

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Nurglon is a truly superior hunter, and has devoured innumerable hoofed mammals. As an aspect of Chaos itself, Nurglon is also a proven maverick.

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As a progressive moderate, I would go with the above-mentioned Shub-Niggurath, because she only has a thousand young, and is black. Plus, living in the woods gives her down-home country appeal.

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Shub-Niggurath: I wondered where that band got it's name.

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#16 posted by Anonymous , September 24, 2008 11:19 AM

There is now an exclusive interview with Nurglon, for POX News:
http://aryngve.blogspot.com/2008/09/nurglon-speaks-exclusive-interview.html

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