Vote Nurglon in 2008 -- mother of 5,000,000!

A reader writes, "In an obvious spoof of the Sarah Palin vice-presidency, the cartoon ad touts tentacled monster Nurglon as the "folksy, white, pro-family" candidate who's a 'mother of 5,000,000'." NURGLON In 2008!


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Would she be Cthulhu's VP?
Kinda looks like Flying Spaghetti Monster mother-in-law.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
@1 She could, but she doesn't have the experience to run HP.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/16/fiorina-palin-couldnt-do_n_126827.html
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"
We would do better to leave Nurglon trapped on that Island in Nowhere, Alaska.
#3 - you're just sexist!
Now there´s a MILF!
I heard that when Nurglon was mayor of Waftgh'ln, a small town of 157¾, she tried to have all the books in the public library replaced with copies of the Necronomicon!
Crouch / Umbridge in 2008!
Actually, Sarah Palin is the secret identity of Nurglon. BB has unmasked her at last! Still think she's a VPNILF?
Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Goat with a Thousand Young!
Nurglon is a truly superior hunter, and has devoured innumerable hoofed mammals. As an aspect of Chaos itself, Nurglon is also a proven maverick.
As a progressive moderate, I would go with the above-mentioned Shub-Niggurath, because she only has a thousand young, and is black. Plus, living in the woods gives her down-home country appeal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shub-Niggurath
Shub-Niggurath: I wondered where that band got it's name.
There is now an exclusive interview with Nurglon, for POX News:
http://aryngve.blogspot.com/2008/09/nurglon-speaks-exclusive-interview.html