Giant Yeti (real, not a hoax!)
Screw the frozen faux Bigfoot! (Hoaxer's "apology" here at Cryptomundo.) Our pals at Gama-Go and fine artisans Ningyoushi are creating a no-holds-barred Big Yeti designer toy. Over at Vinyl Pulse, Gama-Go's Greg Long is doing a guest series of posts documenting the development. The first post is up today. From Vinyl Pulse:
Gama-Go's "Big Yeti," The Inception (Vinyl Pulse)The fries are really good at Custom Burger on 6th Street, but the fucking beer - Corona - is $6. That's just unconscionable. I make my way over to the table where Chris, Omar and Denise are sitting.
"This fucking beer was $6"
Nods all around. I sit down. Chris commiserates about the cost of beer in swanky-gentrifying-burger-spots and we all do a little bitching while munching on the sea-salty fries.
It's an odd feeling eating fancy fries and talking toys while watching the everyday mélange of disgusting San Francisco 6th street hobo antics occurring right out the window. Junkies, shit-stirrers, crotchety geezers, mean-ass SOMA regulars clucking and scrapping for turf.
It's like I'm submersed in a deep-sea bathysphere peering out at a nasty and hostile terrain.
I take a swig of beer.
"Ok, right. Toys."
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Uhm, Custom Burger is on shit-paved 7th Street, just around the corner from the stinky-armpit and urine-soaked alley where I live. I mention this in case anyone wants to go touch the table where this no-doubt delightful new toy was conceived. :o)
Perhaps the owners of Custom Burger can be convinced to name a burger the Yeti Burger! Yum!
Wait. . . what constitutes "real" now? I agree that the recent Bigfoot corpse (which turned out to be a rubber suit) was a hoax, and so not "real", but now you're saying a toy is some how more real than a rubber suit?
Keep it real, y'all.
Be thankful your beer was only $6, that's pretty common in New York City. There's even some spots in the Lower East Side charging $8 for Colt 45. ...Buy your own and sneak it in tucked into your socks like I do.
Bigfoot's cousin 'Big Yeti' would like to say a few words but is ashamed to. He states that this is because he lacks his cousin's eloquence and composure when speaking in public.
Completely unironically talks about consuming luxuries he doesn't need, that cost way more than he would pay if doing his buying with a tad more prudence,at a meeting about making a TOY for people with too much money to own sense, ( oh holy writ, the very ESSENCE of consumerism ) while sneering in elitest prose at people in need outside the window.
Three cheers for capitalisim !.
bigfoot is GOOD!
beer in every single damn pub in london is about £3.50 or $7.00ish
no pity from me
Hooray, another category for the B-Ark; 'designer toy' creators.
Or are they just serving the Great Intelligence?