Johnny Depp in sausage form

Posted by Cory Doctorow, July 26, 2008 9:56 PM |
Tokyo Disneyland offers many charms, but none so, um, suggestive, as this Johnny Depp branded sausage. Link (Thanks, Tavie!)
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#1 posted by Takuan , July 26, 2008 9:56 PM

arrr! be a good lass and give a hand 'ere with this kielbasa, arrrr!

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#2 posted by Antinous , July 26, 2008 10:03 PM

All sausages are now Captain Jack Sparrow.

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#3 posted by mdhatter Author Profile Page, July 26, 2008 10:27 PM

Johnny Depp is just the wurst.

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#4 posted by idunthinkso , July 26, 2008 11:18 PM

Now dont go giving the kids the wrong idea...

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#5 posted by noen , July 26, 2008 11:18 PM

kielbasa? Capt. Jack is Polish? Yo ho ho and a bottle of Wódka?

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#6 posted by Nasty , July 27, 2008 12:52 AM

I've loved Johnny Depp ever since I saw him on 21 Jump Street..and that show sucked.

Now with the sausage..this is what love brings.

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#7 posted by Tavie Author Profile Page, July 27, 2008 1:11 AM

I feel a strange hunger.

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#8 posted by sonny p fontaine , July 27, 2008 1:20 AM

remember Johnny Depp? well he's back...in sausage form.

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#9 posted by alisong76 , July 27, 2008 2:09 AM

Johnny Depp is just the wurst.

/groans

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#10 posted by alisong76 , July 27, 2008 2:13 AM

Making a joke about eating Captain Jack's sausage would be just too, too obvious.

However, if we're talking about Captain Jack Harkness now...is there a Ianto in the building?

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#11 posted by Ogus Monk , July 27, 2008 2:27 AM

Where is Long John Silver when he need be... Argh!

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#12 posted by Ogus Monk , July 27, 2008 2:30 AM

Duh... Long Dong Silver. Argh!!!

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#13 posted by adonai , July 27, 2008 2:35 AM

Soylent Green is Johnny?

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#14 posted by deusdiabolus Author Profile Page, July 27, 2008 3:56 AM

...no peanuts?

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#15 posted by Agent 86 , July 27, 2008 5:13 AM

I've said this many times, but...
He's the only man I would eat!

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#16 posted by iRoy Author Profile Page, July 27, 2008 6:12 AM

...and the sausage is modelled on Keith Richards, just like Jack was!

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#17 posted by Jerry Kindall Author Profile Page, July 27, 2008 6:54 AM

Quick... hide the salami.

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#18 posted by eti , July 27, 2008 8:26 AM

I thought sausage was supposed to be round

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#19 posted by mcarrick , July 27, 2008 8:42 AM

God phoned and mentioned that if you knew how Johnny Depp was made you wouldn't want to eat him.

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#20 posted by PFlint , July 27, 2008 8:48 AM

#3, #6: Back in the days of Jump Street, Johnny Depp was a Brat.

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#21 posted by eustace , July 27, 2008 9:23 AM

A Brat that ran in a Pack.

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#22 posted by gretagretchen , July 27, 2008 9:52 PM

I'm sorry but this has nothing on Ted Nugent Gonzo Meat Biltong -- sadly no longer in production.

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#23 posted by Phikus , July 27, 2008 11:59 PM

A.) Can anyone think of any other instances where a celebrity in character (sorry Wango Tango Ted) endorsed a product other than toys and lunch-boxes? Another food product especially? I mean we've got Newman's Own spaghetti sauce, but it's not Cool Hand Luke's Own. I'm sure there was something like Fonzi's EZ-Cheez, since everything from ties to dish-towels got endorsed in the Happy Days heyday. It seems like Adam West's Batman endorsed products of all descriptions too. Any of them foodstuffs? I don't recall. (I guess we might want to exclude super heroes, since they have been handed down to different actors throughout their existence. Also wrestlers don't count or it would be all beef jerky. Sorry, and Elvis doesn't count either, though it could be successfully argued that he was playing a character that was himself.) Be sure to provide a link.

B.) If A proves too difficult, it might be fun to suggest food products that should have a character endorsement (sounds like a photoshop contest.)

Ok go!

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#25 posted by FourFiveFire , July 28, 2008 12:07 AM

Well, uh, Urkel Os...

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#28 posted by Phikus , July 28, 2008 12:20 AM

Talia@26: Nice! Yeah, you can't get a better slogan for a breakfast cereal than "May the Force be with you... all day long!" Shouldn't they have been midichlorian-o's though? (If they had made little crunchy Death-Stars I would have a closet full of them, still sealed and unopened.

FOURFIVEFIRE@25: Was that for real?

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#29 posted by Phikus , July 28, 2008 12:23 AM

45FIRE@27: ...AND DESPAIR! (You're in!)

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#30 posted by Phikus , July 28, 2008 12:33 AM

Ok, there's Scooby Doo Apple Sauce (I'm sure they have a b'fast cereal too.)

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#31 posted by Anonymous , July 28, 2008 2:57 AM

Um, this is no different from my daughter noticing Batman-endorsed Hawaiian pizzas in the supermarket freezer section. Yeah, the incongruity had my 7 year old daughter perplexed too.
"Daddy? Does Batman really like pineapple pizza?"
I couldnt answer for him - he also seemed to like capricosa and a few others besides.

I thought that was pretty good... but it lacked the innuendo value of the Depp endorsed meat substitute.

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#32 posted by phoenix21 , July 28, 2008 5:41 AM

Urkel O's did indeed exist. I tried a box when they came out... I was 12... and they were awful. I think they were strawberry and banana flavored O's.

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#33 posted by Phikus , July 28, 2008 10:42 AM

OIGEN@32: And this has to do with... sausage, I guess?

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#34 posted by eustace , July 28, 2008 8:52 PM

Oliver Stone's brand of margarine - I Refuse To Believe It's Not Butter.

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