Wall-E is a copyright criminal

Jesse Willis went to see the new Disney/Pixar movie Wall-E and discovered that the lovable little robot is actually a dire criminal -- because he undertakes a variety of copying activities (bypassing DRM, file-sharing) that will be illegal under Canada's DMCA. Click through to read the unredacted version (warning -- minor spoiler if you do):
1. WALL-E records audio from his favorite movie, XXXXXXXXXXX, putting in onto his own digital recorder (bypassing the macrovision DRM on the tape). A COPYRIGHT CRIME UNDER C-61

2. WALL-E archives the audio, he doesn’t merely time-shift it. He listens repeatedly! A COPYRIGHT CRIME UNDER C-61

3. WALL-E shares his DRM-broken music with his friend, another robot named XXXXX. A COPYRIGHT CRIME UNDER C-61

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Don't be an idiot.

Buy and Large bought up the eff'n rights to these properties a LONG time ago. Anyone that knows anything about copyright law understands the B&L Protection Act of 2486 specifically allowed file sharing between their own bots as well as good standing corporate citizens.

Remove the B&L sticker and void the warantee, yes, you'd be entirely correct.

Seriously. I would have expected Cory to understand this.

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Clif, the Canadian DMCA forbids removing DRM from works that are in the public domain, too -- it's the DRM that's protected, not the copyrights.

RTFA, please, especially if you're going to call me an idiot.

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The "D" in "DRM" stands for "digital"; the Macrovision signal on an analogue videotape is not digital.

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#4 posted by Rashkae , July 2, 2008 8:38 AM

Let switch Cory to Decaf, see if he noticed the difference.

While I think the above post was devoid of the intended humor, you need not bite.

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Lol - Cory, I think your failure of humour can be excused given current events? ;)

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Glad to see you up with some posts, though. It's felt like a heavy day on BB.

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There is a discussion of this issue -- as well as Disney's (completely bogus) response -- on the DisneyLies.com blog:

http://www.disneylies.com/blog/2008/07/02-walle-and-copyright-infringement/

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"Let switch Cory to Decaf, see if he noticed the difference."

Nah...it was just far more subtle humor than my post! Hats off to Cory for playing along!

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Wow, I was just about to rant against #2 for not getting #1's joke when I noticed who it was and everyone else's response. So I'll just say, nice post.

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BTW, it should be noted that point #3 should be illegal. We're not fighting to be able to copy and share other people's work, we're fighting to be able to use content we've acquired legally any way we like.

A second person should be required to legally acquire their own copy of the material.

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#11 posted by mhlaxp , July 2, 2008 10:11 AM

Hey #10, remind me to never make you a mix tape. I don't want to get reported.

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Have you seen the privacy statement of the Buy n Large Corporation? I imagine their copyright / IP policy is similarly scary.

Buy n Large Website.

In order to access services through our site, you must provide us with certain personal information such as your name, your Vari-Credit number and expiration date, your Vari-Credit billing address, your telephone number, your e-mail address and the name or names of the person(s) in your immediate family. We may also ask you for other personal information, such as your medical history.

All acquired customer information becomes the property of the Buy n Large corporation and can be used (but is not limited to) any venture the Buy n Large Corporation deems beneficial to it. By visiting Buy n Large (or a Buy n Large partner) the user agrees to relinquish (if requested) any personal assets that may be deemed "usable" by the Buy n Large Corporation; this includes (but is not limited to) real estate, stock holdings, user transportation, employment income and the users "soul" (either real or imagined, regardless of spiritual or religious affiliation).

By visiting the Buy n Large website you become a registered member of the Buy n Large Database. You may not unsubscribe to this database at any time.

Buy n Large will share your personal information with third parties whenever it deems such sharing to be advantageous to it, including when you engage in certain activities on our site such as using a menu, viewing, clicking your mouse or breathing. Buy n Large will also share your personal information when you respond to promotional materials from Buy n Large and authorize a third party to use your personal information for purposes such as, for example, sending you additional promotional materials that further obligate you (and your family) to receive additional promotional materials, providing you a product or service, or entering you in a contest, sweepstakes or game that will usually require a financial obligation on the part of the user.

By visiting Buy n Large you are contractually obligated to read all email that is sent to you via the Buy n Large servers. Failure to do so will be considered of a breach of contract.

We automatically log all information about your computer's connection to the Internet, which we call "Buy n Large Property". Buy n Large Property consists of things such as IP address, operating system and type of browser software being used and the activities conducted by the user while on our site (or other sites). We may also use some of the Buy n Large Property, such as the pages you visited on our site (or other sites), to send you e-mail messages (such as "Buy n Large requires you to join our Buy n Large Corporate Street Team. Failure to do so will result in legal action") focused on products that we feel you should (or must) be interested in and now are contractually obligated to be interested in.

From time to time we may add or enhance services available on the site to increase our market share. We will use the information you provide to increase our market share and facilitate any program that is deemed beneficial to the Buy n Large Corporation. For example, if you email us with a question, we will use your email address, name, nature of the question, etc. to assist the Buy n Large Corporation in acquiring new assets. This includes using your question and likeness in publicity materials as the submission of any data to the Buy n Large Corporation immediately transfers your status as a "user" to "Promotional Entity". This status is life long and binding. Please see the Promotional Entity contract at BuynLarge.com for more information on your obligations.

(I submitted the link to BB but I haven't had much luck with that lately.)

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I think its safe to say that that movie is at least 700 years old and thus in the PUBLIC DOMAIN. Of course this is a Disney movie... they love taking from the public domain and not giving anything back.

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#3 posted by Sean Eric FAgan:
The "D" in "DRM" stands for "digital"; the Macrovision signal on an analogue videotape is not digital.

Ah, but the law actually protects, not "DRM", but "Technological measures" which (paraphrasing) in their normal course of operation, prevent copying.

Many VHS tapes contain a hidden "flag" signal that tells other devices not to record them. So, yes, copying a VHS tape protected in this way would be forbidden. You'd have to get a VCR or video capture device (such as those made by Haupage) that don't respect the flag -- which would be illegal to sell under C-61.

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What if the tape that Wall-E was working from was recorded off the air for personal use?

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WALL-E isn't using a videotape, he's watching the movie on an iPod which is somehow hooked up to a VCR. We can only speculate as to whether the video contains DRM. Perhaps this will be made clear in the sequel?

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#17 posted by mappo , July 2, 2008 3:02 PM

When I read the title I thought you were talking about how he looks just like Johnny 5 from Short Circuit.

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#18 posted by akbar56 , July 2, 2008 4:07 PM

ochanomizu, you may want to watch the film again.

1. He is using a tape. He even gives it to EVE to look at and she pulls some of the tape out.
2. He uses the ipod as a video screen to watch the tape.
3. He then (in a nice little nod to Brazil) uses a large magnifying lens to view the film.

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Try blue. It's the new red!

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#21 posted by holtt , July 2, 2008 5:41 PM

I'm guessing someone's knee jerked so hard in replying it smacked him in the forehead and he's out cold.

By the way - good movie? It seems like it could be but I'm always wary of any product when the hype machine goes into overdrive to promote it.

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#22 posted by Kevlar , July 2, 2008 6:27 PM

Directive: Rip. Mix. Burn.

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#21: "good movie?"

Let's see:

Astonishing, beautiful graphics.

Great characters. Nothing sappy or obnoxious or stereotyped.

And the story . . . I've been describing it as what might result if one of Robert Sheckley's SF novels and "The Velveteen Rabbit" had a love child. A weird mix of awful-warning satire and cheerful robot love story that works.

It plays out in a fantastically grim and dystopian setting. You know how in Disney cartoons the lead character usually has a funny animal sidekick? Well, Wall-E has a pet roach because that's the only kind of animal left. And humanity . . . I won't say what has become of us, and I hope no one else gives it away, but it is both hilarious and horrible.

Stay for the first third of the credits. They roll over a series of stills that are a coda to the story.

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Wall-E is a direct ripoff of "Short Circuit" anyway (@17), so why not get Eric Allard (who built #5) or Sony (TriStar's currrent owners) to raise a ruckus about it?

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Stefan @12;

For one of my IT Law classes we had to do a line-by-line critique of the privacy policy of a well-known online retailer.

I think going through this one would have been far more fun.

(And, in fact, I suspect it was drafted by a lawyer with a sense of humour - yes, we do exist! - as it diligently tweaks so many privacy and data protection points of concern.)

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Akbar56: yeah, I realised I was wrong just after I posted it. Whoops. Of course, I should have remembered him winding the tape back in.

The sad thing is I actually created this account just to post that brain-fart of a comment.

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#25: You need to follow the link; Buy n Large is entirely fictitous.

At least, I hope so. God help us if it isn't.

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