Voyeur hid cell phone in rear
Jeffrey Barrier, of my hometown Cincinnati, Ohio, was allegedly trying to snap phonecam pics of nude women in a tanning salon. Police were called but Barrier denied the charges. Then they found his cell phone in his butt. According to a Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report, Barrier "hid evidence in his anus." The Smoking Gun has more. Link (Thanks, Tara McGinley!)
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Well that was a silly thing to do, no buts about it.
Why that cheeky devil!
No, actually he had to have put it in his rectum. The anus is the ring of muscle that keeps the rectum closed.
You may now proceed with "...bloody well killed 'im!" jokes
Well, Ohio IS the cornhole state.
Be careful not to dial a wrong number in Cincinnati. You could find yourself talking to a real ass.
Ha. That's what I call "smell phone" technology. I'll be here all week...
Finally someone grants my wish and shoves their cell phone up their ass.
Can you rear me now?
there's no law against keeping your phone there. I suggest it for passing through TSA held territory.
Ahahahaha, Lonin. You win.
His words upon arrest?
"Oh, poo."
I wonder if he had it on vibrate?
Well, there's a second reason why most tight asses wouldn't want to spend the money on a cell phone.
That might have been illegal in some states.
clearly not a Wet Spots fan
I keep wondering what led the police to discovering the phone...
@Sethum
Maybe somebody called
No, it wasn't on vibrate. It was set to silent, but deadly.
Ouch, that could hurt, especially if it was a Blackberry. Or would that be a Dingleberry?
Ah, the Cincinnati stash: twisted sibling of the more-famous and equally-unpleasant Cleavand steamer.
dingleberry? only if you left a call hanging
CORNERS. Jesus, people. And probably no more lube than the cold, clammy sweat of the moment.
Everybody's butthole deserves better, even criminals.
Simply asinine.
How many minutes does his plan have?
oh, come on... SOMEBODY has to say it: pix or it didn't happen.
Oh, geez. I'm glad I stumbled on this thread. Hahahaha!
There are a lot of hot women in Cincinnati, but you need to have a better plan to get naked pictures. Maybe do a Cincinnati naked tanning salon GIS.
/OK, I did that - maybe not.
He's just ahead of his time (ahem... or aomething like that. Talk about hands-free...)
Ad from the future: The new a-phone with supository technology, now with brown-tooth(tm)!
Well, he really pulled that one out of his ass.
Hope it wasn't an old Motorola Brick.... he'd end up looking like frickin' Spongebob.
I'm guessing he is an AT&T customer: more bars in more places.
Note to self: Never borrow another person's cell phone -- you don't know where they've been.
Probably got crappy reception anyway...
What what!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Be careful next time you buy a cell phone off Ebay. You don't know where it has been before ...
"For five years I carried your father's cellphone in my ass...."
Or maybe he's just a cyanide and happiness fan.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/725/
How much you wanna bet there was an epic rock-paper-scissor battle to choose the guy who had to do retrieval duty?
that's what the antennae is for
I have to wonder who was in his fave five.
Ah well, no-one did it... Did he ring himself up?
Mine's the coat made of veal.
I thought I had stepped into Fark territory.
He'd just eaten some goetta and a Three-Way and was doing what he could in a social situation, really.
> Probably got crappy reception anyway...
Either way, the phone is definitely buggered now!
He was just trying to change his ringtone.
So, in the end, he had a Brownie camera?
Holy crap, I went to high school with that guy. And he is likely the most famous, at this point. Which says a lot about my high school.
New for 2009, the Motorola Butthole Surfer.
The true 5th pocket?